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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Alternate Thread Title: RIP Joementum

LIVE STREAMS

http://www.foxnews.com/ might require a cable subscription, gently caress if I know.

In case the official one doesn't work for whatever reason, these :yarr: ones did last time:

http://www.livenewschat.eu/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/
http://www.hulkusc.com/

IRC

https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=EU.synirc.net%3A%2B7001&channel=%23Poligoon

LOGISTICS

Venue: The Fox Theater in Detroit, Mich.
Moderators: Bret Baier, Megyn Kelly and Chris Wallace

THE CONTENDERS


Humbly refuses to call himself the presumptive nominee


Has won three whole states.


Choke Artist


Came close to winning Vermont

Let's see some poo poo go down.

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Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
Thank you for carrying on Joe's good works, SpiderHyphenMan!

B B
Dec 1, 2005

Thank you for including Baby Hitler in the poll. I don't have very many criticisms of Joementum, but that was one area where he was kind of flaky. Thank you for being our new leader.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

the fantastic four

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice
Can't wait for Megyn Kelly, Trump grudge match

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Thundercracker posted:

Can't wait for Megyn Kelly, Trump grudge match

will there be a grudge match now that fox news has bent the knee?

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

will there be a grudge match now that fox news has bent the knee?

Well Megyn Kelly still hates Trump.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/705420338985897984
:911:

TwinsensRevenge
Aug 13, 2013

it's painfully obvious from Trump's ST speech and his recent videos that he is going to play the calm, rational-thinking party unifier. he's going to pretend that he is above the name-calling and he's going to hammer the "i'm the only one that can beat hillary" soundbite into viewers' heads. in a normal world this would be easy to expose since his whole campaign has been built on division (the most important part of his platform is a literal wall), but nothing matters and rubio/cruz are going to be too inept to stop him.


click

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
They should open with a moment of silance and an in memoriam segment for Friend Ben

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

I'm so hyped for this.

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009

I'm not sure my heart can handle another free for all like the last one.

Dilbert As FUCK
Sep 8, 2007

by Cowcaster
Pillbug

I'm aboard the Trump train

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XISxIKwnQk

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
I dunno how I'm gonna manage watching a free-for-all without the occasional Benzo break

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

Venom Snake posted:

Well Megyn Kelly still hates Trump.

She can't show an ounce of hostility because it would only fuel Trump further.

Zohar
Jul 14, 2013

Good kitty

Venom Snake posted:

Well Megyn Kelly still hates Trump.

she called him presidential earlier?

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
After the Romney speech, this is hyped as hell. I wonder what Trump will stump or get stumped tonight.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Wait did Ben drop out today?

:( RIP in peace, Friend Ben.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Thump! posted:

Wait did Ben drop out today?

:( RIP in peace, Friend Ben.
Ben Carson yesterday announced that he sees no political path to victory and would not be attending tonight's debate. However, he has yet to formally suspend his campaign, saying he doesn't want people to stop giving him money give up hope in kindness and positiveness having a place in American politics . He is set to give a speech tomorrow at CPAC.

Moose King
Nov 5, 2009

SpiderHyphenMan posted:


Has won three whole states.


We found the real reason why Ted is against gun control

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

SpiderHyphenMan posted:


Has won three whole states.

Four :ssh:

TwinsensRevenge
Aug 13, 2013


alaska is basically a canadian province (probably why cruz won)

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
Nothing would make me laugh more than Rubio going on a barrage against Trump, the moderators asking if Trump wanted to respond, and Trump with 100% sincerity saying, "No, I don't need to respond to such petty, childish insults."

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Never forget....what?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
if there is no actual murder during this debate then my time has been wasted

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Logikv9 posted:

if there is no actual murder during this debate then my time has been wasted

Actually, someone going Sirhan Sirhan on Trump would probably be the only thing that could save the republican party at this point.

that was a joke secret service

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Didn't Trump say if he dominated on Super Tuesday he wouldn't do any more debates

So is this last one?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Salt Fish posted:

Never forget....what?

Never

Forget

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Kasich mania gonna rock the motor city!

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




EugeneJ posted:

Didn't Trump say if he dominated on Super Tuesday he wouldn't do any more debates

So is this last one?

Remember when Trump said skipping an earlier debate cost him Iowa. Wokka wokka.

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

EugeneJ posted:

Didn't Trump say if he dominated on Super Tuesday he wouldn't do any more debates

So is this last one?

There's one more Republican debate next Thursday, March 10.

There are also two more Democratic debates, on this Sunday the 6th and then Wednesday the 9th.

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Salt Fish posted:

Never forget....what?

sounds like you forgot

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Salt Fish posted:

Never forget....what?

The truth behind the pyramids.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Stuck at work telling parents why their kids suck at Economics and Civics tonight. I don't want to miss the Megyn Kelly Donald Trump cage match.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Kasich will get a late surge from this, place second in Michigan, and chaos will reign supreme.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

A Winner is Jew posted:

Actually, someone going Sirhan Sirhan on Trump would probably be the only thing that could save the republican party at this point.

that was a joke secret service

Secret Service users can't see spoilered tags, please be more courteous.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Zohar posted:

she called him presidential earlier?

As we all know fox news holds a lot of respect for the office of the president

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

has the media already declared Rubio the winner?

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imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I wonder if Trump will use the audience is seeded by GOP establishment again....

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/03/breaking-gop-stacks-audience-for-fox-news-debate-400-tickets-to-gop-officials-50-left-for-public/

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