GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened

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Who will win tonight's debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	John Kasich
	Baby Hitler
	Megyn Kelly

Thundercracker: Jun 25, 2004; Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.; College Slice

Does anyone know of non-live streams? Want to watch from beginning, but probably can't make the kickoff.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 23:45

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 17:40

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Rocks posted:

has the media already declared Rubio the winner?

I think fox has decided that they don't like Rubio anymore.

I eagerly look forward to the Luntz focus group slavering all over... I guess Kasich?

# ? Mar 3, 2016 23:48

Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

what's Rubios strategy walking into this? be positive and ignore trump? yell at Cruz instead? Yell at trump even more than last debate? curl up into the fetal position and hope they ignore you??

# ? Mar 3, 2016 23:52

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Trump should pull a Ross Perot and buy 30 minute advertisement slots and just do his beautiful thing that's he's been doing

Highlights:
Get a Rubio midget to wrestle a melty candle-faced clown

Fez adorned Romney lookalike riding in a one of those shiners minicars

Lotto drawing for $1M of his own money

President Camacho body slams various GOP heads

# ? Mar 3, 2016 23:52

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Schnorkles posted:

I think fox has decided that they don't like Rubio anymore.

I eagerly look forward to the Luntz focus group slavering all over... I guess Kasich?

Rodger has literally said he's 'done' with Rubio so yea, he's gone. They're gonna rally around Cruz or Trump depending where things fall.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 23:53

Dilbert As FUCK: Sep 8, 2007; by Cowcaster; Pillbug

Rocks posted:

what's Rubios strategy walking into this? be positive and ignore trump? yell at Cruz instead? Yell at trump even more than last debate? curl up into the fetal position and hope they ignore you??

At this point I think the RNC just wants rubio to yell at trump a lot on stage,.

# ? Mar 3, 2016 23:54

Shark Sandwich: Sep 6, 2010; by R. Guyovich

Rocks posted:

what's Rubios strategy walking into this? be positive and ignore trump? yell at Cruz instead? Yell at trump even more than last debate? curl up into the fetal position and hope they ignore you??

bend over and present himself as an act of submission. it's gotten him to the senate!

# ? Mar 3, 2016 23:56

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Rocks posted:

what's Rubios strategy walking into this? be positive and ignore trump? yell at Cruz instead? Yell at trump even more than last debate? curl up into the fetal position and hope they ignore you??

All 3 candidates not named trump will be on the offensive against Trump. Kelly will probably be antagonistic as well. Kasich will take the high road, Rubio will get in back and forths, and Cruz will slime until Trump stabs him to death behind the stage.

Generally: I'd expect Trump to get hit with absolutely everything they can. Rubio will probably take point because he's shown the ability to out think Trump on the stage.

e: I expect every single question to candidates to be answered very quickly and then segue into an attack on Trump, for instance.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 00:00

Dilbert As FUCK: Sep 8, 2007; by Cowcaster; Pillbug

Trump is going to knock it out of the park tonight with using Detroit as an example of why we need, a wall, tariffs, and jobs back in the USA

# ? Mar 4, 2016 00:02

VR Native American: May 1, 2009; Gun Saliva

The GOP establishment during the debate = https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W5AQMSt_P3g

# ? Mar 4, 2016 00:05

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

The real big question is how well Trump can counter "punch."

He's in a strong position because he can [rightly] bring up that all of them are tremendous losers. With Cruz he has the Sessions endorsement, which is a huge cudgel to beat Ted with. His absolute best moment last debate was "Keep swinging, men" and the implied "I'm still going to beat you."

# ? Mar 4, 2016 00:05

Shark Sandwich: Sep 6, 2010; by R. Guyovich

I wonder if the mods are gonna softball Trump because of the Fox News defection

# ? Mar 4, 2016 00:07

Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

i always get nervous during the debates because trump always gets clobbered, but then an hour after the debate him and all his supporters are spinning harder than the GOP and all is well again. i'm sure the same will happen again tonight.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 00:09

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007; Can't post for 17 hours!

Megyn Kelly will be worshipping Trump before the convention even begins.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 00:12

fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

EugeneJ posted:

Didn't Trump say if he dominated on Super Tuesday he wouldn't do any more debates

So is this last one?

To be fair, Trump did well on Super Tuesday but I wouldn't quite say he "dominated".

-Trump won 7 states and got 319 delegates
-Cruz won 3 states and got 226 delegates
-Rubio won 1 state and got 110 delegates (lol)

That's an "I'm the front runner and probably the nominee" win, not an "I dominated and slaughtered everyone, all must bow before me" win.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 00:18

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Rocks posted:

i always get nervous during the debates because trump always gets clobbered, but then an hour after the debate him and all his supporters are spinning harder than the GOP and all is well again. i'm sure the same will happen again tonight.

He won all the debate polls!

# ? Mar 4, 2016 00:24

3rdEyeDeuteranopia: Sep 12, 2007

Is there a drinking game for these debates? I haven't been to one of these threads in a while, but there were in previous elections.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 00:27

VR Native American: May 1, 2009; Gun Saliva

3rdEyeDeuteranopia posted:

Is there a drinking game for these debates? I haven't been to one of these threads in a while, but there were in previous elections.

Every time you get depressed drink.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 00:29

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

3rdEyeDeuteranopia posted:

Is there a drinking game for these debates? I haven't been to one of these threads in a while, but there were in previous elections.

just drink, imho

# ? Mar 4, 2016 00:29

Dilbert As FUCK: Sep 8, 2007; by Cowcaster; Pillbug

3rdEyeDeuteranopia posted:

Is there a drinking game for these debates? I haven't been to one of these threads in a while, but there were in previous elections.

Any drinking game this election term, especially one that involves anything related to trump, would probably cause death.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 00:30

fade5: May 31, 2012; by exmarx

3rdEyeDeuteranopia posted:

Is there a drinking game for these debates? I haven't been to one of these threads in a while, but there were in previous elections.

Any drinking game tends to result in passing out before the halfway mark, just take a few shots and laugh.

Or be crazy and watch the debate stone-cold sober.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 00:30

kittiesgomeow: Oct 13, 2008; This avatar cost on average $27.

3rdEyeDeuteranopia posted:

Is there a drinking game for these debates? I haven't been to one of these threads in a while, but there were in previous elections.

There's no official game, but a good one is to drink every time the time-limit bell dings.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 00:30

Dilbert As FUCK: Sep 8, 2007; by Cowcaster; Pillbug

Drinking game

1. Shot every time Trump says China
2. Shot every time Rubio repeats himself
3. Shot every time Trump does a personal attack related to social media
4. Shot any time the moderators lose control of the debate

Not responsible for liver failure or impending death

# ? Mar 4, 2016 00:32

Thundercracker: Jun 25, 2004; Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.; College Slice

One drink when you laugh at the absurdity of it all
One drink when you cry for America

# ? Mar 4, 2016 00:33

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

lol drudge's current title

DEBATE TONIGHT: MAYHEM IN MOTOR CITY!

i love that debates are now being titled along the lines of boxing/wrestling/monster truck rallies

# ? Mar 4, 2016 00:34

3rdEyeDeuteranopia: Sep 12, 2007

Thanks, I'll just go with all those great suggestions.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 00:37

Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

3rdEyeDeuteranopia posted:

Thanks, I'll just go with all those great suggestions.

# ? Mar 4, 2016 00:38

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

3rdEyeDeuteranopia posted:

Is there a drinking game for these debates? I haven't been to one of these threads in a while, but there were in previous elections.

Chug until everything feels good again, and embrace the moment of peace you will be gifted before the void claims you

The last words you will hear will be TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP and you will know in the depths of your black and craven heart that this is truly what you deserve

# ? Mar 4, 2016 00:46

imgay: May 12, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Drink every time Donald says "choke artist" and "liar"

# ? Mar 4, 2016 01:00

Mr. BT: Oct 14, 2002

Drink when you hear your candidate's words:

Donald Trump � China, Tremendous
Ted Cruz � Radical, Conservative
Marco Rubio � Con Artist, Obama
John Kasich � Budget, Ohio

# ? Mar 4, 2016 01:07

KennyLoggins: Dec 3, 2004; Welcome to the Danger Zone

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

lol drudge's current title

DEBATE TONIGHT: MAYHEM IN MOTOR CITY!

i love that debates are now being titled along the lines of boxing/wrestling/monster truck rallies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ytt26BpyNd0

# ? Mar 4, 2016 01:10