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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Montasque posted:

Lines of attack...

Trump University
Tax Returns
KKK/David Duke
Healthcare
Israel
Planned Parenthood
Not true conservative
Con man

stubby fingers won't be able to press the big red button in case of imminent attack

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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

BTW among my local disgusting 20-something & 30-something liberal friends, almost all support Bernie but would vote Hillary over any Republican nominee.
However, I asked them about the .05% Romney chance and more than half said they'd vote for him over Hillary.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Montasque posted:

Lines of attack...

Trump University
Tax Returns
KKK/David Duke
Healthcare
Israel
Planned Parenthood
Not true conservative
Con man

getting in an insult fight with Trump will work this time, I'm sure of it

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

GrimGypsy posted:

BTW among my local disgusting 20-something & 30-something liberal friends, almost all support Bernie but would vote Hillary over any Republican nominee.
However, I asked them about the .05% Romney chance and more than half said they'd vote for him over Hillary.

Sever

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
I hope trump refuses to go negative and talks policy specifics

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Also hoist the black flag

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice

GrimGypsy posted:

BTW among my local disgusting 20-something & 30-something liberal friends, almost all support Bernie but would vote Hillary over any Republican nominee.
However, I asked them about the .05% Romney chance and more than half said they'd vote for him over Hillary.

Honestly, having lived through Romney's governorship Romney's fine. Even if he is a scumbag Romney has that self-belief in his own class that he wouldn't do anything too insane. Trump is exactly what democracy is supposed to prevent, an actual maniac.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



^ ^ ^ the first time Romney did when he ran for POTUS was kill Gov Romney. The moderate, sensible Governor is dead and replaced by a vulture capitalist 1%er who is no longer corralled by a Dem legislature. I mean yeah I'd vote for Romney over any other GOPer put forward, but I'd vote Communist before I did that ^ ^ ^

GrimGypsy posted:

BTW among my local disgusting 20-something & 30-something liberal friends, almost all support Bernie but would vote Hillary over any Republican nominee.
However, I asked them about the .05% Romney chance and more than half said they'd vote for him over Hillary.

Once the stock footage from 2012 starts rolling again they'll change their mind. There's a reason he lost and that reason is more inflated now than ever

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Didn't Rubio lose his voice earlier this week? Wonder if he'll have that Sanders scratchiness tonight

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: This is Way Trump Will Be President

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

GrimGypsy posted:

However, I asked them about the .05% Romney chance and more than half said they'd vote for him over Hillary.

So only 47% would vote Democrat? ROMNEY WAS RIGHT! :derp:

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

will there be a grudge match now that fox news has bent the knee?

I bet Foxnews lulled Trump the last 2 days with false praise and they are going to move in hard against Trump at the debate tonight.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Mitt Romney posted:

I bet Foxnews lulled Trump the last 2 days with false praise and they are going to move in hard against Trump at the debate tonight.

Calling it now: those Daily Show-type videoclips of hypocrisy, but only for Trump.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



And FNC continues its tradition of breaking the hearts of the posters in this thread

edit - okay well you know what I meant

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Logikv9 posted:

Calling it now: those Daily Show-type videoclips of hypocrisy, but only for Trump.

yup

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
Any word on if this will show up on the Fox News Roku app without a login? Gotta get in on this dumpster fire :)

Mr. Boogie
Apr 1, 2013

Is a meat patty something or nothing?
Did Joementum pass away?

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Alternate Thread Title: RIP Joementum

LIVE STREAMS

http://www.foxnews.com/ might require a cable subscription, gently caress if I know.

In case the official one doesn't work for whatever reason, these :yarr: ones did last time:

http://www.livenewschat.eu/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/
http://www.hulkusc.com/

IRC

https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=EU.synirc.net%3A%2B7001&channel=%23Poligoon

LOGISTICS

Venue: The Fox Theater in Detroit, Mich.
Moderators: Bret Baier, Megyn Kelly and Chris Wallace

THE CONTENDERS


Humbly refuses to call himself the presumptive nominee


Has won three whole states.


Choke Artist


Came close to winning Vermont

Let's see some poo poo go down.

Is that the title font from The Loveboat?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Mr. Boogie posted:

Did Joementum pass away?

extended break from following poo poo 24/7 for our pleasure

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Mitt Romney posted:

I bet Foxnews lulled Trump the last 2 days with false praise and they are going to move in hard against Trump at the debate tonight.

They did tease a 1 on 1 interview with Ted Cruz after the debate...

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



RIP Joementum

He worked himself to death

LIKE A DOG

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Mr. Boogie posted:

Did Joementum pass away?

death by trump

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Logikv9 posted:

extended break from following poo poo 24/7 for our pleasure

dead to me :colbert:

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
At the current time, as things lay, I would vote:
-Trump
- Bernie
- Literally Hitler
- Hillary
- Romney
- JEB!
- Cruz

in that order

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

crazy cloud posted:

I hope trump refuses to go negative and talks policy specifics

And then his poll numbers drop.

TwinsensRevenge
Aug 13, 2013

Mr. Boogie posted:

Did Joementum pass away?

he did not see a political path forward in light of the Super Tuesday primary results, and has decided not to attend the The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Debate & Discussion: You Are Racist > You're Candidate Sucks > GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Sleep Well, Friend Ben thread.

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer

Lycus posted:

And then his poll numbers drop.

But inexplicably Kasich's skyrocket.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Maoist Pussy posted:

At the current time, as things lay, I would vote:
-Trump
- Bernie
- Literally Hitler
- Hillary
- Romney
- JEB!
- Cruz

in that order

Mine would be:
- Bernie
- Hillary
- Trump
- Romney
- JEB!
- Literally Hitler
- Cruz

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I am ready to debate and/or discuss this presidential primary.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Shakenbaker posted:

But inexplicably Kasich's skyrocket.

Kasich bursts into tears, insists he was only ever there to make up the numbers and wouldn't know what to do if he was President. Numbers raise even higher.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Is O'Reilly loaded right now or is he always this weird

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Joementum posted:

I am ready to debate and/or discuss this presidential primary.

He is risen. It is done. Hail Satan.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Joementum posted:

I am ready to debate and/or discuss this presidential primary.

Was Mitt Romney a great candidate or the GREATEST candidate?

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Joementum posted:

I am ready to debate and/or discuss this presidential primary.

hey you're back. how was your temporary death?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


- Bernie
- Gloria La Riva
- Jill Stein
- Baby Hitler
- Trump
- No One

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Epic High Five posted:

Is O'Reilly loaded right now or is he always this weird

That's how he talks to women.

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
fox news stream is buggered for me. Found a youtube stream tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYBKSW0L9TE

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
This poo poo will only be 2 hours right?

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sharkbomb
Feb 9, 2005
My dream scenario (for maximum chaos) would be for Trump to use his opening statement to demand that the moderators keep control of the debate, and to keep it civil, otherwise he is leaving immediately. Then Rubio starts robotically hitting him with prepared burns and Trump says "Okay, let's MAGA and peace out" Walks off to Trump WWE theme music.

One can hope

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