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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Rocks posted:

hey you're back. how was your temporary death?

I was on a business trip so I have no idea what happened in politics today.

I'm guessing that Mitt Romney said mean things about Donald Trump and then Donald Trump said mean things about Mitt Romney.

Should make this debate fun.

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Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

It's blowing my mind that the republican establishment is freaking out over Trump.

It's been almost 10 years since I agreed with Sean Hannity on anything but today he made a good point that the Republican Party is forming a circular firing squad around Donald Trump

They really need need to slow their roll and realize he is the best thing to happen to their party since Reagan

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



Joementum posted:

That's how he talks to women.

Yeah he's so consistently creepy.

sharkbomb posted:

My dream scenario (for maximum chaos) would be for Trump to use his opening statement to demand that the moderators keep control of the debate, and to keep it civil, otherwise he is leaving immediately.

I like the way you think. :getin:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Joementum posted:

That's how he talks to women.

She should've asked him how the kids are doing

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
Joementum just had to take a few days to dehumanize himself. It's understandable.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
O'Reilly looks like he's about to have a stroke

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Jewel Repetition posted:

Mine would be:
- Bernie
- Hillary
- Trump
- Romney
- JEB!
- Literally Hitler
- Cruz

Why'd you put Trump on there three times? :confused:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Joementum posted:

I was on a business trip so I have no idea what happened in politics today.

I'm guessing that Mitt Romney said mean things about Donald Trump and then Donald Trump said mean things about Mitt Romney.

Should make this debate fun.

Yep, Romney laid out all the reasons why Trump couldn't win, Trump retorted by saying that in the last election Romney begged for his endorsement and had Trump so wished he could have made him beg on his knees for it.

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

GrimGypsy posted:

BTW among my local disgusting 20-something & 30-something liberal friends, almost all support Bernie but would vote Hillary over any Republican nominee.
However, I asked them about the .05% Romney chance and more than half said they'd vote for him over Hillary.

that's only because romney has faded from their memory while hillary vs. sanders is still fresh and not even scabbed over yet. if it were actually romney vs. hillary they'd change their minds

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Joementum posted:

I was on a business trip so I have no idea what happened in politics today.

I'm guessing that Mitt Romney said mean things about Donald Trump and then Donald Trump said mean things about Mitt Romney.

Should make this debate fun.

What have you been drinking to prepare for this bloodfest?

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Jerusalem posted:

Yep, Romney laid out all the reasons why Trump couldn't win, Trump retorted by saying that in the last election Romney begged for his endorsement and had Trump so wished he could have made him beg on his knees for it.

Actually Trump said he could make Romney drop to his knees, but he didn't specify what Mitt would be doing while in that position.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Tonights pocket snuck pill count should be nearly a dozen. Rubio's beta will be so blocked it might come out of him like a tappen.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm incredibly upset that kaisch is still around, i wanted 2 hours of uninterrupted insults

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Joementum posted:

I was on a business trip
how was CPAC, Mr. Walker?

Logikv9 posted:

i'm incredibly upset that kaisch is still around, i wanted 2 hours of uninterrupted insults

"guys, guys, guys! This is just crazy! Can you believe these guys? As the governor of Ohio, I am going turn this around so fast it will make you head spin. Buckle up!" ~ john kasich tonight

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
trump at tonight's debate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edH5TvzR4kw

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

HiHo ChiRho posted:

What have you been drinking to prepare for this bloodfest?

I had a Switchback with dinner and now have a nice bottle of Malbec.

Malachy
Dec 20, 2013
Kasich can still afford ads apparently.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
watter's world is so loving dumb

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


lol CPAC w/ Dr. Dre

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
Fox news has a segment going right now with the beat to the "smoke weed every day" song in the background

Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all

Jumpingmanjim posted:

This poo poo will only be 2 hours right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s62msrPjSVY

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



I'm pretty horned up. Not Super Tuesday horned up, but this has the potential to be the best GOP debate (and thus the best debate in history) yet.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


seriously fox

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

I will be enjoying tonight with a nice bottle of Woodford with a side glass of establishment tears.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

BWV posted:

lol CPAC w/ Dr. Dre

hey hey hey hey

consolidate wealth in the oligarchy to oppress the masses every day

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
jan brewer aged 20 years in the last 2 years

Malachy
Dec 20, 2013
Fox News interviewing pirates.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

I despise that piece of poo poo

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
i think im gonna give this about 20 minutes and see where we are. im not sure my soul can handle more than that

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Is this supposed to be humor?

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Joementum posted:

I was on a business trip so I have no idea what happened in politics today.

I'm guessing that Mitt Romney said mean things about Donald Trump and then Donald Trump said mean things about Mitt Romney.

Should make this debate fun.

Donald told mitt romney to suck his dick

also ruined carpets

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

InsanityIsCrazy posted:

fox news stream is buggered for me. Found a youtube stream tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYBKSW0L9TE

Tyvm

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Jan is looking rough

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Is Glenn Beck crippled

what in the world

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Malachy posted:

Fox News interviewing pirates.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
I love journalism.

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax
beck misses cuddling with bill :3:

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Goddammit I mistimed and accidentally caught Watters, I have cancer of the humor now.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Joementum posted:

I was on a business trip so I have no idea what happened in politics today.

I'm guessing that Mitt Romney said mean things about Donald Trump and then Donald Trump said mean things about Mitt Romney.

Should make this debate fun.

mitt got down on his knees and choked on Trump, ruining his carpet

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Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Did Billo have anything enlightening to say about Mittens, or did he repeat the party line tonight?

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