GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: Dick jokes happened

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Who will win tonight's debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	John Kasich
	Baby Hitler
	Megyn Kelly

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Wait did Ben drop out today?

RIP in peace, Friend Ben.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2016 20:21

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Jewel Repetition posted:

Mine would be:
- Bernie
- Hillary
- Trump
- Romney
- JEB!
- Literally Hitler
- Cruz

Why'd you put Trump on there three times? :confused:

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 02:47

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They're copping Carson's campaign slogan!!!!! :mad:

LEAVE HANDS OUT OF THIS!

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 03:06

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this is loving unreal

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 03:08

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bennyfranks posted:

ted cruz has a small dick fyi

It prolly looks like a christmas light bulb

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 03:09

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RIP John

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 03:10

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Nuclear Triad is a loving sick band name though for the record

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 03:11

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I am Ted's complete lack of comfort

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 03:12

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Pick posted:

Oh poo poo I just got here, what's up?

Rubio got a baby dick, supposedly.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 03:12

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Holy gently caress, who is this guy?

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 03:13

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Charliegrs posted:

Is the foxnews stream totally dead?

http://www.livenewschat.eu/the-republican-debates-live-stream/

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 03:15

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Masonic Youth posted:

Was someone talking just now?

They let some random unidentified man on stage for some reason.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 03:16

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Are they literally asking Trump about his clothing manufacturer?

Is this really where the GOP is in 2016?

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 03:19

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FUCKIN TRUMP STEAKS!

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 03:20

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oh my god what the gently caress even is this

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 03:21

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HOLY gently caress THEY'RE ACTUALLY FACT CHECKING THE MOTHERFUCKER!

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 03:23

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Mokelumne Trekka posted:

Donald Trump is getting like 80% face time here. Wow.

I don't think he's gonna get more than 5 minutes of speaking time this debate

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 03:23

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Winkie01 posted:

Are they going to call out the bullshit in Rubio's tax plan

I think they might still want Rubio to win

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 03:24

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Kasich: "I'M THE ONLY loving SANE PERSON UP HERE!"

This might be the loudest I've ever heard Kasich speak

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 03:28

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McGlockenshire posted:

... wasn't this an immigration question?

Nothing seems to matter anymore.

Other than dick size, of course.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 03:32

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Pinterest Mom posted:

https://twitter.com/Babylonian/status/705581381204746241

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 03:32

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paranoid randroid posted:

"i supported george bush"

*dead silence, one guy goes "woo"*

I didn't know Jeb! was there in Detroit.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 03:33

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GrimGypsy posted:

Ahahahah

It's important that I am allowed to have lied! Wait no they did it! Wait no business somethingsomethingmumble! Wait no Ted! Oh, gently caress it *word salad until bell rings*

I taste toast

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 03:34

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THIS WALL

TAKING ME HIGHER

HIGHER AND HIIIIGGGHHHEEEERRRRRR

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 03:35

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Fat Lowtax posted:

What if Trump wins the presidency and things get so bad that Mexico builds the wall themselves

We'll be living in a nuclear wasteland by that point.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 03:36

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Zas posted:

the way Trump's talking seems different... like he's speaking to children or something

I mean... he is?

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 03:38

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I will say, all of my dreams ARE coming true right now :circlefap:

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 03:39

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a cop posted:

What did I miss??

Donald Trump has a huge dick, Little Marco has a baby dick.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 03:40

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steelninja posted:

so did fox just decide to gently caress all the candidates to stop a republican civil war?

Who knows. I think they were still trying to gently caress Trump but Cruz and Rubio also want to gently caress Trump and they're all just getting counter-hosed.

So, it's like somehow they're having a hate-orgy or something.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2016 03:42