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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



3rdEyeDeuteranopia posted:

Is there a drinking game for these debates? I haven't been to one of these threads in a while, but there were in previous elections.

Chug until everything feels good again, and embrace the moment of peace you will be gifted before the void claims you

The last words you will hear will be TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP and you will know in the depths of your black and craven heart that this is truly what you deserve

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



^ ^ ^ the first time Romney did when he ran for POTUS was kill Gov Romney. The moderate, sensible Governor is dead and replaced by a vulture capitalist 1%er who is no longer corralled by a Dem legislature. I mean yeah I'd vote for Romney over any other GOPer put forward, but I'd vote Communist before I did that ^ ^ ^

GrimGypsy posted:

BTW among my local disgusting 20-something & 30-something liberal friends, almost all support Bernie but would vote Hillary over any Republican nominee.
However, I asked them about the .05% Romney chance and more than half said they'd vote for him over Hillary.

Once the stock footage from 2012 starts rolling again they'll change their mind. There's a reason he lost and that reason is more inflated now than ever

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Jun 5, 2004



GOP Detroit Debate March 3, 9 PM ET FOX News: This is Way Trump Will Be President

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Jun 5, 2004



And FNC continues its tradition of breaking the hearts of the posters in this thread

edit - okay well you know what I meant

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Jun 5, 2004



RIP Joementum

He worked himself to death

LIKE A DOG

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Jun 5, 2004



Is O'Reilly loaded right now or is he always this weird

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Jun 5, 2004



Joementum posted:

That's how he talks to women.

She should've asked him how the kids are doing

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Jun 5, 2004



TRUMP!


*ding ding*

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Jun 5, 2004



Bishop posted:

Megyn Kelly is rocking Claire Underwoods hair from House of Cards and it's p hot

She's a very lovely lady. Shame about pretty much everything in her head. Also the names of her children.

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Jun 5, 2004



Short hair is hot af on a lady an she's rockin' it

Still more hair than Trump on top lmbo

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Jun 5, 2004



I'M IN FAVOR OF FREE TRADE

now here's lots of huge tariffs

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Jun 5, 2004



Yesssss, another chaos crowd

ALL WILL BE CHEERED

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Jun 5, 2004



No lie Rubio's hands did look bigger there, Trump needs to keep them sheathed

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Jun 5, 2004



omg Trump pulling it back and tempting him to attack him with a flagrant lie

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Jun 5, 2004



RUBIO STRIKING

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Jun 5, 2004



omg this fuckin poo poo

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Jun 5, 2004



Donald "I can't beat Hillary" Trump taking a bold approach

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Jun 5, 2004



Holy poo poo that last part

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Jun 5, 2004



PIN HIM

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Jun 5, 2004



c'mon ask how Bernie is setting records in fundraising with made in usa hats

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Jun 5, 2004



jesus loving christ Trump losing it

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Jun 5, 2004



PROPS! GOTCHA JOURNALISM AT ITS WORST

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Jun 5, 2004



A SECOND SCREEN HAS TRUCK THE DEBATE

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Jun 5, 2004



CHAOS CROWD BABY

THEY'LL CHEER THEIR OWN EXECUTIONS

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Jun 5, 2004



DONALD "WAGES ARE TOO HIGH" TRUMP GONNA WEIGH IN

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Jun 5, 2004



Aww yeah let's deport uhhh, campaign finance of the 2008 campaign?

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Jun 5, 2004



The sanctity of privacy from the dude who gave out Lindsey Graham's cell phone number at a rally

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Jun 5, 2004



Also that was a really lovely answer

"That was mean of them to do, exposing that thing I just confirmed saying"

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Jun 5, 2004



"These people who graduate, they refuse to work for the dramatically lower wages than they're worth. So we need to bring in foreign labor. So what"

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Jun 5, 2004



triple sulk posted:

lol as someone in tech, silicon valley does not need more workers

You must've missed the true meaning of his position on H1Bs

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Jun 5, 2004



Reality spinning! Mar-a-lago is like 95% immigrants despite having hundreds of locals apply

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Jun 5, 2004



lmao "yeah it's slave labor, I'm not alone, who cares?"

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Jun 5, 2004



They're gonna pan to Kasich and it's gonna be just an empty podium

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Jun 5, 2004



Millstone posted:

stealin all the bits in canada

can't find local bits. They don't apply! American bits won't settle for it. So I bring the bits in, but then they gotta go. In, then out. Everybody does it

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Jun 5, 2004



I'm pretty sure everybody on this stage has come out as pro-Gaddafi

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Jun 5, 2004



That sound was his base getting stronger, and every Independent running for the hills

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Jun 5, 2004



"Trump, who would you hire?"

"You bet I'd hire them, also Snowden amirite"

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Jun 5, 2004



Kasich once again sets Trump up for a dunk and Trump declines

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Jun 5, 2004



Also fun fact: Kasich is 7 years younger than Trump

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Jun 5, 2004



KNOPFLER IS A GOD

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