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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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GrimGypsy posted:

However, I asked them about the .05% Romney chance and more than half said they'd vote for him over Hillary.

So only 47% would vote Democrat? ROMNEY WAS RIGHT! :derp:

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May 20, 2004

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Shakenbaker posted:

But inexplicably Kasich's skyrocket.

Kasich bursts into tears, insists he was only ever there to make up the numbers and wouldn't know what to do if he was President. Numbers raise even higher.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Joementum posted:

I am ready to debate and/or discuss this presidential primary.

Was Mitt Romney a great candidate or the GREATEST candidate?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Joementum posted:

I was on a business trip so I have no idea what happened in politics today.

I'm guessing that Mitt Romney said mean things about Donald Trump and then Donald Trump said mean things about Mitt Romney.

Should make this debate fun.

Yep, Romney laid out all the reasons why Trump couldn't win, Trump retorted by saying that in the last election Romney begged for his endorsement and had Trump so wished he could have made him beg on his knees for it.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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It..... begins......

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Has anyone called out Trump on just repeating his stump speech ala Rubio?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Trump: The Klu Klux Klan and their team were captured or killed, and thus I disavow all knowledge.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Holy poo poo Trump legit just said,"Yo I got a big dick, make me President."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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By the last debate they're just gonna unzip and get Wolf Blitzer up there with a ruler.

Ladies and Gentlemen, your Republican Nominee - John Kasich.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Kasich heard somebody else say Ohio, surprised he didn't go,"Awaoooooo?" like a confused hound dog.

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May 20, 2004

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Tatum Girlparts posted:

Hillary is watching this and cackling I assume

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Kasich: All y'all motherfuckers in Kasich Country now! :getin:
falls asleep

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Needs More Ditka posted:

not too big but not too small either, somewhere in the middle

Ronnie Reagan was very insistent that nobody put him to shame, he'd send H.W Bush around to check up on everybody.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Holy poo poo, Trump really is loving livid at his perceived masculinity being called into question :stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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They're actually showing the figures :stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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A drunk Fiorina staggers onto stage clutching three pieces of paper before being tackled by security.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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"Don't consider me a politician," says man running for President of the United States of America.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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"I'm an outsider who fights the establishment," says former Chairman of the House Budget Committee.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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THERE. ARE. FOUR. CHECKS!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Boosted_C5 posted:

Penis size matters, Clinton will never be President

Maybe Bill's is big enough that it counts for her too? :shobon:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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So.... you did say it?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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GrimGypsy posted:

Ahahahah

It's important that I am allowed to have lied! Wait no they did it! Wait no business somethingsomethingmumble! Wait no Ted! Oh, gently caress it *word salad until bell rings*

poo poo, just repeat,"Mexico is paying for the wall!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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I wonder if there is anybody who doesn't know that Ben Carson isn't there, since the debate is unfolding the same as it would have if he was there.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Rubio basically calling it slave labor.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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I'M RUBBER YOU'RE GLUE

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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bennyfranks posted:

is kasich even still here

He thought he was sticking around because he was a viable candidate. He didn't realize that there must ALWAYS be a Ben Carson.

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May 20, 2004

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Tars Tarkas posted:

The audience is so crazy, this rules

They found one of those old drunk crowds from Married... with Children. If Ed O'Neill was running for President he'd be the frontrunner easily.

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May 20, 2004

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Lurk Ethic posted:

drat this poo poo is rowdy. Fuckin' love Repub debates, it's like Pro Wrestling

I wish pro-wrestling was this insane :smith:

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May 20, 2004

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oddium posted:

"we need to be in the air, gathering chi for a spirit bomb"

Trump gonna call Rubio Yamcha, Rubio murders him live on stage and the judge says it was justified homicide.

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May 20, 2004

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Trump doubling down on a war crime. :stare:

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May 20, 2004

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Don't you dare talk poo poo about Jimmy Carter, Cruz :mad:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Trump: Next question :smug: ......NEXT QUESTION :supaburn:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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"You change up your position all the time. What is your core?"
"It's very strong."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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I'm starting to think David Letterman was only half-joking when he said Trump running for President made him think retiring was the worst mistake of his life :xd:

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May 20, 2004

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Rubio completely hosed up the segue into Trump University. He should have played up the fact that Trump's lines about how he was going to run the University being identical to his lines about how he was going to run the country.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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MADOFF!

:aaa:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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That Madoff comparison....

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May 20, 2004

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SNAKES N CAKES posted:

I know he's lying, and I almost believe him.

In that John Oliver piece, he even comments about how Trump lied with so much confidence about being invited to be on his show that he actually went to his production staff and asked them if it actually happened without his knowledge.

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May 20, 2004

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tecnocrat posted:

Trump is just gonna turn this into "Poor little Trump getting beaten up by the big bad media".

That would require him using the word "little" in reference to himself, and he's physically incapable of that.

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May 20, 2004

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"Count to ten, Donald." :lol:

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