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Who will win tonight's debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
John Kasich
Baby Hitler
Megyn Kelly
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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I am ready to debate and/or discuss this presidential primary.

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Epic High Five posted:

Is O'Reilly loaded right now or is he always this weird

That's how he talks to women.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Rocks posted:

hey you're back. how was your temporary death?

I was on a business trip so I have no idea what happened in politics today.

I'm guessing that Mitt Romney said mean things about Donald Trump and then Donald Trump said mean things about Mitt Romney.

Should make this debate fun.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

HiHo ChiRho posted:

What have you been drinking to prepare for this bloodfest?

I had a Switchback with dinner and now have a nice bottle of Malbec.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

BWV posted:

lol CPAC w/ Dr. Dre

hey hey hey hey

consolidate wealth in the oligarchy to oppress the masses every day

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

PostNouveau posted:

Fox News Go stream playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung.

That was the best. The debate can't top that.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
No sign of blood coming out of Megyn.... yet

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
First thing in the GOP debates: booing the last Republican Presidential candidate who won 47% of the national vote.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/dgjackson/status/705553549581651972

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I'm totally serious: Twitter should hire Trump as its new CEO.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Welp. I think we've made history tonight.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I really wish there's some way we could have had an LBJ vs Trump campaign.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Gonna be honest: I didn't pay attention to anything Cruz just said.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/maxasteele/status/705576407062208512

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Kasich confirming the contested convention strategy :kheldragar:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/705578306725253120

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Congratulations, GOP, your party is now being led by literal children having a schoolyard fight.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
hahahahahahaaha allowing the federal government to negotiate drugs in a GOP debate

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Necc0 posted:

WHAT THE gently caress IS GOING ON

Since the candidates are incapable to actually debating Trump, Chris Wallace has to do it.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Hey, Ted and Marco, the attack that Trump supported Democrats hasn't worked for the last nine months. It's not going to work. It's not his weakness.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror... Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies! I remember when I was with Special Forces... seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate some children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there, and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried, I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out; I didn't know what I wanted to do! And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it... I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought, my God... the genius of that! The genius! The will to do that! Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we, because they could stand that these were not monsters, these were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men, our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment! Because it's judgment that defeats us.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Stop trying to make this donation thing happen, Ted. It's not gonna happen.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"He wants it to be higher" :pusheen:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
More like CON-ald Trump, rite guys?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
The break music on the livenewschat stream is pro tier

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
It's too bad that Trump is doing all the things politicians never do in this campaign so their effect can't be tested in isolation.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Mr. Trump, when did you stop beating your immigration plan?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"It has a very short season. It's called........... the season."


I really love Trump's syntax.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Marco's attacks on Trump tonight have been much better than Cruz's, which I'm guessing will hurt Rubio because lol nothing matters.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/danWorthington/status/705574276854915072

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Good GOP debate question:

Moderator: So would you commit war crimes.

Candidate: gently caress YEAH I WOULD

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

mannerup posted:

"they won't refuse"

:eyepop:

Which is certainly true. We have plenty of evidence to that effect.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/alexburnsNYT/status/705587277951594496

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Of course the videos of Trump aren't actually videos of Trump because media shows let him call in, which nobody else gets to do.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Wait, we invaded Afghanistan to protect Pakistan's nuclear weapons?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/nprpolitics/status/705585900823191554

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
It's OK, but then you find out it's not OK

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

those proportions reflect his poll numbers too!

Also the size of something else, if you know what I mean

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Just amazing how effortlessly he lies. "I never settle" is obviously false, but nobody cares.

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