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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

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Johnny Aztec posted:

I would personally vote for Hitler if it meant I got to see Fursuiters behind the bars of Auschwitz.

first they came for the fursuiters....

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sanders will make anime real but trump will build a wall to keep the furries out

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Nov 26, 2007

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String Beans posted:

Pretty sure trump's hair morphs into his fursuit.

typical liberal slander

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Nov 26, 2007

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dreezy posted:

God drat nothing makes me lol more than loser con disasters. seeing these abject failures of human beings congregate in a chaotic swarm of social incompetent, leaving a trail of destruction in their wake, in a desperate attempt to seek acceptance from their fellow unaccepted... literally makes me glad to be alive. a part of me wants to be notified of these disasters ahead of time so i can witness them first hand with a full documentary crew so I can be the david attenborough of sperg gatherings.

would you say it's a fetish

because the abyss stares back

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Nov 26, 2007

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dreezy posted:

see above.

i respect a man willing to stand by his belief and i wish you the messiest and most satisfying of jerks to these pathetic subhumans

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Nov 26, 2007

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Say Nothing posted:

Furry movies everywhere.



give this man an oscar

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Nov 26, 2007

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let the furries have FNAF, at least the costumes will be horrifying on purpose

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Nov 26, 2007

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Your Dunkle Sans posted:

Holy poo poo what a mindfuck it must be to be a newly arrived Syrian refugee having escaped the horrors of war, rape, and ISIS only to find yourself jetlagged in a hotel with a fucktard in a wolf costume and a diaper in the lobby staring at you with their dead eyes.

I'd might just get return tickets to Syria, honestly.

Or they breathed a sigh of relief at coming to a country where even furries are tolerated. If freaks dressed as sparkledogs aren't gunned down in the street in cold blood, then they're truly safe.

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Say Nothing posted:

Rabbit has a bad case of wonk eye.



Okay, I recently took some allergy medicine so I'm kinda loopy, but I stared forever at those eyes and they started wobbling and she started breathing and holy crap I'm a little terrified now.

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allying with 4chan against furries is like allying with hitler against stalin, only in this case hitler masturbates to pictures of bug-eyed cartoon children

i hope this has been enlightening for you my friend

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Fire Barrel posted:

Why do so many furries seem to only draw balto or lion king style art? A furry I knew in undergrad drew like that and it seems common (also, she and her friends apparently avoid most big furry-cons because they're too weird/gross).

Because they were popular films for their time and furries copied that, and then other furries copied them in the hopes of being popular. It's a great big incestuous clusteryiff of horrible, lonely freaks.

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Nov 26, 2007

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WHY ARE THE PUPILS THROBBING AT ME

GOD DAMMIT WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME HELLBUNNY

i am just a simple man i did nothing to deserve this torment except take bendryl for my allergies

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no price is too high to pay to become the bestial sexgod of your dreams

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AEMINAL posted:

true. i bet they get so much wolf-cock at cons too

and who wouldn't wanna hide themselves from god in shame kinda like how u cover ur head with a napkin when eating that tiny ortolan bird yknow

and i am certain that those suits hold in the sexual musk they love to huff so much, as well as their farts and seminal fluids. it is like a cocktail of aphrodesiacs they can enjoy even alone in a dark room while loony toons play non-stop on their laptop while their mothers scream for them downstairs that dinner is ready

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Your Dunkle Sans posted:

Is it animated or not for real? Because it's doing weird poo poo to my eyes and I'm not even high.

i don't know I DON'T KNOW oh god i can hear them move and throb and glare

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Nov 26, 2007

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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

this is how tulpas are born, the fragility of the human mind has defeated you, you can feel the cracks spreading, ever wider, ever deeper, until the fissure parts your consciousness in two and one half gazes hollowly into your crazed eyes, and whispers one word: rape

why can't this horrible rabbitwoman force herself upon one of the millions of horrible furries that desire her sinful fuzzflesh? why must she torment my mind? i have no room for sick perversions, only varying degrees of spite and bile

away

avaunt

AVAUNT!

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Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Try exposure therapy.

gently caress the cartoon bunny until you don't want to anymore.

but i already don't want to :(

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Man Whore posted:

Or Volgin in MGS3

metal gear has a lot of weird gay stuff and it's a better series for it because then at least the worship of phallic objects like guns and missiles and giant robots makes a little more sense

and in one of them you get a dog with an eyepatch and that is pretty cool

(please do not gently caress the dog with the eyepatch, furries)

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Captain Yossarian posted:

Lol I can't help but think that isn't real, but if I search my heart I know it is

it isn't real it isn't real jesus god almighty thank you thank you it isn't real

Wulfolme posted:

This has no definite reason to be posted but i always enjoy sharing it:


THE EYES!

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THE EYES!

god make it stop make it stop please

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Zzulu posted:

how come so many furries and bronies are unattractive

because if they were attractive they would meet other human beings and could get a sexual release that way instead of from an animated gif of princess celestia loving a steven universe with a spiny cat-cock

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oh hey look a rare exception

also "ahh the eyes oh god blablabla overdone gimmick aaaaah" and all that

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Zzulu posted:

why are so many gays fuirries

most are actually straight but have to make do with other men

they are prison-gay except instead of steel and concrete their cells are stained mascot costumes

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because the cartoons from their childhood had clever, likable, friendly, brightly-colored cartoons with attitude, not paper bags and their childhood was the last time they felt happy

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Sleeveless posted:

It's p. cool that so many people are in denial of bi/pansexuals that the entire "jailhouse gay" thing has sprung up to rationalize how dudes can gently caress other dudes while also liking ladies.

oh no i'm totally okay with pretty much anything people do with their genitals, but most furries are only furries because it's the only way they can connect with other people

if they had a healthy outlet for sexual stimulation, they'd drop the fursuit and stained Huggies faster than you could say "disgusting degenerate"

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The White Dragon posted:

this's a guy isn't it


i respectfully disagree, people don't spontaneously convert to lights off missionary position only just because they enter a relationship that involves a "healthy sexual outlet." they just ask their partner to wear the animal ears

yes because it's either lights off missionary position or making GBS threads yourself and pretending to gently caress a furry toddler, no shades of gray here bitches

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did you not see the picture galleries linked before

because i did and i wish to god in heaven that i didn't

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error1 posted:

I think the theory that is closest to the truth is that most fursuiters have crippling social anxiety and hiding their entire body behind a suit is the only way they can comfortably socialize with their peers without constant panic attacks or feeling unwelcome and inadequate

the mask is their true face

and their true face is sonic the hedgehog with an enormous horse penis

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Sleeveless posted:

this is literally the exact same thing people said about gays 30 years ago

are you seriously comparing homosexuality to furries

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deep impact on vhs posted:

lol why are you so angry that other people are happy

are you seriously suggesting the secret to a healthy social life is to hide behind a mascot costume, poo poo in a diaper, and have disgusting, poo poo-scented sex with other disgusting manchildren

because i'm pretty sure goonmeets aren't a thing anymore

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Magic Rabbit Hat posted:

Blacksad is furry as hell, but is also French, and also owns?? That can't be right.



no this poo poo doesn't own

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if you think real hard about it captain kirk was a furry

also star trek is for pedophiles

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