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Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2djHEIxPVs

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Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
Disney is literally marketing the movie to furries and setting up screenings people can attend in fursuits RIP tired old internet grudge, the furries won.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
I found GBS' fursuit

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Lamebot posted:

Rich Hollywood Jews want me to gently caress animals and I can't say they're wrong for trying.

I didn't realize Phil Elmore was a goon.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

im gaye posted:

nobody is going to actually see the movie because it is called zootropolis not zootopia and they wont be able to find it

They called it Zootroplis in Europe because they didn't want Zootopia to be confused with Utopia, a British TV show about bloody murder and a conspiracy to cull the human race featuring a man in a bunny costume.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Your Dunkle Sans posted:

As part of finishing SS training, the Nazi trainees had to snap the necks of the dogs that accompanied them since the start of their training.

True story.

No it isn't.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
So what I'm getting from all this is that furries and GBS aren't really all that different

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Y-Hat posted:



may Pittsburgh Pirates home series continue to occur at the same time as Anthrocon until the end of time

You can't post that without the actual radio broadcast. The uncomfortable silence when they all google what "furriers" are and get a bunch of porn is amazing.

https://soundcloud.com/nicknice/furries

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzVCa0oOrcM

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

phasmid posted:

If you go down far enough on the comments (past the bunny who wants you to sit on the toilet with him), there's a link to a music video about a furry strip club that loses its noir element the instant the main cat pops his letterman collar. Which, now that I think about it, do letterman jackets usually even have collars?

Said post was made by someone who thinks Zootopia - ostensibly a "family" movie - being marketed to furries is "awesome". And yes, I watched it most of the way through and it was just what you'd imagine. Stylistically okay, but the cheap flash animation was a bit off-putting, to say nothing of the subject matter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4

I get more of a Hotline Miami vibe than anything.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Necc0 posted:

a cigarette burn collection :stonk:

furries are just gays without the pretense and self-awareness to hide their shame :troll:

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

naem posted:

I suspect that several generations have been raised who were blasted with high quality entertainment nonstop since birth by parents who both worked who then never escaped childhood because there wasn't anything better out there for them than childhood mass media and now they attempt to remain infantilized in a desperate attempt to feel some semblance of happiness again as failed gross fat young adults

oh word?

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Dandywalken posted:

Next Hitman game should have the same hotel as in that one hotel mission in an earlier game, but this time its hosting a furcon.

I've always thought the fact that Hitman never had a mission where you had to assisnate somebody in a disguise that you identify through actions and clues was a missed opportunity. The assassins in the Heaven & Hell level of Blood Money have unique character models and cutscenes so you have no trouble knowing who is who.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Young Freud posted:

Saints Row The Third has a side quest where you have to stop a bunch of furries from congregating at the Let's Pretend store because "that's how they breed".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfk9YoAA7L4&t=460s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25sUxMHK0uU&t=1950s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L0zhaGYQzI

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
It's kind of amazing that Pixar has become so mediocre while Disney keeps hitting it out of the park year after year.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Oberleutnant posted:

Please dont respond to his post with things nobody gives a poo poo about

Counterpoint: Please continue posting something that isn't the same tired jokes and observations of furries that are as old and interesting as Matrix parodies and hanging chad jokes

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

The fact that the dude who made this up is still getting reposted by people who think it's real almost a decade later makes him a better jokeman than anybody still posting in GBS.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
Every time Imm amazed that GBS still thinks that Doobie and cuck are funny and interesting years later I just remember that its rivalry with furries is old enough to drive and still going strong.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

see one of the biggest issues i have with furries is their inability to keep their poo poo to themselves

idk what it is -- maybe part of the fetishism of furries is being noticed by people for how hosed up they are, or maybe there's an intense, nagging doubt in their minds that they compensate for by demanding attention and acceptance from random strangers

either way tho furries have a pronounced habit of shouting their fetish from the rooftops and exposing as many random people as possible to cartoon animal penis, and that crosses a line beyond weird into pathological

If by "shouting from the rooftops" you mean "posted on Twitter for their friends and then obsessively dug up and categorized by brokebrain weirdos" then yes, yes they do

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
It's p. cool that so many people are in denial of bi/pansexuals that the entire "jailhouse gay" thing has sprung up to rationalize how dudes can gently caress other dudes while also liking ladies.

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Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Screaming Idiot posted:

oh no i'm totally okay with pretty much anything people do with their genitals, but most furries are only furries because it's the only way they can connect with other people

if they had a healthy outlet for sexual stimulation, they'd drop the fursuit and stained Huggies faster than you could say "disgusting degenerate"

this is literally the exact same thing people said about gays 30 years ago

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