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Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

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Time to change the taco's diaper

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Apr 25, 2007

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My favorite recipes are the ones that use the already finished product as an ingredient

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Apr 25, 2007

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Like you never grabbed balls of fresh mozzarella and pretended they were boobs

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Apr 25, 2007

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twoday posted:





The New Anti-Food Porn Thread: any flavor should technically work

Came in midway through the gif, took a few rewatchings to realize hope they don't mean literal playdoh

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Apr 25, 2007

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This is missing the ten pictures of the finished product being eaten with no photos of the drat thing being made. 6/10, good effort.

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Apr 25, 2007

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Hirayuki posted:

Holy poo poo, all of those "pub-inspired" varieties are things of beauty. :stare:



BRB, going to Canada

Took a second to realize that was a French translation and not a continuing list of ingrediants.

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Apr 25, 2007

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Are taco bell workers told to be weirdly peppy and talky at the drive through, or is it just something in my area? Every time I go through they're always "Hey, how are you doin' what's going on today how's your weekend blah blah blah" and I'm like "just give me my cheap rat rear end meat taco."

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Apr 25, 2007

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Murphy Brownback posted:

I'd rather dip my sushi in frank's red hot before any kind of wasabi, genuine or the fake version.

Can I use ketchup instead?

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Apr 25, 2007

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CuteStorm posted:

Someone posted the recipe video for this on my facebook feed.

It's "Molten Lava Lasagna".

wanna pop that in my mouth whole and let the lasagna cum dribble down my chin

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Apr 25, 2007

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I tried fried bologna sandwiches a couple times and never really cared for it. You bite into it and its just "oh, it's like a bologna sandwich... but warm." Always tastes a little metallic too.

Grilled PB&J? Now that's the poo poo. Bonus points if you sprinkle some cayenne pepper inside.

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Apr 25, 2007

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touching a shark right now, it's super smooth

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Apr 25, 2007

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Schubalts posted:

Sharks are smooth from front to back, and super sandpaper from back to front. They are essentially covered in teeth.

you should always wipe your shark front to back

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Apr 25, 2007

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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Too much fancy stuff when all people want is the classic. Here's six bucks. Give me my large cup of corn, neat.

disappointed in the lack of $1 shots of corn water, no wonder this piece of poo poo went out of business

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Apr 25, 2007

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I'm a corny girl
in a corny world
life in corn fields
makin' porn films

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCWhbr22Xic

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Apr 25, 2007

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sweeperbravo posted:

this is my fav of the jokes

Come on corny let's get horny
ah ah ah yeah
come on corny let's get horny
ooo ah ooo, ooo ah ooo

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Apr 25, 2007

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Sandwich Anarchist posted:

My favorite part of this is that it is about to be eaten on a bed in a dimly lit room.

where the gently caress else would you eat? the toilet? eating on the toilet's gross brah

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Apr 25, 2007

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von Braun posted:

"This is what real tacos should contain."



Excuse me where did you get a picture of my pizza toppings?

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Apr 25, 2007

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I was okay up until the fork cutting at the end

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Apr 25, 2007

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My Lovely Horse posted:

I had sea salt ice cream in Dingle on the Irish coast. It was great but I had to read the menu three or four times until I figured out they didn't mean salted caramel, just plain salt. Apparently at one point they had smoked salmon ice cream, which they list on their website as "worst thing we've ever done".

Deeply disappointed if they didn't have a Dingle berry flavor.

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