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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Vegan food makes me sad.

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Solice Kirsk posted:

This actually doesn't look too bad, but I'm sure its just BBQ covered wheat glutton. Also, I want to punch that guy's face until there is nothing left and I don't know why.

It's the mustache.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Mozzarella, Prosciutto and Pesto verde? Looks like poo poo but probably tastes like heaven.

I'm assuming it tastes amazing but that's entirely way too much pesto.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Picnic Princess posted:

These are artisanal sandwiches for geologists, you can't fool me





Study aids, if you will.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



:agreed:

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Picnic Princess posted:

Maybe they sauteed the onions in butter instead of vegetable oil. Sounds pretty good, I have to say.

Buttery onions sounds like they just drenched onions in melted butter.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



Don't loving feed this thing any blood!

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Alright , I know we said no pizza rules, but I think we need some pizza rules



TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Paladinus posted:

Wait, you freeze cheese?

And then thaw it out in a microwave?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Lonely Virgil posted:



Let's play: Guess what this food is.

Something horrifically vegan or gluten free.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Gridlocked posted:

In what world did ANYONE EVER think those gelatin based salads were a good idea?

White people?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


atholbrose posted:

As of right now, 11 hours later, perfectly normal. Will update tomorrow, if the situation warrants.

good luck with your blood poops

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



That was a really good joke.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



Wow, major rapey vibes of this dude.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


gay but cute tho posted:


i like chips on my pizza but my boyfriend bullies me

As he should.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


gay but cute tho posted:

honestly what are those things next to the mashed potato cup??

That's a kid.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


What the the gently caress is a op?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


FFT posted:

wait hang on

there's a potato, sure, but -- what

:rolleyes: have you never heard of pole potatoes?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


I want to party with Sandra Lee. You know she parties real hard.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


cash crab posted:



"TWO shots of vodka"

My kind of woman: liquored up

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


RareAcumen posted:

LITERALLY A BIRD is such an awesome and chill mod.

Eh she's alright, I've seen better.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


From my experience on a farm there's usually a good amount of milk left for the calf to enjoy.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Lard Goat posted:

No, you can not do that. I'm not even sure cheese would taste good on a beef.

I've had a pretty hipsterish pulled pork sandwich that had smoked gouda in it and it was pretty loving great.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Scathach posted:

Cows produce so much excess they don't even notice what's gone. And honestly calves are so dang friendly they'd share anyway if they knew what was going on.

Calves don't give two fucks either way, I obviously can't speak for every dairy farm but the calves I helped tend to were fed whatever milk was left and then fed either ground corn or sugar cane vegetation. Probably the happiest fattest strongest cows I've ever seen.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


steinrokkan posted:

Hopefully they buy it as a novelty item.

Nope, people loving love clamato.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


bringmyfishback posted:

I thought it was topped with a poorly-cooked chicken foot at first.

I thought it was a greasy lizard

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Xen Tricks posted:

That's a goddamn food lump, not a sandwich. You don't eat that, it just gets consumed

Sounds normal to me.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


cash crab posted:

Ramen can produce some pretty good AFP sometimes

Sometimes?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Are there any cake rules?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


ACES CURE PLANES posted:

With how many soylent eaters are getting hospitalized, I don't think nutrition is all that important either.

I don't see the problem, they are getting their daily supplement of heavy metals.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


"Let me trust this amazingly autistic idiot to make a cummy drink that probably doesn't even work and poisons me with heavy metals."

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


"I love when nutrients and heavy metals cum in my mouth every meal."

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


"I love looking like a needless idiot every meal"

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


worthless. posted:

Enjoy your soggy day old sandwich? I'm not saying it's for everyone just saying that as a single meal replacement it's not as crazy as people make it out to be.

It's like, imagine if you made a bowl of oatmeal for breakfast or lunch. It's relatively healthy, it's filling, it's boring.

Now imagine the oatmeal was a drink in a bottle.

That's p much soylent.

If you eat oatmeal for every meal you're dumb, same with soylent.

You could just make oatmeal, oatmeal is good as gently caress.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



I'm so confused.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


My Lovely Horse posted:

Plates cost money. Money that can be used for drugs or shoes.

Shoes to put food in?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Pomp posted:

"real taco bell" is upsetting me

It's almost as bad as people touting proudly making "homemade subway sandwiches". As in the goddamn franchise Subway.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


gentle pete posted:


"Gelatinized Banana Bread Beer Stew with Veal Neck Bones"

OH my god that is an abomination.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


gentle pete posted:


"Gelatinized Banana Bread Beer Stew with Veal Neck Bones"

You can't convince me that that's not throw up from some one who should really chew their goddamn food.

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


gentle pete posted:

From the same guy:

"I made a vegan no-bake Cereal Water Tofu Meatloaf with ice cubes"

Somebody stop this guy. He's gonna kill somebody.

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