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Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
Hey ugly food thread, I made some ugly food.



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Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
That's the first one I noticed and... Uh oh...

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
Fresh from my feed.



It wasn't even curry.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
My Dutch friends post pics of that from time to time and it looks even better than poutine.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
Tastes like it hates women.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
Hello again, ugly food thread. The other night, I made what might be the ugliest food I've ever made.



Astoundingly so.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!

Trent posted:

I think the bowl with corners is worse than the food, personally.

Tell me about it, but, this was a giant rear end matching set and I couldn't pass it up. Whole bunch of black octagons, the lot of them.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
Also shooting wide open requires far less light. It helps because eating ugly food in the dark is par the course.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!

Contained corn.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!

Sociopastry posted:

I want ribs now. :smith:

Be the change you wanna see in the world. One day, we'll all have ribs.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
Candied bacon in desserts always was like those toasted candied pecans to me. :shrug: It adds a little bit of smoky, saltiness to it. It's stupidly overblown though.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
Bakes like that are delicious, they're just ugly food that don't photograph well.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
That's Guaca the Mole!

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
Please do not put Bar-S hot dogs inside you.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
I've had many pizzas within myself.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
Oh then I guess this counts as ugly food!



I make Soondubu Jjigae a lot.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
I greatly prefer high heat fried eggs, because that little crispy edge is awesome.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
I also like to make double cooked pork on special occasions.



It also doesn't photograph well. It's glop on rice.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
To be fair, most vegetarians think fish is vegetarian.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!

Chin Strap posted:

The stupidest example for me has always been vegans not eating honey.

I can at least understand the "no dairy" thing because we're taking it directly from the animal. But honey? We're just looting that poo poo!

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
I love seafood, and I love stews, but both tend not to photograph well.

Made a bigass crock pot of gumbo for a work potluck yesterday.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
Would top with more meat.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
Cockovers.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
Would, eh.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
Fook ya.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
I can really understand those that think it tastes like soap, because I eat it and go "Yeah, that's kinda soapy" but I love it. So I dunno what the gently caress my genes are telling me.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
My fam keeps Nutty Buddies in the freezer. It's good.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
When Keebler cracked the Girl Scout Cookie code, it was a good and terrible day for us all. Because now we can get Coconut Dreams year round.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
My go-to cheese ball dip is onion, cream cheese, that "chipped beef" you get in the jars, Worcestershire sauce, and as much chili powder as you want in a food processor.

Not pretty, though!

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
Deconstructed pasta fagioli.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!

cash crab posted:

What the gently caress

Roasted sprouts and mushrooms are good.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
I like savouries 10x more than I like sweets, so I'd totally try a savory doughnut.

Maybe that's why my fave are those maple "long johns" with the salted peanuts on the top.

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Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
Also, because this keeps coming up, American Cheese is a real thing that isn't Kraft singles, those are American style/flavoured.

American cheese is a 2.5 to 1 to 1 ratio of Sharp Cheddar, Comte, and aged Gouda. It's combined via heat, white wine, sodium citrate, and some sort of binding agent, usually carrageenan gum.

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