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spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






or maybe y'know, don't eat gross ramen

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spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Idk what that Watergate thing is but it ain't a salad.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Also chicago pizza is anything but

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/972272316661968896?s=19

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






TurboTax posted:

What is "AXA"? I looked it up on Wikipedia and the only abbreviation for a place that came up was Anguilla.

Ax me Anything

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






PubicMice posted:

But what brand of pineapple should I use?

I did some research and all those brands are Kraft Foods brands. Kraft does not have a brand of canned fruit as far as I know, but they do have Claussen so you should use CLAUSSEN pickles instead.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5nY04WtXPM

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






"Jello is a salad right?" -The Midwest

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






All of Midwestern cuisine can go in this thread.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008







iirc she ate a 72oz steak in 3 minutes

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Zil posted:

Cookie or Pizza?



Sandwich

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Only if you eat lovely supermarket tomatoes. Or if you refrigerate them like an idiot. Probably both.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Of course ravioli are dumplings what else would they be?

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Thing with Starbucks is that if you leave off all the candy bullshit the coffee is really not good.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008







crayons

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Beef is a meat you don't actually want as fresh as possible.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






I've been watching some survivalist videos today and now I have a hankering for marrow.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Oysters are very good they basically taste like fresh sea breeze. They're good barbecued with some butter and white winr as well but raw is best.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Now let me tell you about Rocky mountain oysters....

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Yawgmoth posted:

organ meat is gross

:wrong:

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






I don't know what insulin smells like.

(Don't say it smells like cow pancreas)

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






So a phenolic smell?

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008







Passion fruit is delicious.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






I just love all the weird fussy eaters coming out of the woodwork. In another thread there was a vegetarian who doesn't like most vegetables.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Olives don't have backbones

Neither do these fussy eaters

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008







Would NOT

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Even if it were a donut it would still not be remotely okay.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






subpar anachronism posted:

No regerts* y'all.

*some regerts, ask them to go light on the icing and get your chicken spicy

Every day we stray a little more from God's light

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Awww yisss! Speaking of people eating bullion cubes and meat products with stunning amount of salt:



I work with a couple of Brits, and they were talking about Bovril the other day. I guess this stuff is second best to the real Bovril according to them, plus the shipping's way cheaper. If I like this stuff enough, I may spring for Bovril proper.

I use it sometimes to "beef" up soups, sauces, stews, etc. But as for making the drink ehh.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






The best grilled cheese is with kimchi

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Zipperelli. posted:

Regular Dr. Pepper mixed with Goldschlager. :colbert: Get at me.

Congrats on never making it past your high school drinking days.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






It's gross and sickly sweet, just like pepsi. Congrats on your child palate.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






ACES CURE PLANES posted:

You are intensely upset about alcohol and soda. I'm very sorry you have to suffer with this debilitating brain damage.

They said come at me so I'm doing that.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Zipperelli. posted:

So what is your drink of choice then?

I'm fully prepared for you to name some obscure rear end scotch or something to prove how "adult" or "grown-up" your palate is.

Beer, scotch or dark rum usually.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






You Americans and your fast food tribalism. :allears:

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






It's all garbage that gives you the diabeetus anyway.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






The Bloop posted:

Neither IHOP nor Waffle House are fast food

Fine. Chain restaurant tribalism.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






uber_stoat posted:

in my home town there was a street with an IHOP and a Waffle House on either side of it. I always imagined that late at night drunken mobs would emerge from their respective restaurants to do battle in the street with weaponry scavenged from the dining rooms and kitchens.

Then the next day people would go back to work as of nothing happened, covered in waffle-patterned bruises.

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spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008







There's nothing French about that.

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