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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
I've known many happy vegetarians, but no happy vegans

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

sirbeefalot posted:



If you ever feel like it can't get any worse, just take a bite of a vegan/gluten free donut. That is the bottom of the barrel. I've never tasted anything else that made me feel as defeated.

Nice meringues

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
No one has ever been that excited about Reno :geno:

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

deadly_pudding posted:

.... would, but like a really small piece. That looks like the greasiest thing I've ever considered eating, and I like the county fair.

It is and it is amazing, especially if you get it warm out of (whatever the gently caress they cook it in)

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

RareAcumen posted:



The Arby's Meat Mountain.

Its significantly less appetizing looking than the Noah's Ark

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Wanamingo posted:

Well it's not like it's a difficult feat or anything, it's just shameful.

Oh, and taquitos are another lovely frozen food that I love



Where was this picture when I was in college?

Seriously, one day I'm gonna give up on caring and make this

EDIT: By the way, this is the best frozen pizza on earth

The Glumslinger has a new favorite as of 17:50 on Apr 19, 2016

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

TontoCorazon posted:

Eh she's alright, I've seen better.

I unironically miss eggplant wizard and the latin derails

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

NewFatMike posted:

Do you need a roommate? Because I need a constant supply of this now.

I'm in california and there is breakfast place less than a block away that does it.

Its as good as it sounds :yum:

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Waterslide Industry Lobbyist posted:

Homemade disco fries? Would, just get a better camera.

I seriously, no joke, thought it was hosed up shrimp for a second

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Taco casserole is definitely one of my guilty pleasures, but it is 100% anti-food porn

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Televisio Frankus posted:

That's not going to ever happen. Their idea of a "fancy Italian dinner" is that sauce, noodles cooked into goop, and a jar of Ragu with overcooked button mushrooms and greyed ground beef. Maybe some frozen garlic bread with extra cheese grated on top. They actually ruined soup for me to the point that I couldn't stand it for several years. Their idea of soup is ground beef boiled into almost nothing in water, a can of tomato sauce, loose canned corn, and overcooked potatoes and carrots. It was a flavorless mix of mush in greasy water.

I have crohn's and it was a nightmare having to eat their food until I could start buying my own food.

Hey, hey, hey, lets not say thing about frozen garlic bread that cant be taken back

But yeah, the rest of that sounds awful

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

teen witch posted:

The partner (who is Swedish), my mother, my sister and I went to a Spanish-Mexican restaurant in town.

Needless to say the Swedish take on Spanish-Mexican food is a bit disconcerting.

In Swedish:


In Nightmare English:


The restaurant was fairly dark lit so I didn't get a good pic of my food but it was the most non-fried Chimm Of Changa I've ever had. The potatoes were good, incredibly Swedish but good.

I literally just spent 10 seconds saying "what" repeatedly as I read that

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Sociopastry posted:

I can't tell if that's shrimp or pasta or what the gently caress

Its shrimp, but I wish it wasn't

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

I hope it is an ice cream cake

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Schubalts posted:

Bad canned strawberries, peaches, and pasta. In the syrup.

I was happier when I assumed it was tripe

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

CannonFodder posted:

There is no way to copy Miracle Whip. It is uncopyable.

Old ads are kind of cool in that the whole recipe and instructions are right there. Holy poo poo 12 eggs in that pizza.

Oh god, i hadn't read the recipe and assumed those were nuts





Also, speaking of so many eggs, I should have a taken a pciture of a dinner I had last week. I made sabich (roasted/fried eggplant and chopped hard boiled eggs), but I had run out of pita, so I just combined it in a big pile with the couscous, humus, and hot sauce. It looked abysmal, but tasted really good

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swVoXHVW-jI

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

If I'm elected as IK, I will institute Pizza Rules to prevent tragedies like this from ever happening again

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
We had margaritas with spice infused simple syrup. It was really good, and better than the normal martinis (aka vodka with an olive tossed in and closed bottle of vermouth waved over it) than my cousins normally make.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Railing Kill posted:

Subway is almost astonishing in how bland everything is. My first thought when I saw reubens on the menu was, "No. I like reubens too much to do that."

Great. Now I want a reuben, and here I am stuck at work.

Here's a puzzler: which is more bland: Subway or Papa John's? I honestly can't decide.

Pap John's atleast has the garlic flavored petroleum byproduct

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/linecook/status/813878653700313088

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Cakefarts Carol posted:

Back to the future part 2

AKA, the one where the Cubs win the World Series and Trump Biff rules the world

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

chitoryu12 posted:

Really, all it would take is shiny pasta from a school lunch to win that one.

Or a kraft singles pizza

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Tony Bologna posted:

no pizburga rules...




Huh, and I was just trying to decide what to make for the superbowl :v:

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Ramos posted:

Is there any beef on that salad? If so, would and would.

I think its literally just tortilla chips on a bed of lettuce

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Panfilo posted:

Chicken is rapidly being adapted for structural components of food I noticed. KFC has that sandwich that uses chicken patties as a bun, and Taco Bell has a taco whose shell is a chicken patty.

My blood pressure twitches in anticipation for some Roadhouse type restaurant to use a reconstituted fried chicken patty as a wooden 'plank' on which appetizers are plated. Maybe eat my fries out of a chicken bucket.

No chicken rules, yo.

I cant wait to have soup in a chicken bowl

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

It took me while to realize this wasn't a hotdog dropped in a bowl of soup

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Zipperelli. posted:

I haven't laughed at a YouTube video this hard since seeing the robot ketchup failure. gently caress.

That dumb dino statue is a new take on that song, love it

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
I had a Rueben Pizza last night

It was very good

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

I heart bacon posted:

Pull up a chair here and tell us all about it. I'm not trying to be cute, it sounds like it would be :swoon:

It had corn beef, pickles, and sauerkraut, with a thousand island sauce as a base

Plus caraway seeds on the crust


It was good

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Flipperwaldt posted:

No formal guidelines. Pizza ethics, maybe.

Its ethics in pizza making

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Purr Objectives posted:

What the actual gently caress?

Looks like melted brie on toast

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Bubblyblubber posted:

Probably a repost, but the artichoke demands it

https://youtu.be/aQAauVu2sTg

This is pro-click

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Do people really use paper/styrofoam plates daily instead of actual dishes?

Yes, I had a roommate in college who did this because he was too lazy to do dishes


Or take out the trash :(

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

VendaGoat posted:

KFC is ten times as good as Popeye's. Hell Mrs. Winners Chicken and Biscuts is better then Popeye's.

You forgot to log into your PCOS Bill alt before posting this

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Mymla posted:

I like how "no sugar" is something you feel the need to specify for tomato sauce.

I mean a small amount of sugar (like a teaspoon) depending on the exact use and ingredients of the sauce, especially if you are lazy and dont brown the onion and garlic enough to bring out their sweetness

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Haifisch posted:

No chicken rules.



No, there is ONE chicken rule

Don't boil chicken

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Mods, please

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

I heart bacon posted:

Lies. Only a non-midwesterner would fail to embrace deep dish pizza.





Would. I would need a long nap afterwards, but would at least once.

He's not wrong, good Chicago thin crust is amazing

But that kind of pizza is easier to find outside of Chicago

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