PYF Anti-Food Porn: the chili cheese corndog casserole recipe is on pg 1731

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Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Butterfly Valley posted:

I'm quite fastidious about cleaning up as I cook, using downtime to wipe down surfaces or wash whatever's accumulated in the sink, and I do things like reuse stirring spoons or other implements as much as possible. I collect all my trimmings and cuttings in a bowl. By the time I'm serving the meal, I'd say 70% of the dishes are washed and the only things that need to be done after are the plates and cutlery we ate with and whatever the food was served in.

My girlfriend, on the other hand, manages to use more wooden spoons than there are things to stir, things nothing of leaving cracked eggshells to leak onto the countertop and generally leaves the kitchen looking like a whirlwind passed through. Seeing as our general rule is 'if you cook you don't do the dishes' this contributes to me wanting to cook most nights of the week.

Reading this as a Goofus & Gallant comic

# ¿ Jan 28, 2021 17:47

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 23:48

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

I swear to god pizza doesn't taste right anymore if you don't wait for it to finish cooking by watching the Pole Position demo over and over and over.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2021 02:25

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Get you a hot dog and a cup of chili

dip the hot dog in the chili

# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 19:57

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

The termites might disagree

# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 20:18

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

SlothfulCobra posted:

Chimpanzees ain't got poo poo on crows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtmLVP0HvDg

christ

It will never not amaze me that some birds are implausibly smart, while other birds are implausibly dumb

# ¿ Feb 2, 2021 22:34

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

And they sneer at us for peanut butter, smdh

# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 12:58

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

LifeSunDeath posted:

The literal beginning of bacon popularity from the turn of the century was a direct marketing campaign from the pork industry to Healthify bacon. It's social media resurgence was also fueled by them but cost less money.

Midcentury food ads and cookbooks full of aspics are funny and all but the weirdest are always the pre-war ones that are obsessed with NOURISHING FOOD FULL OF FAT TO BUILD UP YOUR SCRAWNY KIDS

AND SO DIGESTIBLE !!!

# ¿ Feb 5, 2021 16:20

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

One time, OK, see, one time Travis Bickle's little brother ate Pop Rocks and drank a soda at the same time and his head exploded! ...Kay bye

# ¿ Feb 6, 2021 21:54

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

He starts laying out the cheese and pepperoni and I�m like wassaaaaap

# ¿ Feb 7, 2021 00:53

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Why is this the first time I've ever heard the term "flat"

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 13:00

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

I mean I only ever just said "wings", but I guess I never knew there was a different term for the kind that has been trimmed down to just the middle part. Usually I just see those sold as "wings" and I get whatever form of wing they happen to serve.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 13:11

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Oh poo poo, "drums" isn't just a synonym for "drumsticks"? :aaaaa:

# ¿ Feb 8, 2021 13:58

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

LordSaturn posted:

I suppose I always hoped he was just hanging out with gross people on the side, but no, in hindsight all of that lines up far too perfectly.

EDIT: I like the shrimp, but what about a fat little bird head?

Or a jar of mayonnaise

# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 01:51

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Each one is a permanent scar on our forum soul, put there to remind ourselves

# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 02:48

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

dog nougat posted:

I'm kinda hungover and tired today. I'd loving destroy deep fried pizza right now.

I realized I had the ingredients on hand to make this just now https://www.caciqueinc.com/recipes/cotija-crusted-quesadilla/

I would post a photo but it was decidedly not this-thread material

# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 19:39

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Same with that fuckin giant pizza-sliced chocolate chip cookie from Papa John's

God drat you for being you Papa John

# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 20:10

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Fools Infinite posted:

True connoisseurs know that Dominos is best dry aged three days.

That's why my dinner tonight is Sunday's Domino's

# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 20:34

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

I knew I'd seen that before, and I googled "Pittsburgh style pizza" but got nothing but the usual vague puffery about what sounds like a normal pizza. That's what I was thinking about though

NGL, it sounds tasty as heck, sometimes handfuls of cold shredded cheese is just what I want

# ¿ Feb 10, 2021 23:03

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

baw posted:

they do make fried pizzas in napoli and of course they're delicious. and amazingly light considering that they are literally deep fried pizzas

They can't steal our national food! This is an outrage!

# ¿ Feb 11, 2021 14:16

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Data Graham posted:

I realized I had the ingredients on hand to make this just now https://www.caciqueinc.com/recipes/cotija-crusted-quesadilla/

I would post a photo but it was decidedly not this-thread material

Made these again, took a picture this time

# ¿ Feb 11, 2021 19:16

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 23:48

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Pastry of the Year posted:

any excuse to repost one of the funniest things I have ever seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRGMAW1wzQ8

*follows him expecting a Blues Brothers concert*

# ¿ Feb 11, 2021 21:27

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