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ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010




Japanese shaved ice is a strange thing to me, but this is just like double weird. I'm guessing peanut butter?

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Oct 21, 2010



No they definitely have wax paper on them.

And I actually like canned tamales in boxed mac & cheese. My shameful garbage food loves are all blending together.

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Oct 21, 2010



Those are great too. But much like a fine, high quality, good meat sausage doesn't trigger the same warm memories of a vaguely tube-shaped slush of testicles and eyeballs that is a low grade hot dog, canned tamales and the good stuff are entirely different experiences.

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Oct 21, 2010



Scathach posted:

The spam and hot dogs plus the kimchi are pretty weird. I feel like all that being mixed together is going to be awful. And the hot-dog-and-bean-pie topped with fake cheese, ew. At least use real cheese.

Have you not seen actual cheddar before in your life or...?

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Oct 21, 2010



Yes, it does. I could go out right now, drive two minutes to the local dairy wholesaler, and pick up a 10-year old cheddar block and it would look similar melted.

This topic seems to come up every time someone posts an orange cheese, like everyone thinks every orange cheese is velveeta or something.

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Oct 21, 2010



Speaking of margarine

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Oct 21, 2010



El Estrago Bonito posted:

That's half of the package they sell around Valentines day, IIRC it's two half pound Reese cups.

The thing that sucks about them is that they're waaaaaaay too much peanut butter in them for how much chocolate they have. Around the middle, it's just a big mouthful of PB.

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Oct 21, 2010



Semisponge posted:

You're posting like this is a problem.

I mean, it's a good powdery peanut butter facsimile product, but it really needs the cheap chocolate to balance it out. That's what makes it perfect.

(I really wish I could find Reeses white at any time of year other than easter)

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Oct 21, 2010



I'm generally a pretty good devotee to the church of the store brand, they're cheaper and generally mostly the same. But even I have to say that store-brand soda is the absolute worst.

I mean yeah it kind of has to be to be two bucks for a 12 pack but goddamn is it bad. But I still bought it anyways. :(

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Oct 21, 2010



GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Are you shittalking Super Chill®, motherfucker?

:stare:

I... Have no idea what that is, honestly. I'm talking about like this poo poo.



They even managed to gently caress up their Dr Pepper variant "Dr Storm"

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Oct 21, 2010



https://twitter.com/kreeeger/status/720394373507092480

https://twitter.com/weeaboo/status/705904715863891970

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Oct 21, 2010



https://twitter.com/pizzasbatepapo/status/663015379099348992
https://twitter.com/pizzasbatepapo/status/676921629285445632
https://twitter.com/pizzasbatepapo/status/670242606358622209

No. Pizzaria. Rules.

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Oct 21, 2010



https://twitter.com/yokotaro/status/721343647476686849

I think it's supposed to be Caprese salad? Maybe?

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Oct 21, 2010



https://twitter.com/JewsEatFood/status/726628127175143424
https://twitter.com/JewsEatFood/status/726628196142051328
"One downside, in 2 parts: a) Crunchy peanut butter is for savages b) There was a gently caress load of it I'm just a man. I can only handle so much."

"Final thoughts: Karl Marx most likely had something like this in mind when he spoke of the horrors of a capitalist, industrialized society."

...Goddamn.

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Oct 21, 2010



Paladinus posted:

Reposting from the funny pictures thread.



C'mon bruh, it's even in the OP.

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Oct 21, 2010



Picnic Princess posted:

My mom used to make pitas stuffed with tuna/Miracle Whip blend and whole french onion Sunchips. Thanks for the memories.

I could live with that as a kid. Hell, miracle whip and tuna/bologna sandwiches was like 99% of my lunches as a kid.

I still go back to them now and again for the nostalgia. :shobon:

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Oct 21, 2010



I'm still trying to understand the peppermint stick in a lemon, I haven't even gotten around to asking questions about those other photos.

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Oct 21, 2010



cash crab posted:

*squints* small pastries? (:ironicat:)

Goddammit don't cross the streams, we're gonna destroy both threads, and maybe the entire subforum if we do that.

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Oct 21, 2010



RareAcumen posted:

Whoa, what's the story with those two?

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Alaois posted:

ah balls the chili escaped again

and

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

"Hey ma, you know that thing we've had on the stove?"

"The pressure cooker?"

"Yeah, it escaped. Into the mountains. I hope it finds a good home."

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Oct 21, 2010



chitoryu12 posted:

The threads are leaking.

I think we're back to one unified prime timeline though, so annoying food trends are back on the table, I think?

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Oct 21, 2010



I wouldn't mind rolling it into this one, there's a lot of crossover anyways. We'd just need a new thread title that's up for the task.

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Oct 21, 2010



LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

That's a good idea.

It is. I'll get around to making the changes Soon(tm).

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Oct 21, 2010



I mean I can do that too but I need a lot more prep time. I'm certain I can at least net a completely blacked out bingo card at the very least.

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Oct 21, 2010





:stonk:

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Oct 21, 2010



If it had Kraft Singles or pasta without sauce, I'd have my rear end a bingo right there. :smith:

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Oct 21, 2010



You know, when I bugged LITERALLY A BIRD to maybe have Anti Food Porn put back into the thread title, I didn't think it'd end with something this magnificent. :swoon:

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Oct 21, 2010



Some Pizza, Center Pepperoni is the much less interesting/funny None Pizza, Left Beef.

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Oct 21, 2010



Well since you're doing it, we need to have Gotta Stay Fai do a homemade version of it too, keep the rivalry going.

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Oct 21, 2010



"Make everything into sushi" is definitely a dumb food fad, but I kind of like some of the more unique ideas, like that fruit one.

Speaking of...

Waterslide Industry Lobbyist posted:

Sushi burritos are, for my money, the worst things Americans have done with sushi.



would again

Reading back through the old thread turned something up just in time.

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Oct 21, 2010



Looks like rice paper, like it's a giant spring roll that got confused.

Also, man, I totally forgot about the Great Carbonara Meltdown of 2015. :allears:

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Oct 21, 2010



Pleads posted:

Sometimes Tubby Dog goes too far:



Rob Cinco Dimaio: a chorizo sausage in a taco shell on a bed of guacamole in a hotdog bun, topped with pico, queso, Valentina's hot sauce, sour cream and chives.

So is this the moderately richer, more haughty half-brother of the Mighty Dog?



Chili. Cheese. A tamale. The rest of the salad that weird chicagoans call a 'hot dog'. I just wish they hadn't deleted the No Reservations clip about it and the Mother In Law.

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Oct 21, 2010



It's certainly the most obscure loss edit I've ever seen.

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Oct 21, 2010



mania posted:

Ooo we have that here too.



Sorry thread, not eating that burger 'cause spicy nuggets are back for the Angry Birds campaign and I need to stuff myself with as many nuggets as possible before they're sold out again.

It's okay, we had someone do something similar, which you reminded me to put in the OP. :downs:

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Oct 21, 2010



Sakurazuka posted:

Why has someone put ham into banana custard?

If only, but no, God has forsaken us as a species, and this is why.

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Oct 21, 2010



The recipe article says it's vanilla custard, piped into the gelatin as it set.

Could be worse.

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Oct 21, 2010



You know, it probably says a lot about me that I'd say "gently caress yes" to most of those.

Especially the chili-cheese-bacon-bean-burg dog. GOD yes.

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Oct 21, 2010




Malort is great, because it's just so rank. It's not the worst thing ever (personally, I think it tastes like going to the deepest, dirtiest, dustiest part of an old library, grabbing an ancient book, and licking it), but it's great at parties just for the reactions from everyone who's drinking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7s16ewP1RU

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Oct 21, 2010




You've gotta post the tweet that goes with this one, because it's hilarious, and relevant now that we have the food fads rolled in.

https://twitter.com/veganrevoiution/status/592329814058639360

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Oct 21, 2010



I'm 110% down on fried egg on a burger, but it has to be the same way I have my eggs normally. Which is to say, very over hard, almost burnt, with a broken yolk.

Runny eggs are my own personal AFP.

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Oct 21, 2010



Okay.

But what's the statement on carbonara rules?

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