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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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You can even eat raw pork, the supposed most lethal of substances if some people are to be believed, without a worry, as long as you can trust the seller



Really the revulsion over raw stuff has more to do with cultural differences than with health hazards these days.

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Bio cheese: All the nutritional value of cheese, replaced with pure fat and starch. For your health

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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SpaceGoatFarts posted:

That you should increase you circle of friends so your sample becomes significant?

Not enough people in the world to make a circle that wide.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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ACES CURE PLANES posted:



:stonk:

Insane bio writing aside, that is not what a human being of nineteen years is meant to look like Jesus H loving Christ.

So you don't have to go on the paleo diet to have the health and constitution of a cave man!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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ACES CURE PLANES posted:

What does it taste like? I can't even begin to imagine the taste and consistency from those photos.

It's literally just flour, water and flavoured protein powder. It takes like an artificial flavouring and chalk.

Also the goop is mant to be peanut butter? Wat?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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ACES CURE PLANES posted:

And now I need to find those images of the guy talking about his raw paleo diet or whatever it was, with the rotten meat and black mold.

If you mean the saga of the guy whose wife was chronically sick and weak despite his attempts to heal her with a regimen of rotting meat and living in a tent in the woods, yes, that was a goon.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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You can purchase 10 buckets of this pig slop for mere $3,000

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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It's fruit suspended in applesauce.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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All Fiery places have absolutely retarded menus, usually with disappointing results discussed by various reviews. The recipes in this mockery aren't all that different from the real garbage Guy Fieri serves to naive people.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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I HOPE it's a plate of mushrooms, but I don't even believe that.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Megabound posted:

Carrot Sycee :eng101:

Sycee is an old chinese currency and would be silver or gold ignots. That's a Chinese dish of sea cucumber. Never had it, never want to.

Sycee were never tied to gold, and it never managed to gain official status under Qin rule.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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deadly_pudding posted:

holy poo poo :eyepop:

I'm gonna start referring to all the meat I serve to people as "super-saddened"

You will also need to embarrass the vegetables, before disappointing them (but make sure not to scare them).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzjR0yL4f0Y

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Hi guys, I forgot about this thread when it restarted but I want to post Sandra Lee, has anybody posted Sandra Lee yet

She's certainly the best milf with a major processed food oriented cooking show

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Also if you want the true Sandra Lee anti-food porn experience, there are videos of peole making her recipes on Youtube, generally with a healthy dollop of sarcasm.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Don't call flatbreads pizza.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Surimi is part of Asian cuisine, no matter how it's marketed and used in the West.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Simply Simon posted:



Mom made dinner.

Why does your mom hate you

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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This looks like a pile of body parts assembled by some warlord to scare his enemies.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Lonely Virgil posted:



Let's play: Guess what this food is.

Brownies with sago, for some reason?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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deadly_pudding posted:

Holy poo poo that GIS is a goldmine



Ewww, it's only mildly boiled over!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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p. sure that's a cucumber?

E: On closer inspection, probably not. Looks wrong either way.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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AnonSpore posted:

When you think about it this is just pure efficiency.

I've seen factory robots that were less adapted for their repetitive tasks. It's really impressive.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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cash crab posted:

Jesus, that's tragic. :unsmith: I'm glad you convinced him to get some vitamins, though.

I can't remember if I posted this one yet:



Whole wheat pasta with pesto? Would, would, would.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Scathach posted:

I'm very concerned about the very few, but very big fries that are likely undercooked.



Big, chewy fries are legitimate. I'm concerned about the meat less illegal immigrant of a burger.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Put some yoghurt on that and I'll eat it all day every day.
Yoghurt on thickened pork blood? Yuck!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Well, it's a mixture of seasoned blood, pork fat and groats.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Un chien andalou posted:

I made a sweet potato fry poutine recently where the sauce was ratatouille instead of gravy. Still used cheese curds but I would deffo still consider it poutine.

Then you would be wrong.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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BraveUlysses posted:

Because most people don't keep sodium citrate to allow normal cheese to emulsify and remain that way? It is real cheese and it has a few legitimate uses.

All you need for cheese to emulsify perfectly is corn starch and some whole milk.

Processed cheese products are just a way to sell you less value for more money under the guise of convenience.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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It's a dairy product that has virtually nothing in common with cheese as anybody would understand it, but that doesn't make it evil or plastic. It's just its own thing.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

I need a trip report stat.

I want to know how to make the time-consuming, difficult process of dropping ramen into water and waiting two minutes easier

By using a bowl, obviously, instead of throwing your ramen onto the kitchen counter.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Not surprisingly the "duck" part of the name is etymologically derived from an ancient word for genitals.

PCOS Bill posted:

Actually he's dead.

Well, yes, somebody linked to that thing just before his demise under undisclosed circumstances.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Americans suck, just order what the locals drink and don't worry about the stupid names.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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OK, this is a genuine milk steak, isn't it.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Megabound posted:

Paelo pasta? Surely it couldn't have been that much effort to drain the cucumber.

So the cave men didn't know how to make flour, but they had tomato and beef based sauces and spiralizers?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Aesop Poprock posted:

Are you seriously pulling the "why would you eat at a restaurant when thing can be made at home" card in this thread you miserable gently caress

Are you seriously calling MCD a restaurant

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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EorayMel posted:

Let us bridge the gap between The Firing Range and the Anti Food Porn thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGfqRQVrToo

What's the point if your are not gonna eat it?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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kith_groupie posted:

That means 40% of people buying it aren't mixing it :psyduck:

Hopefully they buy it as a novelty item.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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How sheltered and autistic must you be to consider a fish "creepy"

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Even the most unfortunate individuals must be granted dignity, and be protected from racial slurs such as "goblin". I mean this unfortunate boy is guilty of nothing except for being Jewish.

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