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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

canadian taco bell has fries???????

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

what is vegan cheese made of

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

mods change my name to snog rice

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

drrockso20 posted:

Anyone got that "Oh balls the chili escaped" pic?



easy to find since that was my reaction post to it

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

if you dunked an italian beef sandwich in gravy does it become a french dip

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

NewFatMike posted:

No, it's just dipped. Standard order for Italian beef.

oh so italian beef is just a fancy way of saying french dip got it

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

brazilian cream cheese is really fuckin good, especially on coxinha

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Herr's chips are legit as gently caress

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Herr's Old Bay chips are better

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

TontoCorazon posted:

It's almost as bad as people touting proudly making "homemade subway sandwiches". As in the goddamn franchise Subway.

maybe they're just unaware that the sub in sub sandwich stands for submarine instead of subway

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Picnic Princess posted:

Yeah, they have their place in Tex-Mex I guess, but I prefer real Mexican food.

you're lucky i lost mel mudkiper's pager number or you'd be in for a world of words right now

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Kumaton posted:

I went to a fairly well-regarded resturaunt in my county and got a burger with onion rings on it.



These were the onion rings.

honestly i'd prefer that to places that put massive loving onion rings on the burger and make it actively harder to eat

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

who gives a poo poo

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

one time i ate a slice of "ame"ric"can" "chee"se" by accident and it gave me cancer and i died

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Cumslut1895 posted:

I assume he added meat

Close. Garlic.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


the one on the right looks like a terribly-done pao de queijo

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

i've seen a place in Bloomfield advertising those, weren't that vibrant though

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

jared alfredo loving sucked in suicide squad

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Ranch is for criminals

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Nuevo posted:

Wait, what? Folding a slice down the center is pretentious now?

I just do it to eat a larger slice one-handed. :confused:

pretentious = something that i don't do

I know i've posted them before but the Rutt's Hut ripper is the perfect example of "looks horrifying, tastes amazing."

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Tashilicious posted:

when did you break into PCOS Bill's house?

E: Also what is it with these loving people and not warming their hotdog buns? Not even microwaved by the look at it, much less buttered and grilled. How is that a pleasant texture?

What's up with you people having conniptions about unmolested hot dog buns

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

RareAcumen posted:

Let me tell you how to eat your food. You're going to be shocked, stunned, and have your socks blown off when you realize the answer is 'exactly like how I eat mine.'

I'm sorry, but this thing that only Real Fuckin Weirdos do is very important to my sense of self, and furthermore

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


finally, the durger we've been waiting for

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

if eating a small steamed hamburger makes you poo poo violently i don't think the regularity problem is with the other guy

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

PCOS Bill posted:

Authentic Goat Jizz

idgi its white sauce, why would you say its goat jizz

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

PCOS Bill posted:

It looks like it's covered in jizz. Goat is a common kebab meat. It had nothing to do with anybody loving goats. Look within yourselves to find the weird racists.

I've had lamb kabab, chicken kabab, beef kabab, never goat kabab. Also if that's what your jizz looks like, maybe get it looked at

...goat kebab does sound good though

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Basebf555 posted:

I get lunch from a halal cart like twice a week, and I never get the white sauce. These guys looked at me like I was insane for months when I would request hot sauce only, but then eventually they learned and now they know what my standard order is. One time the guy even bragged to me that his current batch of hot sauce was even hotter than normal.

white sauce is so good though

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Paladinus posted:

Cheetos are different. They are crunchier and more dense.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Brown beet sugar best sugar.

Pictured; proper Belgian brown sugar pie AKA best pie



so why'd you post a picture of a freshly picked-off scab

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

*The General walks into a local pizzeria*

"Give me a pizza, and make it delicious."

"What kind of toppings would you like, sir?"

"gently caress OFF, YOU AUTIST, I HOPE YOU LIKE LOSING BUSINESS"

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

mng posted:

Someone post that video of a guy squeezing half a bottle of what looks like mayo (I forgot what it really was) over a pizza. Just imagine it's mayo.

It was catupiry, a Brazilian cream cheese

I like catupiry but put enough of it on a pizza and the results look like they belong in here



e:found the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

Alaois has a new favorite as of 19:01 on Jan 28, 2017

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Plutonis posted:

It's better when you put it with some calabrese sausage on a Calzone. I love them!

that sounds fuckin dooooooooooooope

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

this all could have been avoided if he took Skill Focus: Making a Sandwich

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Ranter posted:

Someone doesn't know what endocarp means. You should read the document you tried to use as a source a little more closely. I even quoted the definition of cell from it it for you.

lets see if you can tell the difference between german fanta and me pissing directly in your mouth

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Jmcrofts posted:

Well they're made to be basically as drinkable and inoffensive as possible. You're not the weird one, the goons who go "EW [macro lager] IS PISS I'D RATHER LICK A SNOW BOOT" are.

i'm gonna piss in your mouth too

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

its called polenta you hicks

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

McSpergin posted:

Possibility of some relatively strict pizza guidelines?


TBH our local churrasco does grilled pineapple dusted in cinnamon and it is loving amazing but that is not what is on most pizzas and it is the only time I'd make an exception (on a dessert pizza)

last time I had rodizio they had cinnamon-dusted pineapple around the middle as a sort of palette cleanser and it was incredible

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

but do they sell german fanta at coupa

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

MNIMWA posted:

Do Americans have these but under a different name? Or is it yet another great junk food we have that the Americans don't get, like Ketchup or All Dressed chips

you can totally find Ketchup and All Dressed chips in America (certain parts of it anyway)

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

RareAcumen posted:




Mmm, mm. Pre backwashed.

egads, orange pulp, what wretched anti-food porn

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