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Aesop Poprock posted:Why did she leave the cardboard on the bottom of the cakes?? I don't know. Oh, God. The cookies. What a loving horrible cake. It looks like something you'd serve at a baby's funeral.
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No. For God's sake, you'd use Old Dutch chips, cheese whiz and canned St. Hubert's. http://i.imgur.com/IHiXGND.gifv
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Happy St. Patrick's Day, from your friends at Dunkin' Donuts! 
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Scathach posted:What the gently caress are those WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS
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Scathach posted:Guess what's wrong with these cupcakes. I probably would. I'm sorry.
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RandomPauI posted:Those look like raw intestines freshly filled with fat and organ meat from the hobo that they slaughtered to get said intestines.  That's what this is, isn't it
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 Freedom from the intestinal punishment!
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ForcedKen posted:I also want to share this picture from social media, posted with a 100% earnest caption about "my husband is an amazing cook! <3" (Canned beans and instant mashed potatoes.)  Ughh. This looks like a soup.
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bringmyfishback posted:I love Peeps. I like putting two of them in the microwave with toothpick swords and putting it on high until one of them pops the other. (this game is best played with someone else's microwave.) This is the cutest thing. I would shove this into my mouth until I died, thank you.
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I think it takes about two weeks to fully "get over it", but you may as well try. I for one am in an endless prison of caffeine, owing to starting black coffee at the age of ten because I was a largely unsupervised child in many respects.
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Samizdata posted:Now: Arse Smashies only .99 for 6! I feel like we change the thread title too much but you guys just come up with so many good gems
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Half the stuff on this page looks very nice. Step it up.    
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RNG posted:
This is easily the best post I have seen in a while
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Mar 25, 2016 00:56
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Wrong thread, bucko
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I can't stop laughing at "sprigs of bread"
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Otana posted:Olives or mayonnaise. I will make this the second I can figure out what slices of hot food is
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Poor Jeff. Also, this whole page has been absolutely revolting, good job, you guys
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Last time I had hospital food, there was mold on whatever meat they served. I'm pretty sure that wouldn't be super good for patients.
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Lonely Virgil posted:
Oh! Pick me! Cat poo poo and baby teeth.
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Efexeye posted:my midwestern family likes their steak well done with sour cream This is so confusing that it stops being gross because I can't even imagine what that's like.
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deadly_pudding posted:I don't think it's unacceptably weird? It's pretty normal to put butter on a steak, for example. I've had sour cream on a steak before, because we were having like fajita vegetables as a side, and the cold/creamy aspects of the sour cream mixed well with the black pepper and savory flavors of the steak. I grew up in a family where all steak was medium-rare to rare and was served on its own plate, like a sacrificial offering. Context, I guess.
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AlbieQuirky posted:The answer is anorexia! Pretty much everything that person (The Fit Vegan Ginger on Instagram) posts belongs in this thread, except sometimes she has an apple or carrot sticks.  Oh, poo poo, that's from her? That's double sad.
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Scathach posted:Yeah it kinda becomes obvious she's anorexic when "vegan" suddenly changes to "zero calorie." Yikes. Please don't tell me this is ice cream and BBQ sauce or something.
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Moldsagna reminds me of a good story. I am of the belief that stories also fall under the category of AFP, and I feel like I haven't told a story in a while. When I first moved in with my ex and his mother, I was quite young (and broke). My mother-in-law graciously agreed to let me live there, on the condition that I cleaned up, mainly by doing the dishes. I later found out this was because literally no one had done the dishes in months. Gross: So, my first day there, I set to unsticking the pans from the counter, finding mold, bugs, old food that may or not have been chicken. I then unstuck a pot that had been face-down on a baking sheet, revealing hundreds of teeny, writhing maggots. I screamed like a girl and immediately tossed it into the bushes. Mother in law returns several days later, asks where the pan is. I shrug. Months later, some contractors found it in the bushes, but luckily I was the only one home. There was still some maggots caked to it.
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It photographs weirdly well, but the bun is just sort of unsettling. Still would.
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Tony Bologna posted:Please enlighten me then. Is it a hosed up flan or something? The teeny little whiteboard in the background eventually led to me this article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mat%C3%B3 It's cheese, but it definitely looks like something that was removed from some sad fat man named Dale who, upon seeing it, promised to turn his life around
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MC Hawking posted:One of my coworkers, who looks like a malnourished Gollum eats fast food almost every. One week he came in proudly proclaiming to "change it up" he was eating nothing but dollar hot dogs from the 7-11 all week because the sweet relish was delicious. Watching picky eaters with severe OCD and mental health problems is an object lesson in anti-food porn. I lived with someone like this. She baked a lot, and then would leave it out to rot for weeks until I would finally toss it out. Her mom would buy her groceries and then she would eat nothing but bags of candy and the occasional Taco Bell run. I really honestly felt bad for her, because she didn't see the connection between waking up with nightsweats and chest pains and the fact that she survived mostly on Skittles. I always feel a little weird goggling at other people's eating habits because there's no way to do it without feeling like a conceited prick. Like, "Puh, why can't you eat fruit like ME, you idiot, you absolute buffoon", but honestly, it's hard to watch what some people eat sometimes because it's sad. They either don't know any better or they do and they can't do anything about it for one reason or another.
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Jesus, that's tragic.  I'm glad you convinced him to get some vitamins, though.I can't remember if I posted this one yet: 
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BraveUlysses posted:Looks like a wood cutting board? Unless you have a wooden bathmat. Like a man.
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Chocolate chips are amazing. Fuckin' chip fondue, let's do it, I don't care.
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Samizdata posted:Doesn't matter. Anyone remember Arby's Big Montana? The ex-wife ordered me one as a joke. Went back for another to call her bluff. Tell me more of this Big Montana.
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