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BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

CaptainSarcastic posted:

This is a weird defense of wine snobbery.

There is significant evidence that "experts" are unreliable, too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blind_wine_tasting

This has been posted a lot and is true every time.

The most accurate depiction of wine snobbery is Sideways

You learn to make polite and interesting conversation about the rotten grape juice so you can stand each other or dive in and get mad about merlot or something

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BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

I want to play a game

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Data Graham posted:

I think Cool Whip is fine, it's Miracle Whip that is the devil's false whip

I wanted to like MW but learned it contains HFCS which is the devil being frank and honest

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Fartington Butts posted:

I'm the grapes that will shoot out of the bottom the second anybody tries to cut into that.

The claymore of dessert breakfasts.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Buttchocks posted:

Well, they nailed the inside part of the cookie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ3J9fRm1VA

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

If you get into hardcore alcoholism and then withdraw enough to be miserable but not enough to get DTs or seizures, you'll get some crazy memorable dreams. Don't ask how I know.

I've been to hell twice.

It's much more brutalist architecture (concrete, square) and just confused people. Ask what year it is they point to a calendar from 2035 or something and I'm like, what? And then they just laugh, no it's not real. None of this is real.

The woman at the registration desk is confused. The infant ICU is incredibly sad. You go out and find the baseball fields and there's some kids playing and then you hear screaming from around the way.

Some guy is asking me to pay him for some weed he fronted and then next thing I know I'm getting curb stomped.


Would not recommend, even though it's an open facility and you can just walk off campus and into suburban hell. Just ask for help and look in to the dead eyes of a woman straight off the set of Mad Men.

That's my hell story.

Oh and food related, so I saw a bunch of baby carrots in the corner of the kindergarten adjacent to the infant ICU. They were fingers that someone had bitten off and spit out.

I went to the receptionist and she was like, 'well, what are you gonna do?'

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Empty Sandwich posted:

interesting

vaguely similarly, they don't allow GM food but will allow food that is propagated from natural mutations, despite the fact that mutations are generally more dangerous

but the US won't tolerate irradiated eggs or milk because of the Incredible Hulk or something, so

edit: boo, krinkle

Huh. I have no opinions on GMO food but this is interesting https://ec.europa.eu/food/plant/gmo/legislation_en

Apparently eggs and milk are off limits in the US though as you stated https://www.epa.gov/radtown/food-irradiation#:~:text=The%20FDA%20has%20approved%20food,the%20food%20has%20been%20irradiated.

I have a bone to pick with monsanto but it's not the CHEMICALS IN OUR FOOD thing it's just https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5427059/

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Lib and let die posted:

there's a reason it's called 'long-pig'

Every grim dark science fiction and fantasy author has written a scene where the protagonists smell the delicious odor of pork, the fat crackling over the fire wafting through the pines. Salivating, they approach the campsite cautiously when they realize, drat idgaf I'm hungry what's done is done and I'm having some. We will serve the cause of mankind in a different way in the morning after I've had some of this delicious feast.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Nominating this as new thread title.

:mods:?

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BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Ror posted:

Wait, that's a lie, I've totally thought about drinking mercury before. It's the sweetest of the transition metals.

I'm sure lead is sweet because it's so toxic so it stands to reason that mercury would be a great finisher for it.



(would you eat a rectal thermometer?)

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