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Dammit I wanna mainline this LP, I wanna hook a Phoenix Wright LP IV directly into my eyeball. I forgot how addicting this can get.
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Mors Rattus posted:Sorry, I gotta keep it slow and steady if I want to maintain my four update backlog that ensures the LP won't die prematurely. I understand, I just now know why my brother doesn't read ongoing LPs. 
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Apr 7, 2016 01:57
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Hasn't it been 3 days since the murder? Mia is actually Jesus.
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Apr 26, 2016 12:58
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Maya should look like some Exorcist poo poo is going on. No one in the court will notice that all of Maya's limbs are bent the wrong way and she's puking blasphemies while clinging to the rafters.
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Apr 27, 2016 16:22
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Thinker statue-clock thing, Thinker statue-clock thing again but with the clock parts removed, samurai spear. I'm betting the 4th murder weapon will be a feather duster and the 5th will be Killerman's anime laser beam.
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May 4, 2016 12:51
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meristem posted:So why weren't these other people caught on the camera? That might be what the deleted picture actually showed, and she just made up a story to cover for it, I'm guessing.
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May 18, 2016 13:49
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Why is the running motif of this game unusual clocks?Added Space posted:Either that or the "keep off the grass" laws are so draconian noone dares to even think of violating them. They do treat the woods as literally impenetrable, and it's weird. Even something as simple as Edgeworth saying "there's no way anyone wielding the samurai spear could've gotten through the dense trees" would've worked, but instead no one mentions how much outdoors there is between the parts of the studio.
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May 25, 2016 19:30
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 : What if the attacker came out of the woods and climbed over the hedges? : Couldn't have. There's invisible walls all around the trees.: Well, what if the attacker came in by going over the walls around the sets?: There are invisible walls there, too. In case any employees try to go out of bounds by climbing crates or double-jumping.: What about the-: Invisible walls. Every possible way in or out but through the front gate is blocked off by invisible walls. And the only person who came through the front gate was Will Powers. : And he certainly didn't noclip in! : Mr. Wright, the scourge of invisible walls is well known to the court. Why, I can't mow my lawn for the walls keeping me on the driveway! : There's a doghouse in my yard. Do I own a dog? Why can't I look at it?
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May 25, 2016 20:00
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Mors Rattus posted:
I hate everything but mostly myself.
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May 30, 2016 03:34
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: I got here that day around 2:00... I had to come in through the woods out back so that old lady wouldn't see me.
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Most of Redd White's testimonies were basically "You mentioned this thing you could only know if you were the murderer!" "Oh hold on I remembered incorrectly! Thanks for jarring my memory! Now let me revise my testimony."
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Jun 2, 2016 15:42
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Elric posted:This is Japanifornia. It'll probably become a murder weapon. But does it tell the time?
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Jun 5, 2016 15:04
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 Jesus Christ. It's still bent.
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Jun 14, 2016 16:51
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 I like her array of thugs. She has thugs of all types: bald, pompadour, slicked-back and smirking, and eyepatch+wide-brimmed hat.
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Jun 21, 2016 02:28
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Hobgoblin2099 posted:The best part of Vasquez's goons is that they're literally part of the scenery. Given that they have no lines, I'm inclined to believe that she just put up a movie studio prop while Phoenix and Maya weren't looking and tried to threaten them with it. So they won't be put on the witness stand? All four at the same time? Lame-rear end. 0/10 do not buy this garbage game.
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Jun 21, 2016 12:29
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Duct tape fixes everything, so that can't be why it's an invalid weapon.
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Jun 25, 2016 03:27
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The best way is to use a wooden mallet, then burn the mallet, removing the crucial piece of evidence Phoenix needs in day 1 during the 2nd testimony.
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Jul 4, 2016 18:27
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Regalingualius posted:And unless I'm misremembering, the victim was only shot once. Something's not adding up, here. Phoenix pointing that out will be less "well what about this critical inconsistency!" and more "von Karma please let me speak I found this thing oh god let me do something." The von Karma will wag his finger, call Phoenix an idiot, order a guilty verdict, and case 5 is the appeals court vs. Payne, who has trained in 50 times earth's gravity to reach super lawyer 2. This is my fanfic please rate and review.
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Jul 20, 2016 17:01
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Elric posted:Does Wright ever have to *Gasp* defend a guilty person? I was in AA3 and I was on trail for shoplifting some beer and then I cracked a cold one right there in court. Makes Wright really question himself.
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Jul 21, 2016 14:00
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 Why is the time so vague? Think Von Karma got it like that on purpose? Edgeworth did something similar with Mia's autopsy, after all.
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Jul 31, 2016 00:55
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Dr. Buttass posted:Plus, this is Japanifornia, where the only way to actually be declared innocent of a crime is for someone else to be fingered as the perpetrator. So I take it Phoenix won't get the defendant cleared due to the prosecution filing the incorrect charges or something. And the words "justifiable homicide" will never pass anyone's lips. I have to wonder if the Prohibition-era bootlegger George Remus inspired the common view of the insanity defense, since he got only eight months for chasing and gunning down his ex-wife in broad daylight. Jury only deliberated for 19 minutes, and said the light verdict was a Christmas present.
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Sep 4, 2016 13:15
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kw0134 posted:Murder has a specific legal definition and that is definitely annoying but that's sort of an expert's peeve because that requires specialised knowledge of how criminal statutes work. Blah blah blah mens rea, deadly intent, etc.  : The defendant is guilty, clearly! : So tell me when the guilty verdict is declared so I can go home.
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Sep 7, 2016 18:58
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Parrot cross-examination makes up for the evidence room thing. I'll just pretend von Karma flipped the light switch and stole the letter super-fast with his Jedi powers but dropped the bullet in the process
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Sep 9, 2016 03:12
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Cangelosi posted:Huh. That's funny, Karma. You first say you have little recollection of the case, and then you remember that there was no second bullet casing found at the scene. The case that had Gregory there at court that day, that is. Gregory lost and von Karma won. I don't think von Karma had anything to do with the events that day, just that he was prosecuting the resulting case as well.
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: The name's Pecker. Miles Pecker.  : The ladies can attest it's not just a name.  : Stop laughing. : WHY IS EVERYONE LAUGHING
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