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foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

Perhaps we'll do well to have a man with giant fingers on the back line. I'll call Rainbow Dash and start him on a course of crystals.

Best off season acquisition for Seattle? There's now a streetcar that takes me from my apartment right to Temple, ready to watch soccer and drink beer. And at least one of the cars is pink!

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foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

Tigren posted:

Stephen Goff's annual sitdown with Bruce Arena was just published and it's as fun as ever. Some highlights:

I like to hate Bruce Arena. It'll be weird to not have him to moan about everything.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

foobardog posted:

I like to hate Bruce Arena. It'll be weird to not have him to moan about everything.

His ultimate goal is to work for the league. He wants to have Joe Torre's job. Wouldn't that be glorious? He could complain about his own press conferences.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Pinwiz11 posted:

Welcome back, MLS.



This makes me feel better about my body image.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Shrapnig posted:

This makes me feel better about my body image.
Andrea Pirlo's arms make me feel like a professional bodybuilder by comparison.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

foobardog posted:

Perhaps we'll do well to have a man with giant fingers on the back line. I'll call Rainbow Dash and start him on a course of crystals.

Best off season acquisition for Seattle? There's now a streetcar that takes me from my apartment right to Temple, ready to watch soccer and drink beer. And at least one of the cars is pink!

What kind of beer? Any hoppy IPAs?

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Toronto FC 2016: Top of the table and it Feels so Good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXPaEm-Y3Wg

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

African AIDS cum posted:

What kind of beer? Any hoppy IPAs?

Fat Bob's Dankest Nug Sticky Cat Pee Used PineSol 420 Quadruple Quintuple IIPA, naturally

porkface
Dec 29, 2000

Timbers need shooting practice

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

porkface posted:

Timbers need shooting practice
Or as Andy Gray would say in FIFA 96, "making GBS threads practice".

Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at 06:19 on Mar 7, 2016

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
stumbled across this game on eurosport. that forward in white is looking very athletic

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog
Colorado has 17 wins in their last 69 MLS matches...

:smithcloud:

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Fancy, I am at the Galaxy game and took a photo of Ben Olsen praying for the soul of Steven Gerrard.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

I can't believe we won that game. And that Mike Magee still has his magic powers of stealth and making defenses forget he exists.

Starter Injury list: Kennedy, Johnny Two Saints, Gerrard, Van Damme.

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

B.B. Rodriguez posted:

I can't believe we won that game. And that Mike Magee still has his magic powers of stealth and making defenses forget he exists.

Starter Injury list: Kennedy, Johnny Two Saints, Gerrard, Van Damme.

Magee made Frank Yallop forget he existed for over a year!

Hungryjack
May 9, 2003

B.B. Rodriguez posted:

I can't believe we won that game. And that Mike Magee still has his magic powers of stealth and making defenses forget he exists.

Starter Injury list: Kennedy, Johnny Two Saints, Gerrard, Van Damme.

Remember when LA traded Mike Magee away and they tried to pretend it was what everyone wanted?

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Hungryjack posted:

Remember when LA traded Mike Magee away and they tried to pretend it was what everyone wanted?

Well that was on Mike. We were going to give them Jimenez or some scrub, but dude decided he wanted to go home.

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


I feel like LA is two pieces away from being a very scary team again. Unfortunately those two pieces that need to be swapped out for someone else are Dos Santos and Gerrard.

I may be writing Gio off a bit early, but Gerrard just looks like he's finished already. He looked horrendous out there last night.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Apparently, he has been sick all week and would have come off at half had Kennedy and Gio not needed subs. You know it's torture to Bruce to use even one sub before the 65th minute.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

Dirty Chub posted:

Colorado has 17 wins in their last 69 MLS matches...

:smithcloud:

That's nearly a 25% win rate under Pablo.

I won't be surprised if it falls under 20% by the end of the season.

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?

Star Man posted:

That's nearly a 25% win rate under Pablo.

I won't be surprised if it falls under 20% by the end of the season.

Me either. I'm tempted to start a pool on how long Pablo lasts. One of my friends is convinced the end of the year because the team doesn't want to sabotage a club legend. I'm not so generous...9 games if you ask me.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
Ladies and gentlemen, your week 1 standings:



I don't want to get ahead of myself here, but the Galaxy look like the clear front runners for the title. And DC United, well, their results speak for themselves.

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
The rapids aren't at the bottom (yet). :unsmith:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
You're the second best team sitting at 0 points even!

(Because you only lost by 1 goal and alphabetical ordering)

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

TheBoyBlunder posted:

The rapids aren't at the bottom (yet). :unsmith:

That was the first thing that I said too.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

You missed the most important part. The Chicago Fire will make the playoffs this year.

Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant
So when you've thought the NYCFC International spot drama was over,

They've added another loving International.

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever
And now, something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQlaZek57uw

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS





What in the goddamn gently caress did I just watch.

Star Man
Jun 1, 2008

There's a star maaaaaan
Over the rainbow

That was some Dadaist poo poo right there.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

I'm all about the weird poo poo but this tried a little too hard for way too long

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Your Boy Fancy posted:

tried a little too hard for way too long

So, like half of the posts in this thread.

Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

Hello Towel posted:

So, like half of the posts in this thread.

Game recognize game brah

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

Your Boy Fancy posted:

I'm all about the weird poo poo but this tried a little too hard for way too long

mls.txt

Xylorjax
Nov 27, 2002

foobardog posted:

Sounders Goons:
  • whypick1, who I stole most of this intro from
  • SeaTard
  • Qu Appelle
  • Jack2412
  • Was_Taters
  • DR AIDS
  • Tzen
  • tk
  • many more, we are legion

Goddamnit who do I have to to bug my eyes out and yell at to get onto this list when I'm not the one putting the effortpost together?

EDIT: Toronto and Seattle did a TAM for GAM swap today. If they could have worked the word "draft" into the announcement at all, that would have been the most MLS transaction in history.

Xylorjax fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Mar 9, 2016

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
HOT TRANSFER ACTION

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

HOT TRANSFER ACTION



This is the most MLS-y MLS transaction.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

HOT TRANSFER ACTION



gently caress yeah I hope Targeted Allocation Money can play right back

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

HOT TRANSFER ACTION



They'll be dancing in the streets of waterman accountants llc toronto branch tonight

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Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
this truly is the worst league

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