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Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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gently caress You


Go Crew.

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Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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Tigren posted:

Could you imagine Philadelphia Union or Chicago Fire helping soccer's standing in American culture?

are you just making up soccer teams wholesale right now, or...

?

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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i'm going to promote the idea of suicide so certain people can relegate themselves to hell


vvvvvv rude

Fucitol fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Mar 6, 2016

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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this truly is the worst league

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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wait about two seasons and your embarrassingly bad san antonio team will pony up the cash to join the vaunted ranks of teams that fill up baseball and dated football stadiums for fans to watch some pretty bad soccer


if you're lucky they'll have open try outs and your likely girthy goony rear end has a shot at making the reserve roster.


good luck and god bless this dumb league :patriot:

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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ben olsen winning coach of the year at any point in his tenure is the first thing i point to showing how embarrassing this league can truly be


also included in that list is a grown rear end dweeb dressing up like a lumberjack in front of a teeming throng of thousands of autists and the fact that oduro still convinces teams that he knows how to kick a ball

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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thanks for the latest twitter meltdown update, person with an avatar of peyton manning making GBS threads into thomas brady's mouth

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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great job, everyone. we're really setting the bar here for great posting.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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pls stop doxxing me

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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the curse of conor casey is real and people are spending the fleeing moments we hold dear on tetra firma actually giving a gently caress about what other mls fans are doing

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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build the expansion wall

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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the good news is that if your metro area shows it can prop up an incredibly poo poo division seven team by filling a high school stadium with a couple hundred on the spectrum fans than chances are high a wealthy investor will be stupid enough to get conned into paying mls expansion fees so taylor twellman can discuss how the new slate of awful players are getting concussions on a rented football field in front of a teeming crowd of 14,000 idiots.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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players still forgo the dumb superdraft to stay in college to plateau their skills for 4 years. there has also been some form of pro/am league in this country for multiple decades prior to mls, yet for some reason domestic interest or skill in the sport didn't explode because of the sheer american population (there's 32 mlb teams, you know. more = better than).

who honestly loving knows of this league is profitable outside of tricking oil sheiks into paying several million to slap an offensive team wherever the gently caress someone throws a population density dart. the league barely lets it publicly known how players are assigned to whatever respective team. lol if they'll provide adequate looks into their money books. tv ratings are still abysmal, $25 ticket sales go to paying down both kaka's salary as well as whatever poo poo defender that also throws on a purple jersey come summer saturdays, and who loving knows the revenue merchandising brings in outside of the few weirdo supporter group aficionados who only care about the spectacle of how awesome mls fans are over the poo poo garbage league they cosplay.

Fucitol fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Apr 15, 2016

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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no, that was yesterday when dc put scarecrows in for their starting xi

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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jesus loving christ mls fans are the absolute worst

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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Crazy Ted posted:

Actually I'm thinking the Eastern European/Russian fans who throw bananas on the field and start riots at every local derby match are probably worse.

Probably

no, i'm pretty confident in saying mls fans are bad and they should feel bad

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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ben olsen acts like a whining cry baby at every opportunity so i'm glad, op, that he is getting told to gently caress off for something minor.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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does anyone know the td50 that correlates to lead levels in drinking water to rates of autism? i'm starting to get on board with expansion into detroit if that means more weird and embarrassing fans that spend their hard earned dollars on bedsheets for them to paint some sick rear end tifos

it might also mean that i get to read more home spun articles posted on https://www.klinsmann/raus/mlssoccer.net regarding a mash up of dc united's starting xi and star wars for may 4th.


i'll hang up and listen for your opinions.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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it's pretty danged impressive for detroit city fc to get the entirety of the city to attend their home games. i presume their promotions of free real estate in areas with working city services is really getting those people through the turnstiles.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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Jermaine Dildoe posted:

MLS thread, where "Tacticool murse" goes by without mention but owning sports paraphernalia is controversial

*in stupid gently caress face voice which is just my own voice* i'm loving the discussion of the sick rear end results last night, wonder how grella would weigh in on cargo shorts and/or jorts.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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tyson hit him with a "brick" wahl

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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mmmm yes, more hardware to fill display cases with such vaunted trophies such as trillium, brimstone, cascadia, and the open cup.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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http://www.espnfc.us/columbus-crew-sc/story/2867180/kei-kamara-rips-the-teamwork-of-columbus-crew-sc-after-penalty-spat

https://twitter.com/smitchcd/status/729372211526701056?s=09

lol nice meltdown :eyepoop:

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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next time vote to abolish the all star game and then castrate everyone involved in implementing it


imho :cumpolice:

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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Pogatetz was cut not long after airing out some laundry about missing playing time. To be fair to Pogatetz, he was benched in favor of chumble gently caress defender Tyson Wahl. Who knows what amount of quaaludes went into the idea that Tyson Wahl is better than someone who has spent significant time as the Austrian team's captain.

Moving Kamara is pretty loving stupid, and it just shows that Berhalter cannot contend with people that buck against the grain. Not to mention the fact that he makes absolutely no adjustments to his supreme vision. He'll put square pegs into round holes until they fit goddamnit. Any of the handful of dweebs putting out feelers in their wordspace blog about berhalter being on the short list to take klinsmann's spot are skullfuck idiots.

i wonder what poo poo player adam bedell is up to these days...

the good news is the crew still has a sack of coleslaw in the form of conor casey to smack some balls into the net when they bow out of their second 2016 open cup game. lol

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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someone photoshop don garber's face onto baghdad bob's face and also make it so he's wearing a detriot city fc jersey. or atlanta or miami or whatever it doesn't really matter which

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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Fucitol posted:

the good news is the crew still has a human sack of coleslaw in the form of conor casey to eat tacos during water breaks when they bow out of their second 2016 open cup game trade the 2015 golden boot runner up for garber bucks. lol

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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marvel at how your garbage team is overpaying well over half of your poo poo roster

also remember that for every dollar one that you put towards this dumbass single entity league a certain percentage of it goes towards frank lampard sitting in the yankees dugout at a $6 mill clip.

get hosed, everyone :tipshat:

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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can't w8 to hop the tram with a bunch of other smelly rear end in a top hat weirdo mls fans so we can flood the lower bowl of our nfl stadium and watch some rando from latin america tear his acl on our poo poo turf field


truly we are the king of kings

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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Shrapnig posted:

Seek help.

he isn't wrong

e - i mean the actively engaging people like matt doyle is a poor decision, but everything else is sound

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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that's likely an artifact from the fact that most american coaches are familiar with the incredibly stupid and prohibitive league bylaws whereas foreign coaches likely come from leagues run in a more sane fashion.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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The curse of Conor Casey, who is actually just a garbage bag of compacted rotting cottage cheese masquerading as a paid professional soccer player, is real as gently caress.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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the lengths some people go to catch a pokemon smh

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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2017 is the year seattle again stops caring about the sounders and collectively moves towards the next niche "no gently caress you dad" fandom

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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relegate the all star game to hell where it belongs


imho

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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no self respecting person pays for mls live.

Shrapnig posted:

Fucks sake, why?

less discussion about expanding the league beyond its negligent untenable levels for $200 mil and more tasty talk about facebook posts from some random dude from turkey and fantasy soccer lineups.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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jim curtin is the first person i think of to get the best out of usmnt players

smart move by all parties

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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DuhSal posted:

TFC should just decline the man advantage whenever they get it. They don't seem to have any ideas on how to attack when a man (or two) up. Also, I don't think Altidore is as bad as everyone makes him out to be. Yea he's a bit lazy and sluggish and injury prone but he's definitely got some skill. He was the most dangerous player against Houston and could've netted three goals.

have you actually considered that jozy is

















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loving garbage?

Fucitol fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Aug 16, 2016

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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someone has finally managed to eclipse seattle in creating faux history for their team

also lol texas education

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Fucitol
May 8, 2005

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build the expansion wall

make mls great again

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