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Tezzor
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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

rich evans is fine.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djo_91jN3Pk

this darth maul fanfilm with a bunch of film-school douches swinging lightsabers at each other in the woods is vastly better shot and directed than anything from the prequels

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
welcome back, tezzor

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Hell Yeah posted:

rich evans is fine.

he great

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfgc3Sf-6yE

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
Are you telling me that the new order only had one star destroyer, but turned an entire planet into a gun?

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Tezzor posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djo_91jN3Pk

this darth maul fanfilm with a bunch of film-school douches swinging lightsabers at each other in the woods is vastly better shot and directed than anything from the prequels

Tell us about all the fan films you watched.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

ChrisHansen posted:

Are you telling me that the new order only had one star destroyer, but turned an entire planet into a gun?

that's why they only have one star destroyer, everything was tied up making that stupid mega death star

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ChrisHansen posted:

Are you telling me that the new order only had one star destroyer, but turned an entire planet into a gun?

Take a seat.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

I always wondered what star wars was about. Thanks!

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Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Tell us about all the fan films you watched.

were you the dude in the mortal kombat costume

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Tezzor posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djo_91jN3Pk

this darth maul fanfilm with a bunch of film-school douches swinging lightsabers at each other in the woods is vastly better shot and directed than anything from the prequels

let's just say it's not lord vader's trial

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tU1Q7OSLgBs

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec



ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

looks like he'll never be the head of a major corporation

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Darkman Fanpage posted:

let's just say it's not lord vader's trial

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tU1Q7OSLgBs

Star Wars Rebels looking good

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

looks like he'll never be the head of a major corporation

Dr. McCoy, medical emergency, lost fignat!

www
Aug 4, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbxaJqfAI6g

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


What do you guys think Chewbacca's farts sounded like?

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Linux Pirate posted:

What do you guys think Chewbacca's farts sounded like?

probably like english

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


use the force

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
https://www.fanfiction.net/movie/Star-Wars/

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Tezzor posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Djo_91jN3Pk

this darth maul fanfilm with a bunch of film-school douches swinging lightsabers at each other in the woods is vastly better shot and directed than anything from the prequels

That's the problem with playing dress up at comicon. They spend a bunch of time making costumes then get all like "Man, all that work just to wear this for one weekend". Then you get all these fan films gumming up the internet pipes at the youtube.

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Whether it was an intentional trick on the part of Sidious or whether Windu truly out-sparred the Sith Lord is confirmed in neither the movie nor the novel. Mace confessed, however, that Vaapad could not overpower the Sith Lord, and it was his shatterpoint ability which allowed him to gain the upper hand. In the book, Mace Windu did not kick Sidious's jaw, and he sliced the Chancellor's weapon in half rather than knocking it from his grasp. It should be noted that in actuality, this would be impossible whitout the Shatterpoint ability, as the casing of Palpatine's lightsaber is built out of lightsaber-resistant Phrik alloy.[2]

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
next post a link to the wookiepedia article for breasts with an image of jon stewart mugging at the camera, as if reacting in horror to the contents of the link

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
The problem with Episode VII, as well as other modern blockbusters, is that they are DESIGNED movies. It was expected to be the biggest movie ever, so it was DESIGNED to appeal to everyone from the dumbest moron to the 95th percentile American (still a moron). That's why you have things like emo boys "subtle" angst followed up by in-your-face, over-the-head Nazi visual reference, followed by slapstick comedy. The movie is all over the place and has no cohesion whatsoever. The old Star Wars were just a simple classic tale of good vs evil and nothing more, the straightforward simplicity is what made them great.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
cool copypasta right? lmbo at whatever moron wrote that

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
stah wahs sucks b

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AugmentedVision posted:

The problem with Episode VII, as well as other modern blockbusters, is that they are DESIGNED movies. It was expected to be the biggest movie ever, so it was DESIGNED to appeal to everyone from the dumbest moron to the 95th percentile American (still a moron). That's why you have things like emo boys "subtle" angst followed up by in-your-face, over-the-head Nazi visual reference, followed by slapstick comedy. The movie is all over the place and has no cohesion whatsoever. The old Star Wars were just a simple classic tale of good vs evil and nothing more, the straightforward simplicity is what made them great.

sounds like a thing an idiot thinks, OP

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
they should set stah wahs in bahston; that'd be ah wicked ahsome moovie series

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Tezzor posted:

probably like english

I like this answer.

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I saw the one where Vader fought Bartman

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
bad movies imo

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
i'm a gbs star, who will fight me

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Im going to buy cigrettes

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vols bitch posted:

bad movies imo

your o is wrong and gay

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computer parts posted:

Well, we did have the literal Jedi Messiah show up in TPM, and the Jedi Council's response is basically "oh we hosed up and didn't find you fast enough, can't let you in now." Even though they eventually bend on that point, it's still indicative that the Orthodoxy overall is very inflexible.

Though admittedly this does depend a bit on if you've seen the OT or not. If you have, you know who Anakin Skywalker is.

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cinema discusso is like an alternate universe where almost everyone has extra chromosomes

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Tezzor posted:

cinema discusso is like an alternate universe where almost everyone has extra chromosomes

tezzor had won the victory over himself. he loved GBS

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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

tezzor had won the victory over himself. he loved GBS

gbs is racist and full of idiots but at least they dont stoop so low as to defend the star wars prequels

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