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Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.
I vaguely recall in the late 1800s there was an actual cage match between a lion and a grizzly. And the grizzly broke the lion's neck on the first swipe :ohdear:

edit: I had it backwards!

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There are only two species of bear in the Park, the black and the grizzly. Of these the black bear is the less timid. At least we never encountered a grizzly upon the road.—to our entire satisfaction,—while we saw many black bears. We did see grizzlies, though, at the "Bear • Feeding Grounds" which are maintained near the big hotel and tourist camp near Old Faithful, and they are an impressive looking beast. While the black bear rarely attains a weight ofmore than 400 pounds, the grizzly when full grown generally weighs around 1.000 pounds. And his strength is in proportion to his size. A few years ago an Englishman who had hunted lions In Africa ventured, upon a visit here, to express the opinion that an African lion could whip a grizzly in fair fight. His' opinion was so warmly disputed by partisans of the grizzly that he determined to settle the matter. He brought a full grown lion to this Park and it was put into a cage'along with a grizzly. The lion at once sprang to the attack leaping upon the bear's' back and trying to dig in with claws and teeth. The grizzly sincerely shook him off. The lion again sprang and was again shaken off. A third time it was shaken off, but this time the lion, annoyed, gave it a swipe with one of its paws, and broke its back. killing it with a single blow.

Rysithusiku fucked around with this message at 08:37 on Mar 15, 2016

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