Univision/CNN Democratic Debate 3/9 at 9PM: Nate Silver commits seppuku

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

In this edition of DEMOCRATIC DEBATE 2016, underdog Bernie Sanders attempts to even the odds against frontrunner Hillary Clinton after his upset win in Michigan, which claimed hundreds of pollster lives. Was it a fluke? You won't know unless you continue watching, you media-addicted capitalist sheep.

WHAT: Democratic Debate on Univision/CNN, hosted by Univision and the Washington Post.
WHERE: Miami Dade University, FL
WHO:

Jorge Ramos
_{and also Maria Elena Salinas with Karen Tumulty}

DEMOCRATIC CONTESTANTS

Hillary Clinton (Young Voter Favorability: 28%)

Bernie Sanders (Black Voter Favorability: 21%)

IN MEMORIAM

Nate Silver

The Pollsters

Prediction Markets

How To Watch:
Livestreamed on CNN.com / Washingtonpost.com / Univision.com / Fusion.net
CNN
Univision

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG8b6kImYb0

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logikv9 has issued a correction as of 03:12 on Mar 10, 2016

# ? Mar 9, 2016 22:34

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# ? May 3, 2024 20:04

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

logikv9 posted:

Prediction Markets

It's like watching the Seahawk's win probability plummet right after they decided to pass the ball instead of running it in the Superbowl.

"Meh, Hilldawg's got this in the bag, i'm voting Kaisich"

# ? Mar 9, 2016 22:37

Pollyanna: Mar 5, 2005; Milk's on them.

Let's hope the media doesn't invent any Sanders "gaffes" this time.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 22:39

DaveWoo: Aug 14, 2004; Fun Shoe

Jesus, another debate? I'm starting to think the DNC's original "only 6 debates" plan wasn't such a bad idea after all...

# ? Mar 9, 2016 22:40

Tercio: Jan 30, 2003

I hope this is the night Bernie finally loses it and says the n-word on stage.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 22:40

Mister Fister: May 17, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE

I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Tercio posted:

I hope this is the night Bernie finally loses it and says the n-word on stage.

Hillary, you are a NEO-LIBERAL (*audience gasps*) stooge of wall street!

# ? Mar 9, 2016 22:42

Concerned Citizen: Jul 22, 2007; Ramrod XTreme

DaveWoo posted:

Jesus, another debate? I'm starting to think the DNC's original "only 6 debates" plan wasn't such a bad idea after all...

debate is hell

# ? Mar 9, 2016 22:59

Sylink: Apr 17, 2004

Maybe they are trying to kill Sanders through exhaustion.

# ? Mar 9, 2016 23:06

Bro Dad: Mar 26, 2010

Sylink posted:

Maybe they are trying to kill Sanders through exhaustion.

Democratic Debates 2016: Hillary's vocal cords versus Bernie's heart

# ? Mar 9, 2016 23:16

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

Mister Fister posted:

Hillary, you are a NEO-LIBERAL (*audience gasps*) stooge of wall street!

hosed up if true

# ? Mar 9, 2016 23:48

Xandu: Feb 19, 2006; It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.

Didn't we just have one of these a few days ago?

# ? Mar 9, 2016 23:56

Xelkelvos: Dec 19, 2012

The last one waa on stuff people in Michigan would care about. Presumably this one will be about Hispanics and things they care about

# ? Mar 9, 2016 23:58

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

Having the last two debates for nearly a month be a few days apart is kind of a weird choice, but I guess bernie has to win the cuban vote??

# ? Mar 10, 2016 00:01

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

does it really matter who Donald Trump scrapes off his shoe?

# ? Mar 10, 2016 00:10

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

I hope Hilary speaks with a cuban accent.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 00:11

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

mike12345 posted:

I hope Hilary speaks with a cuban accent.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 00:13

oystertoadfish: Jun 17, 2003

more than 7% of puerto rico has moved to the mainland in the last 5 years and a lot of them ended up in orlando, i think that's a population democrats will want to win in the primary and general so maybe they'll both get to say something about the general hosed up economic situation PR is in

# ? Mar 10, 2016 00:18

1488: Feb 24, 2013

Xandu posted:

Didn't we just have one of these a few days ago?

Yeah, but Univision is hosting this one.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 00:19

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Nate silver is the most handsome man on television

# ? Mar 10, 2016 00:46

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

Tercio posted:

I hope this is the night Bernie finally loses it and says the n-word on stage.

Same but Hillary and the word is friend of the family.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 00:47

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

I hope nothing happens because I don't think I have the energy to do debate - primary - debate

# ? Mar 10, 2016 00:47

Tercio: Jan 30, 2003

Powercrazy posted:

Same but Hillary and the word is friend of the family.

Wow, glad to see somebody else feelin' the Bern in this thread.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 00:49

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Bernie is working on his Spanish flashcards. Currently he's learned "matter" "concerns" "don't" and "your"

# ? Mar 10, 2016 00:51

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

Hillary supporters don't feel anything.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 00:54

Tercio: Jan 30, 2003

Powercrazy posted:

Hillary supporters don't feel anything.

Untrue. They have great affection for numbers and data scientists.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 00:56

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

I feel immense love for nuclear power and GMOs.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 00:57

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

Tercio posted:

Untrue. They have great affection for numbers and data scientists.

And corruption.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 01:00

passionate dongs: May 23, 2001; Snitchin' is Bitchin'

cuarenta por ciento del diez por ciento del uno por ciento

# ? Mar 10, 2016 01:00

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

logikv9 posted:

I feel immense love for nuclear power and GMOs.

This but unironically

Unless you weren't being ironic, in which case just this

# ? Mar 10, 2016 01:06

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

Al! posted:

Bernie is working on his Spanish flashcards. Currently he's learned "matter" "concerns" "don't" and "your"

It isn't that their concerns don't matter, it is just that they are wrong and misdirected because they are dumb.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 01:09

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

It's a dig at Sanders only bad positions. Because otherwise Sanders is 100% infallible on everything.

Though the GMO thing is just labeling, which doesn't matter and I hardly consider a plank of his platform.

So Sanders is wrong about 1.5 things in total.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 01:11

Immortan: Jun 6, 2015; by Shine

I guarantee you Hillary is going to pull some sketchy poo poo on Bernie in this debate. You bet your rear end she's butthurt over Bernie calling her out last time.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 02:05

Immortan: Jun 6, 2015; by Shine

Harald posted:

does it really matter who Donald Trump scrapes off his shoe?

Also, this.

# ? Mar 10, 2016 02:05

Reik: Mar 8, 2004

logikv9 posted:

Prediction Markets

# ? Mar 10, 2016 02:34

Devil Bird Thing: Mar 12, 2001; Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?

mike12345 posted:

I hope Hilary speaks with a cuban accent.

I really, really hope one of the questions begins, "This question is for both candidates. With Mil Muertes and Catrina controlling the Temple while Dario Cueto has been banished to hiding in the desert, things in Lucha Underground have never been more dangerous. In your opinion, who has the best chance to cash-in The Gift of The Gods, and why?"

If you got that joke, WTF are you doing in this thread? New episode of LU on El Rey tonight... go watch that poo poo!

# ? Mar 10, 2016 02:51

HiHo ChiRho: Oct 23, 2010

Can we pressure Univision to make a last minute addition of Lincoln Chaffee to the debate tonight?

# ? Mar 10, 2016 02:51

XboxPants: Jan 30, 2006; Steven doesn't want me watching him sleep anymore.

1488 posted:

Yeah, but Univision is hosting this one.

Oh, is this where Sanders is airing his 5 minute Immokalee ad?

# ? Mar 10, 2016 02:53

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Just want to remind everyone that lol nothing matters

# ? Mar 10, 2016 02:55

The Pussy Boss: Nov 2, 2004

5 minutes to the Dem debate and CNN is talking about Trump Steaks

# ? Mar 10, 2016 02:55

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# ? May 3, 2024 20:04

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I want to hear Bernie speak Spanish

# ? Mar 10, 2016 02:57

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Who will win the debate?
	Bernie "I Hate Math" Sanders
	Hillary "I Am Inevitable" Clinton
	TRUMP steaks