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Who will win the debate?
Bernie "I Hate Math" Sanders
Hillary "I Am Inevitable" Clinton
TRUMP *steaks*
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Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
so do bernie and hillary speak spanish or are we going to have to get ted cruz out there to translate for them

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Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

Al-Saqr posted:

Oh my god is the whole thing going to be dubbed like this?

if it is, then holy gently caress this is just handing Trump free votes on a platter.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

McGlockenshire posted:

Aaaaand commercials. Come on guys.

Bernie's right, it is like a baseball game

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Lol, it's pretty hosed up that they play "Some middle class families will pay higher taxes" in Bernie's opening without any context. He only ever says that with a "But they will be paying LESS OVERALL" right after.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Joementum posted:

*Bernie interrupts and starting singing The Internationale*

well he's prob gonna get called on his praising of castro tonight so might as well

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:munch: https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&q=speak%20american

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
"remarkably hispanic"

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

:yikes:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
jesus the cnn simlucast is buffering

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Needs More Ditka posted:

so do bernie and hillary speak spanish or are we going to have to get ted cruz out there to translate for them

*In extremely Brooklyn Jew voice*
YO SOY EL SENADOR DE VERMONT, UN ESTADO RURAL

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

a cop posted:

Lol, it's pretty hosed up that they play "Some middle class families will pay higher taxes" in Bernie's opening without any context. He only ever says that with a "But they will be paying LESS OVERALL" right after.

This is sponsored by Washington Post, so I expect softballs for Hillary and flamethrowers on Bernie.

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



man her eyebrows sure can elevate

Malachy
Dec 20, 2013

a cop posted:

Lol, it's pretty hosed up that they play "Some middle class families will pay higher taxes" in Bernie's opening without any context. He only ever says that with a "But they will be paying LESS OVERALL" right after.

Yeah no way that wasn't an intentional jab at Senator Sanders.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Holy poo poo the dubbing is softer than the spanish...

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine
HOLY loving poo poo THIS SPANISH TRANSLATING BULLSHIT IS GOING TO HAND TRUMP FREE VOTES

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

just tuned in, wtf is going on

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
Somewhat sad that we aren't gonna hear the Spanish translators for Hillary and Bernie.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
why is hillary speaking english??? press 2 press 2

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
calling bullshit on univison

there's not nearly enough scantily clad babes

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
i thought imposing tariffs was trump's turf

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Hillary talked over the hispanic moderator, clearly she's a racist

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Hillary seems so sincere about entrepreneurs and small businesses. Like...she really believes it.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
bernie shoulda impressed everybody by memorizing his stump speech in spanish

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



gracias secretario

Malachy
Dec 20, 2013

Bad Caller posted:

man her eyebrows sure can elevate

Shes got nothing on Nikki Haley's eyebrow raising game.

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Bernie Sanders: AY YI YI NO ES BUENO

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

so is this going to be the immigration debate like Flint was all about infrastructure

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

comes along bort posted:

calling bullshit on univison

there's not nearly enough scantily clad babes

if they had that trumpet guy for a buzzer that would be something

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

*In extremely Brooklyn Jew voice*
YO SOY EL SENADOR DE VERMONT, UN ESTADO RURAL

SILENCIO! ESTOY HABLANDO!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Needs More Ditka posted:

SILENCIO! ESTOY HABLANDO!

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

logikv9 posted:

bernie shoulda impressed everybody by memorizing his stump speech in spanish

I wish I knew enough Spanish to understand how his accent would impact the language, because that'd be glorious.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/j_fuller/status/707750558313148416

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

logikv9 posted:

bernie shoulda impressed everybody by memorizing his stump speech in spanish

Me gustan mucho los impuestos. Muerte a los multimillonarios.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Bernie sneers almost as well as Cheney.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
How large of a chance would there be of a CU turn over if Sanders was elected? cause that doesn't feel like something you can just order the SCOTUS to do.

Love Stole the Day
Nov 4, 2012
Please give me free quality professional advice so I can be a baby about it and insult you
HEY OP


Here's the official livestream on Youtube via the Washington Post. It automatically trumps the 3rd party streams and poo poo in the OP. Please add this one to the OP so people can tune in directly from the site I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG8b6kImYb0

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



lol already playing up how mississippi totally matters more guys really

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down
Yay at least they're asking them in English.

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



McGlockenshire posted:

Somewhat sad that we aren't gonna hear the Spanish translators for Hillary and Bernie.

Bernie has a deep sexy Spanish voice :swoon:

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Moderator aint playin games so far.

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