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Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

like watching the most beautiful ballerina on the best stage

rear end cobra posted:

my effort post:

1: A bad team
2-16: A bunch of really bad teams

ftfy

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
fair

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

rear end cobra posted:

my effort post:

1-16: A bunch of really bad teams

This had to be done

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?

truls posted:

Hey azathosk - it's time for your annual effort post

Wait what? Are we THAT close to kick-off?

truls
Jan 6, 2003

azathosk posted:

Wait what? Are we THAT close to kick-off?

No

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
So, can anybody tell me why Brann is on top of the league? And why aren't they out of the cup yet?

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

like watching the most beautiful ballerina on the best stage
We are top of the league because we are less bad than everybody else so far and Lars Arne Nilsen is a really really good coach who knows what he's doing.

And we aren't out of the cup yet because we haven't met Mjøndalen yet.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
Before the season started I was all about Ranheim getting relegated and Start being the midtable team from OBOS.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
Football is a lot better when you're not in Tippeligaen tbh*

*Unless you're FFK

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

like watching the most beautiful ballerina on the best stage

azathosk posted:

Before the season started I was all about Ranheim getting relegated and Start being the midtable team from OBOS.

This is why we can't have nice things.

This year is full of nice things.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?

Puseklepp posted:

This year is full of nice things.

After winning 1-0 against loving Lillestrøm at seven minutes in overtime I tend to agree with you.

L. Ron Mexico
May 14, 2005

Insurrectionist posted:

Football is a lot better when you're not in Tippeligaen tbh*

*Unless you're FFK

Trigger warning on the F word pls

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
football is p bad in my opinion

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
Molde lost again. When will Solskjær move to Malmö?

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
Lol at Molde and also Rosenborg

Turns out Ranheim is actually the best team in central Norway???

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

like watching the most beautiful ballerina on the best stage
For gently caress's sake.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
cool & good

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

like watching the most beautiful ballerina on the best stage
Waking up today was a mistake.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
bruttern OUT.

wtf, i havent been super happy with him, honestly he seems like a bit of a moron, but this smells a bit like the Ola Bye firing, and that did not lead to anything good

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

like watching the most beautiful ballerina on the best stage
lol what this doesn't make sense. With the recent form of Brann RBK is in a good position still to win the league and they're got through in Europe.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
rini coolen will take over as caretaker manager

oh youve never heard about rini coolen? let me tell you that "In 2015 he was coach of the Aruba national football team for 6 weeks.[8]"

good lols

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Aruba aruba andale

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007

rear end cobra posted:

rini coolen will take over as caretaker manager

oh youve never heard about rini coolen? let me tell you that "In 2015 he was coach of the Aruba national football team for 6 weeks.[8]"

good lols

It's v. funny for sure

Maybe the club is looking for some good old new manager luck against Celtic

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

like watching the most beautiful ballerina on the best stage
Apparently NFF is investigating the legality of the Nilsen transfer lol :suicide:

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

I didn't mention it earlier,

but thanks Molde for taking a lovely player of my teams hands, Eikrem sucked in Seattle.

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

like watching the most beautiful ballerina on the best stage
Welp, this transfer went from worst to best in one day. Love it :getin:

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
What's a Molde?

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
Very inconsistent and will dutifully roll over in Russia guaranteed

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Not so fast..

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
Hmmm seems like Zenit should stop taking the first leg lightly soon especially when they're playing at home

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer
I’m st the stadium and this is dire

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

like watching the most beautiful ballerina on the best stage

Insurrectionist posted:

Hmmm seems like Zenit should stop taking the first leg lightly soon especially when they're playing at home

I hope 3-1 was them taking it lightly

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

Puseklepp posted:

I hope 3-1 was them taking it lightly

Yes, for the first 70 minutes with a B-team midfield due to a convergence of injuries and disqualifications.
Then literal memes scored

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
Lol I haven't watched Rosenborg much because Obosliga > Eliteserie but it seems they're really loving garbage, Hansen excepted

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
we're just playing the old 'have everybody except the keeper play like a goddamn wasteman' tactic. classic

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
sarpsborg in the EL group stage lmao

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
At least you can't possibly play worse in the second half

Well done Sarpsborg, don't get your faces smashed in the group stage

As for Molde it would have been insufferable if they managed to beat Zenit and go through so thankfully they crocked that up by conceding the silliest goal

E: I take that first sentence back haha

Insurrectionist fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Aug 30, 2018

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
jesus loving christ

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
lmao unfair but i'll take it

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
lolerenga

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