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azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?


New season coming along. New disappointments. New heroes. New shitlords. This is also the last season that TV 2 will show this marvelous league of ours.

Last season Rosenborg did the double.

Rosenborg BK - Sarpsborg 08 22.11.2015 by Eivind Hauger, on Flickr

Half of these players are now gone.

The teams:

Aalesund

They want John Arne Riise. Staying up, but just barely.


Bodø/Glimt

Sorry Euroboy; your boys will be relegated.


Brann

Look! The circus is back!


Haugesund

Hired the assistant of Ole Gunnar Solskjær as manager. Staying up.


Lillestrøm

I want them to go down. I really really REALLY want them to go down.


Molde

Solskjær is back, and he got Eidur Gudjohnson with him to score all the goals. Potential winners.


Odd

Got some headlines when they won the first leg against Borussia Dortmund last season. Potential winners (but only if they can keep Fagermo).


Rosenborg

Won the last season, will probably do it again. Move along, nothing to see.

Sarpsborg 08

The french invasion in Tippeligaen. Used to have Brian Deane as head coach. Will probably stay up.


Sogndal

Newly promoted. They won nearly every home match last season. Potential relegation candidates. Probably qualification.


Stabæk

Lost Bob Bradley to the french side Le Havre. Now they have a scotsman in charge. Won't go down, but won't win the league either.


Start

Won the playoff against Jerv. Sold Ajer to Celtic. Will go down.


Strømsgodset

Potential winner. Lots of quality, but sold Iver Fossum to Hannover. Bought Parr for the Ødegaard-money.


Tromsø

With relegation looming they sold their top scorer and bought a former TV-host. Going down.


Viking

Kjell Jonevret wanted local lads, but got alot of nigerians. Won't get relegated, but won't win anything either.


Vålerenga

The best club in the world. Will probably win the league.

So guys. Who will win? Who will get relegated? Should we do some toxxes?

azathosk fucked around with this message at 11:49 on Mar 11, 2016

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azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?

Lurgy posted:

Yeah, I think the VIF boys are angry about something.

RBK is just so easy to forget!

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?

Lurgy posted:

It's that there club that selnæsJamtfall used to play for, and soon to be former club of superstars like Helland and Svensson

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
I made a fantasy league at the tv2 manager. Code: 975371-195774

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
Bodø/Glimt is top of the league. Bodø. Glimt.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
We're really good and really bad at the same time. I hate football.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
I'd put all my money in my pockets on Rekdal being the first manager getting the sack this season.

But then I remember he and Trøim are best buddies and VIF can't afford to fire him.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
I love this crazy weird league of ours.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
Hooray! We're in the next round of the cup!

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
3rd round of the cup.
Tirsdag 3.mai klokken 19.00:

Brattvåg - Aalesund (vises på TV 2 Sportskanalen og TV 2 Sumo)

Onsdag 4.mai (kampene spilles klokken 18.00, så sant ikke noe er nevnt):

KFUM Oslo - Vålerenga (spilles 19.00. Vises på TV 2 Sportskanalen og TV 2 Sumo)
Bærum - Stabæk
Asker - Odd
Kongsvinger - Strømmen
Sandefjord - Lillestrøm
Vindbjart - Strømsgodset
Sandnes Ulf - Start
Vidar - Viking (vises på TV 2 Sumo)
Åsane - Haugesund (vises på TV 2 Sumo)
Nest-Sotra - Sogndal
Nardo - Rosenborg (vises på TV 2 Sumo)
Stjørdals-Blink - Molde
Tromsdalen - Tromsø

Torsdag 5.mai:

Fredrikstad - Sarpsborg 08 (spilles klokken 19.00. Vises på TV 2 Sportskanalen og TV 2 Sumo)
Alta - Bodø/Glimt

The next round is being played next week already! (Vålerenga will be knocked out by fuckings Kåffa).

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?

Max Manus posted:

Suck it enga!

Feels good man :getin:

In a match where we didn't suck (except in front of the goal) we lost.

I hate football.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?

L. Ron Mexico posted:

what is hope? just a means to prolong the torment

heia start!

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
Don't worry. We won't get relegated. The squad is ...oh who am I kidding...

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
Winning, signing new players and preparing for a new season with Ronny Deila at the helm. AND a new stadium.

Hopefully we won't get relegated.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
What happened to Brann? They signed alot of Vålerenga rejects and suddenly turned top-3? I don't get this.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
Wow! Round 19 kicks off today. Wonder if Rosenborg plays this round.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
I love football. Now if we just win against Brann next weekend and LSK continues to drop points...

Looking forward to round 29 already.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
We got this players:

Ernest Agyiri (on loan) from Manchester CIty
Thomas Elsebutangen from Pors Grenland
Kristoffer Hay from Hønefoss
Markus Nakkim back from loan at Strømmen
Magnus Retsius Grødem from Bryne

Not one above 20. What is this evil sorcery that prevents us from getting broken, over the hill and old forwards/midfielders?

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
If LSK lose against Stabæk today I think they'll be one of the last three teams in the league.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
Why didn't he pick Rogne and Eikrem?

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
gently caress yes! I love football. Seven games unbeaten, and LSK still managing to getting mixed up in the relegation zone.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?

"All the good leagues have a lion as their logo. Just look at the English Premier League and the Bu...La...Ligu....SCOTTISH PREMIER LEAGUE!"

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?

Insurrectionist posted:

Thank gently caress Start are even worse than us.

Start will win one -1- match this season, and it will be against Lillestrøm at Åråsen.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
Arne Erlandsen is LSKs new head coach. I still think you're getting relegated.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
I agree with Edvardsen on this one, although I would probably be mad as hell if he did this to my team.

This just backfires on LSK. It's great that they use all their energy on debating Edvardsen through the media instead of focusing on just doing better...

I'm starting to be a bit worried about Vålerenga. We've become poo poo the last few games and have a pretty hard schedule, and we will have to fight hard to avoid relegation. I tried to guess the last games of the season and got this table (used this calculator http://www.worldfootball.net/table_calculator/nor-eliteserien/):

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
So ... new round tomorrow! What? No? Stupid WC-qualification...

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?

sofokles posted:

go gently caress yourself

Sorry, two games.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
So why is Start suddenly starting to pick up all the points? Isn't it a bit late for that?

Oh well. Just get in form for next weekend you sweet sweet mackerels.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
Vålerenga - Lillestrøm on Sunday.

Looking forward to the pyro-show almost as much as I'm looking forward to the match itself.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
Round 29 happened yesterday. Vålerenga - LSK as the big match (but Godset - RBK as the most entertaining?). Sogndal and Vålerenga are finally safe from relegation, but Lillestrøm, Bodø/Glimt, Tromsø and Stabæk could all go down.

I got some pictures from the derby between Vålerenga and Lillestrøm:

Vålerenga Fotball - Lillestrøm Sportsklubb 30.10.2016 by Eivind Hauger, on Flickr

Vålerenga Fotball - Lillestrøm Sportsklubb 30.10.2016 by Eivind Hauger, on Flickr

Vålerenga Fotball - Lillestrøm Sportsklubb 30.10.2016 by Eivind Hauger, on Flickr

Vålerenga Fotball - Lillestrøm Sportsklubb 30.10.2016 by Eivind Hauger, on Flickr

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
Due to bad weather during the play-off match between Jerv and Mjøndalen got postponed after 45 minutes or so. Jerv is in the lead 1-0. They will restart the match on saturday or something.

In the other play-off match Kongsvinger won 2-0 against Sandnes Ulf. The winner of Kongsvinger - Jerv/Mjøndalen will play Stabæk in the final round.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
It was a cupfinal yesterday, and I took some pictures.

Rosenborg BK - Kongsvinger IL 20.11.2016 by Eivind Hauger, on Flickr

Rosenborg BK - Kongsvinger IL 20.11.2016 by Eivind Hauger, on Flickr

Rosenborg BK - Kongsvinger IL 20.11.2016 by Eivind Hauger, on Flickr

Rosenborg BK - Kongsvinger IL 20.11.2016 by Eivind Hauger, on Flickr

Rosenborg BK - Kongsvinger IL 20.11.2016 by Eivind Hauger, on Flickr

Rosenborg BK - Kongsvinger IL 20.11.2016 by Eivind Hauger, on Flickr

Rosenborg BK - Kongsvinger IL 20.11.2016 by Eivind Hauger, on Flickr

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
Yup, playing late in November and early december is really REALLY good for Norwegian football.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
Stabæk managed to stay in the Tippeliga with a 2-0 win against Jerv.

This is the final table:


Suprises of the year: LSK didn't get relegated. Brann ended second.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?

Grimble posted:

Sander Berge to Genk. I guess that's the midfield screwed for next season.

We get around 2.5 mill Euro so it's not that bad.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?

jyrka posted:

Hi friends from Norway. Can anyone tell me which clubs if any will be in Turkey for the pre-season?

Hm, don't know. Think they all travel to La Manga and some other place in Spain for pre-season.

Adam Kwarasay Larsen is on his way to Brøndby, while Iven Austbø goes to RBK.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
Austbø, Østbø. Nynorsk vs bokmål.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
New national team coach: Lars Lagerbäck.

Didn't see that coming, to be honest.

azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?

Insurrectionist posted:

Could have been worse. Didn't see how long he's staying on for, would be a significantly less interesting pick if it's just til the end of qualifiers since even he can't get us through at this point.

If nothing happens he will stay on the boat untill 2020.

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azathosk
Aug 20, 2006

Sup guys?
It's only february, but should somebody make a new thread?

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