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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQL7yEUngkE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6YMFRpA5H4

Aesop Poprock fucked around with this message at 14:57 on Mar 10, 2016

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
http://www.ibtimes.com/pawn-star-corey-harrison-responds-chumlees-arrest-instagram-2334827

quote:

Chumlee survived a death hoax in 2003 when a bogus article claimed he died from a marijuana overdose. The reality star took the hoax in stride and posted a video of himself spinning around in a chair and screaming, “I’m alive!”

lool wonder what his regdate was

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

2003? This shows been on over 13 years?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Aesop Poprock posted:

2003? This shows been on over 13 years?

Jesus gently caress

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.
I went into their store once on a slow day. They have incredibly nice, rare items worth a lot of money. It's inverse to the quality of the people who own the store.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

I wanted to buy some cheap power tools the other day so I drove to a pawn shop nearby. I pulled in the parking lot and saw a line of rusty kids bikes out front and immediately turned around because I knew saving a few bucks would not be worth the overwhelming sense of depression and desperation I would encounter if I went inside
A smell of tobacco, sweat, and humam grease.

sperg_testing
Mar 12, 2016

by Lowtax
count olaf from the series of unfortunate events

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


Fat bald guy: "Wow, that one-of-a-kind priceless item is really cool. I've just got to get it for my shop! I just need to get the right price."

*box in the corner of the screen quotes uninteresting facts from wikipedia*

Dumb hick customer: "Yeah, my grandfather brought this priceless item back from the war. He risked his life just getting it back to the States. It is the only one of its kind and was his most prized possession, and the only thing we have to remember him by.
*fat bald guy makes dumb joke, followed by wheezing laughter*

Fat bald guy: "I don't know about anything, so let me call over a guy I know."

*Fat guy brings in a guy he knows who appraises the item for $500,000*

Dumb Hick: "I want $500,000"

Fat bald guy: "I can't do that. You see I have to put it in a case and its going to sit around and I have to sell it at market price. I'll go $8000."

Dumb Hick:" Can you go for 300,000?"

Fat bald guy: "$9000 and that's my final offer."

Dumb Hick: "deal."

My Dad, who watches this poo poo for some reason: "You loving idiot! I cannot believe this poo poo!"

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
How can you have a weight problem and a meth problem

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Your Gay Uncle posted:

How can you have a weight problem and a meth problem

Have you not noticed that he's lost like 150 pounds?

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

I hope they weave this into the story lines

"Chumley go get the old man some coffee. And try not to sexually assault anyone while you're out"

Snickers like that cartoon dog

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

Your Gay Uncle posted:

How can you have a weight problem and a meth problem

he don't have a meth problem, he smokes meth, buys guns, rapes, no problem

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


donkey salami posted:

I hope they weave this into the story lines

"Chumley go get the old man some coffee. And try not to sexually assault anyone while you're out"

Snickers like that cartoon dog

"HHghghhhHHGHGHHHHGGGGHHHHggHH!"

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
A guy who has anything to do with a pawn shop has drug problems? Now I've heard everything.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun
Pawn Stars used to have loads of product placements for Subway. Maybe Chumlee had a Jared style transformation that changed his personality as he slimmed down?

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008

SEX BURRITO posted:

Pawn Stars used to have loads of product placements for Subway. Maybe Chumlee had a Jared style transformation that changed his personality as he slimmed down?

So, uuhuhuhh what you're saying here is he uuuhhhhh ATE FRESH????

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

SEX BURRITO posted:

Pawn Stars used to have loads of product placements for Subway. Maybe Chumlee had a Jared style transformation that changed his personality as he slimmed down?

With the Jared host in prison, the fat lich has to find a new body with which to crime.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Lmao thanks for posting this, this looks good

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

just from looking at that guy you can at least tell that he needs weed to stay alive, definitely a weed machine kinda guy

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
If only Chummers had bought the Robosaurus, he wouldn't be in this mess now. Get in the Robot Chumlee.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
There's this weird line of porn videos lately on all the gay tube sites where they take place in a pawn shop. The story is that some guy tries to steal from the shop so all the guys who work there take him in the back and buttfuck him.

I don't much care for the videos because they try to make it look real by blurring out the thief's face, and if I can't see a guy's face when he's taking on a log I just can't jizz to it.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

criscodisco posted:

There's this weird line of porn videos lately on all the gay tube sites where they take place in a pawn shop. The story is that some guy tries to steal from the shop so all the guys who work there take him in the back and buttfuck him.

I don't much care for the videos because they try to make it look real by blurring out the thief's face, and if I can't see a guy's face when he's taking on a log I just can't jizz to it.

Uhh...You're gay?

wiley e. sheep
Feb 15, 2016

by zen death robot

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

There's a whole line of those videos?

Link for research or something

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

The majority of GBS is gay if you haven't been paying attention. THS and all of us weren't being ironic in posting that

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
#freecummy

Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx
i watched an episode of cajun pawn stars where they haggled over shrimp

MD2020
May 30, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

criscodisco posted:

There's this weird line of porn videos lately on all the gay tube sites where they take place in a pawn shop. The story is that some guy tries to steal from the shop so all the guys who work there take him in the back and buttfuck him.

I don't much care for the videos because they try to make it look real by blurring out the thief's face, and if I can't see a guy's face when he's taking on a log I just can't jizz to it.

They fave the same concept for straight porn, with the girl trying to steal from the owner.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Whats the story on the supremely old lethargic stroke-personified that is molderin' in the corner

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

ElGroucho posted:

Whats the story on the supremely old lethargic stroke-personified that is molderin' in the corner

Genesplicer is still a mod

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Shaquin posted:

how do you get a warrant for searching his home based on a sexual assault allegation???

Lots of ways? :confused:

The sexual assault could have taken place at the home.

He could have had a weapon during the crime that they're looking for.

He could have drugged her and they're looking for drugs.

That's like three right there.

Oaken Ralph
Nov 23, 2015

the great deceiver posted:

levar burton went to my high school. who wants my fukkin autograph

I want your autograph, if you provide me with a certificate of authenticity so I don't need to wait the bald guy call an expert.

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006


I'm glad he survived having a hoax, that must have been a close one.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

FIRST TIME posted:

Lots of ways? :confused:

The sexual assault could have taken place at the home.

He could have had a weapon during the crime that they're looking for.

He could have drugged her and they're looking for drugs.

That's like three right there.

You speak with alarming familiarity on the subject. Why aren't you a mod

The Revenant
Feb 2, 2016

by Lowtax
What was his crime

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading
This seems pretty fake a poo poo. Which is not unusual for reality TV, but more so than is typical

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

The Revenant posted:

What was his crime

Being fat in a pawn shop.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Applewhite posted:

Sounds like he'll never be the "head" of a major corporation, OP :smug:

i edont get it

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i died from a marijuana over dose onmce

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i got better #montypything

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