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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Ryoshi posted:

This cannot possibly be real, that's loving hilarious.

Aren't pretty much all $100+ collectors editions of games just huge ripoffs and it's been like that forever? They know the only people buying them are the crazy fanatic fanboys who won't complain even if it's a huge waste of money

Seriously though that thing looks like someone's first attempt at using a 3D printer

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Brick Shipment
Jun 22, 2009


Can $100+ collector's edition game things be my least favorite product? I know I don't have to buy them, but every so often there's maybe one neat thing in them, like an art book or a patch or something, that I wouldn't mind owning but it's bundled in some expensive collector's edition that comes with an embarrassing nerd statue and dozens of other cheap little trinkets and posters.
It feels nice seeing mountains of discounted limited collector's editions piled up in game stores months after release though.

The_White_Crane
May 10, 2008

Hahahahahahahahaha! :neckbeard:
Oh god, that's terrible!

quote:

Judging from the picture the replica looks great and will be interesting to see how it feels actually holding it.
No, judging from the original picture it looked like a half-arsed photoshop.
And the real item is staggeringly bad. That may be the worst piece of "collector's edition" merchandise I've ever seen.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Aesop Poprock posted:

Seriously though that thing looks like someone's first attempt at using a 3D printer
This is the first thing I thought when I saw it. Yowza.

Brick Shipment posted:

every so often there's maybe one neat thing in them, like an art book or a patch or something
This drives me nuts. I hate when they bundle the small stuff in with the EXCLUSIVE figurine or iPhone case or whatever the main selling point is. Offer the cheap poo poo as a preorder bonus instead, guys :argh:

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

Brick Shipment posted:

Can $100+ collector's edition game things be my least favorite product? I know I don't have to buy them, but every so often there's maybe one neat thing in them, like an art book or a patch or something, that I wouldn't mind owning but it's bundled in some expensive collector's edition that comes with an embarrassing nerd statue and dozens of other cheap little trinkets and posters.

Oh god, FFXV is getting a special soundtrack that only comes with the $ 130270! special edition with only 30k copies that sold in moments and doesn't ship where I live anyway. :shepface: I like game soundtracks, dammit. :smith:

E: VVV poo poo, had it mixed up with the other SE on my mind, thanks.

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Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

AlphaKretin posted:

Oh god, FFXV is getting a special soundtrack that only comes with the $130 special edition with only 30k copies that sold in moments and doesn't ship where I live anyway. :shepface: I like game soundtracks, dammit. :smith:

You're close, it was actually $270!

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Aesop Poprock posted:

Aren't pretty much all $100+ collectors editions of games just huge ripoffs and it's been like that forever? They know the only people buying them are the crazy fanatic fanboys who won't complain even if it's a huge waste of money

Seriously though that thing looks like someone's first attempt at using a 3D printer

There's no game in there. It's the collector's edition of a strategy guide.

MacFoon
Jul 25, 2007
It was near Halloween and I needed hand soap, so I got this because it was cheap:

Softsoap "Spider Web Berries". Hard to screw up hand soap, right?



You know that "Curry and Feet" smell of a lovely college apartment?

Well combine that with "Robitussin", and I guess that's what "Spider Web Berries" Smell like.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Tastes like somebody melted a lime popsicle into a normal can of steel reserve

nocal
Mar 7, 2007

Wanamingo posted:



Tastes like somebody melted a lime popsicle into a normal can of steel reserve

When I was a broke college student who was regularly blacking out, Steel Reserve is the only beer that I can distinctly remember choosing not to finish.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


If we're talking about lovely alcohol, I put forth this:



Dead Crow bourbon-flavoured beer. Hey, I love bourbon, I love beer. Worth a try I thought.

This though, this tastes like literal chilled vomit in a bottle. It remains, to date, the only beer I've ever been unable to finish. Hell, I didn't make it past a couple of swigs.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Forgot to post this last week-- this beer tastes like bitter burnt rye. Way too expensive for "vanilla cream stout" that doesn't have a hint of vanilla to it. It ended up being a boring old dark ale.

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new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth

Frankston posted:

If we're talking about lovely alcohol, I put forth this:



Dead Crow bourbon-flavoured beer. Hey, I love bourbon, I love beer. Worth a try I thought.

This though, this tastes like literal chilled vomit in a bottle. It remains, to date, the only beer I've ever been unable to finish. Hell, I didn't make it past a couple of swigs.

Same for that awful tequila beer Occulto. Got six pack, threw one out, gave away five.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Do services count? I overheard a co-worker having a loud conversation trying to arrange an appointment for her dog to see a dog chiropractor.

e: I'm based in Brisbane so it was probably this guy

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Do services count? I overheard a co-worker having a loud conversation trying to arrange an appointment for her dog to see a dog chiropractor.

e: I'm based in Brisbane so it was probably this guy



"Yeah just throw your dog in my wacked out trailer and I'll violently snap his neck. He'll love it. This is a solid business idea"

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Frankston posted:

Dead Crow bourbon-flavoured beer. Hey, I love bourbon, I love beer. Worth a try I thought.

Reminds me of a beer I tried that was "matured in oak barrels that were whisky conditioned" except that it was actually really good.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Tiggum posted:

whisky conditioned

I think I just found a good way of describing my liver

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Frankston posted:

If we're talking about lovely alcohol, I put forth this:

If we're talking about lovely alcohol, I put forth IPAs.

All of them.

They taste like hard bitter piss. Why would anyone voluntarily drink an IPA? Unless you're literally a British explorer in India, and you have to fortify your beer with extra hops so it won't go bad on your trip, there is no reason to ever drink an IPA.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

If we're talking about lovely alcohol, I put forth IPAs.

All of them.

They taste like hard bitter piss. Why would anyone voluntarily drink an IPA? Unless you're literally a British explorer in India, and you have to fortify your beer with extra hops so it won't go bad on your trip, there is no reason to ever drink an IPA.

IPAs are terrible, but in a good way

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

That's loving hilarious

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

They weren't lying about the resin part, that is very clearly the product of a <$100 resin 3D printer

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

The OtterBox for iPhones.

This is a case that's supposed to protect one's phone, and I'm uncertain of its claim to that (although it probably does a good job of it since it's so thick), but you can't obscure or cover that Apple logo on the back, oh no siree!



Just another hole for dirt and dust to get into (unless there's a thin window that covers the logo that I'm unaware of), and when you take your phone out of its case for whatever reason, you'd have this worn scratchy circle outline over the Apple logo. Pretentious as gently caress is what it it is, and this is coming from an iPhone owner.

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Problem!
Jan 1, 2007

I am the queen of France.

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Do services count? I overheard a co-worker having a loud conversation trying to arrange an appointment for her dog to see a dog chiropractor.

e: I'm based in Brisbane so it was probably this guy



I took my dog to an agility trial the other weekend and we ended up next to a dog chirporactor advertising their services. I thought they wouldn't get much business but people eat that poo poo up. Dog isn't running fast enough or knocking bars? Can't possibly be your bad handling, dog must be out of alignment! Here's $40 for you to pet my dog for 5 minutes and give me an excuse for why it's not my fault the dog didn't run well!

I was in awe and considered getting into it myself because hell yeah $40 to pet a dog and throw some vaguely scientific words at people.

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value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Trader Joe's green tea matcha latte drink mix. GARBAGE. I've never had something that was green colored, but tasted like cardboard. It's like liquid chalk in my mouth. No amount of sugar can drown out the bitter chalky blandness. It's like the powdered milk part was rotten or something.

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


You Are A Elf posted:

The OtterBox for iPhones.

This is a case that's supposed to protect one's phone, and I'm uncertain of its claim to that (although it probably does a good job of it since it's so thick), but you can't obscure or cover that Apple logo on the back, oh no siree!



Just another hole for dirt and dust to get into (unless there's a thin window that covers the logo that I'm unaware of), and when you take your phone out of its case for whatever reason, you'd have this worn scratchy circle outline over the Apple logo. Pretentious as gently caress is what it it is, and this is coming from an iPhone owner.

I thought cases were supposed to protect primarily against impacts, where the hole doesn't affect anything.

But my Android phone's Otter box doesn't have a logo hole at all. :smug:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
My Armor series otterbox doesn't show the apple logo.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I have a (much thinner) case with that logo hole on mine. They were the only ones in stock when I got it, and I haven't really thought of it until now (like 18 months later) to just buy a new one.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



You Are A Elf posted:

The OtterBox for iPhones.

This is a case that's supposed to protect one's phone, and I'm uncertain of its claim to that (although it probably does a good job of it since it's so thick), but you can't obscure or cover that Apple logo on the back, oh no siree!



Just another hole for dirt and dust to get into (unless there's a thin window that covers the logo that I'm unaware of), and when you take your phone out of its case for whatever reason, you'd have this worn scratchy circle outline over the Apple logo. Pretentious as gently caress is what it it is, and this is coming from an iPhone owner.

They DO have a thin window over the logo hole. I know because I have an OtterBox on my iPhone.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

They DO have a thin window over the logo hole. I know because I have an OtterBox on my iPhone.

Thanks for the clarification on whether they had a window or not. I couldn't tell yesterday when I was shopping for a new case because the store had them locked up tight.

Woolie Wool posted:

I thought cases were supposed to protect primarily against impacts, where the hole doesn't affect anything.

They are. The window is more of an aesthetic thing than a protector, but I just think it's dumb as poo poo to put that window there in the first place because I guess people will look down on you or something if you cover up that Apple logo. It becomes just another smartphone instead of an ~iPhone™©~.

Not holding anything against owners of OtterBoxes, though. Personal choice is all.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
I have the Preserver waterproof one and it doesn't have a hole in the back which I like because then people don't know I have an iPhone. Plus my phone is pristine despite dropping it once a week at least (I am clumsy).

This should go in the "recommended" thread. Otter box is good imo.

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK

You Are A Elf posted:

Thanks for the clarification on whether they had a window or not. I couldn't tell yesterday when I was shopping for a new case because the store had them locked up tight.


They are. The window is more of an aesthetic thing than a protector, but I just think it's dumb as poo poo to put that window there in the first place because I guess people will look down on you or something if you cover up that Apple logo. It becomes just another smartphone instead of an ~iPhone™©~.

Not holding anything against owners of OtterBoxes, though. Personal choice is all.

I see that logo hole so often I figured Apple had some deal worked out where if you were making a case to fit their phones you had to leave their logo unobstructed. If people are choosing their case based on whether or not you can see that its an iphone, that's just really sad.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Christo posted:

I see that logo hole so often I figured Apple had some deal worked out where if you were making a case to fit their phones you had to leave their logo unobstructed. If people are choosing their case based on whether or not you can see that its an iphone, that's just really sad.

There is a huge market for people who are in low income brackets but who make large single purchases on one item because they want to own the best version of that item no matter what. Be it a pair of Nikes, a PS4, or an iPhone you can bet that if it leaves the house there will be some way to protect it (because again, you're spending maybe all your extra money you get for several months or even a year on this one nice thing) but also let every motherfucker on the block know you have a loving IPHONE. I grew up in a small pretty poor town and this was a hugely prevalent mentality. Some dude would blow his entire paycheck, disability check and a bunch of his military pension payments on a motorcycle and you bet he would find endless excuses to drive that thing somewhere in a town that is literally a half mile wide. Not to mention he'd probably get a huge Harley keychain with it too, so even when you didn't see him drive up you would still bear witness to the greatness and class that is his bitchin' hog.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Well, to be fair, everyone who rides a Harley spends as much on Harley merch as they do on their actual bikes.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Because I'm lazy and like slip on shoes and loafers I used to buy variations of these Sanuk things on and off



And looking back I have no idea why. They're ugly, fall apart way too quick and they're expensive as hell for what they are. I would seriously buy a pair like every summer I'd go to the beach and within a few months they'd be totalled

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Happened to catch a cold, and in my rush to refill on cough drops during a break at work I picked up some of these from a nearby healthfood store. Not only are they almost completely flavorless, but they're leaving a chalky feeling in my mouth. I may as well be sucking on a rock.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.




Very low on flavour, and strangely hard. Not so much crisp or crunchy or tough, just a lot more solid than you're expecting. Not unpleasant, but odd and slightly off-putting, and the fact that they taste of almost nothing isn't helping.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

You Are A Elf posted:

The OtterBox for iPhones.

This is a case that's supposed to protect one's phone, and I'm uncertain of its claim to that (although it probably does a good job of it since it's so thick), but you can't obscure or cover that Apple logo on the back, oh no siree!



Just another hole for dirt and dust to get into (unless there's a thin window that covers the logo that I'm unaware of), and when you take your phone out of its case for whatever reason, you'd have this worn scratchy circle outline over the Apple logo. Pretentious as gently caress is what it it is, and this is coming from an iPhone owner.

Yea dude, there is a plastic window. And wouldn't caring about a scratchy circle outline be Pretentious as gently caress ?


I will also defend the Meat Claws that Mr Brown hates. They are indispensable if you make pulled pork often.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

bongwizzard posted:


I will also defend the Meat Claws that Mr Brown hates. They are indispensable if you make pulled pork often.

Just use two forks.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
The meat claws are like a hundred times faster. They only do one thing, but they do it so loving well it will blow your mind.

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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



bongwizzard posted:

I will also defend the Meat Claws that Mr Brown hates. They are indispensable if you make pulled pork often.

Same. I bought some a few weeks ago and they own.

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