what is that man doing to his coffee maker

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Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

look, its not complicated - get yourself one of these:

Quick prep for delicious espresso. che cazzo with this spergy IoT french press poo poo.

sent from my phone after i kissed my fingers and threw them up im the air like chef boyardee

# ¿ Apr 16, 2016 13:23

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# ¿ May 1, 2024 04:16

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

i almost accidentally spilled some coffee today, but got to drink all of it instead. crisis averted/mission accomplished.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2016 01:58

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

Fill the pot when its run out of coffee, office fuckers

# ¿ Apr 20, 2016 14:46

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

laffo if you don't make your coffee at home and take it to work

we have Lavazza here though..

# ¿ Apr 20, 2016 19:15

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

triple sulk posted:

coffee dumps and more coffee

every morning, my friend

# ¿ Apr 21, 2016 16:27

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

maniacdevnull posted:

Need coffee now

here you go

# ¿ Apr 24, 2016 15:06

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

me rn

# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 15:04

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

Sniep posted:

C coffee S:

SHUT THE LID, YOU MONSTER

# ¿ Apr 28, 2016 23:29

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

Sniep posted:

huh? how can you watch it brew when the lid is shut? you need to watch during the full brew process to know when to pull up from heat / when to dunk in cold water to hard-stop.

if ur serious, you make some goddamn awful moka pot coffee

i guess i am a scrub, but i have been taught to treat it as a tea kettle almost. plus, if the top is left of, poo poo will spray everywhere near the end?

# ¿ Apr 29, 2016 00:39

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

commandeered the office pot this morning to make some delicious joe.

# ¿ May 4, 2016 14:53

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

Cat Face Joe posted:

post lunch coffee y/n?

# ¿ May 4, 2016 18:51

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

Smythe posted:

best part of this: when theyre talking about times to enjoy coffee, and at lunch the dude has a fatty stoge. epic lunch moves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpwK_Kk5QXY

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# ¿ May 5, 2016 15:01

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

Wake up and fill the cup.

# ¿ May 14, 2016 14:37

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

EndlessRagdoll posted:

Give up on the mug. Go for the can.

is it... good?

# ¿ May 20, 2016 15:24

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

yard salad posted:

Getting an espresso rn

good choice

# ¿ May 25, 2016 17:34

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

I'm drinking tea rn, probate please.

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# ¿ Jun 2, 2016 19:41

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

had some premium beanage this morning

# ¿ Jun 3, 2016 17:32

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

drinking iced coffee in a hot server room.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2016 18:49

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

Three cup day..

# ¿ Jun 23, 2016 19:29

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

Captain Foo posted:

Lol if that's high intake for you

I got a bigass mug?

# ¿ Jun 24, 2016 00:04

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

stumbling to the office coffee

# ¿ Jun 29, 2016 20:37

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

# ¿ Jul 1, 2016 16:50

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

My coworker has sworn off coffee, so I'm double-fisting the stuff atm

# ¿ Jul 5, 2016 20:28

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

could really go for a cup of joe rn

# ¿ Jul 9, 2016 23:44

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

proud founder of the office NCNSC - No Creamer Nor Sugar Club

# ¿ Jul 11, 2016 18:56

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

I like my coffee like I like my nights - black. depriving the senses to the point where it has you shrieking in feral bewilderness.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2016 19:02

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

its really nice and breezy today so i'm having my coffee outside

# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 18:26

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

coffee after fruit

# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 23:35

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

bump_fn posted:

thinking about making some decaf to unwind this evening

"Thou shalt not partake of decaf (all!)"

# ¿ Jul 15, 2016 18:03

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

coffee while watching the rain come in, for that classic sunday morning feeling

# ¿ Jul 17, 2016 15:55

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

maniacdevnull posted:

I had coffee and now I'm pooping

i'm typing this from my regular posting station as well.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2016 16:37

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

relevant bean chartage

http://www.kounta.com/coffee/

# ¿ Jul 20, 2016 19:18

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

Sniep posted:

code:

                        <div class="cupsItem">
                            <figure>
                                <img src="http://www.kounta.com/wp-content/themes/kounta2013/coffee-images/svg/cup-4.svg" alt=""/>
                            </figure>
                            <p data-number="132.16">0</p>
                            <span>FLAT WHITE</span>
                        </div>

lmbo

# ¿ Jul 20, 2016 19:52

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

shut up and drink dem beans

# ¿ Jul 22, 2016 21:57

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

its extremely hot weather today but i'm still firing up the moka pot.

# ¿ Jul 24, 2016 15:11

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

I bought an espresso today and it was... bad. wtf.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2016 21:36

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

early to the office, so at least i get to brew the coffee here myself and not gently caress it up

# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 14:24

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

https://www.amazon.com/Wacaco-Company-MPGR100-MiniPresso-Espresso/dp/B00VTA9F6U/

lmao

# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 16:39

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

mmmmm, love that pisspresso

# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 16:40

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# ¿ May 1, 2024 04:16

Rooney McNibnug: Sep 2, 2008; "Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."

i had funkin gonuts today. i missed the moka.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2016 01:31

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