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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

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dicks out for colombe?

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Sep 11, 2001

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Visual GNUdio posted:

that's a hell of a guess, as i live in a 150-year-old high school building converted into yuppie condos

that's :cool:

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Sep 11, 2001

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seriously, is that desk custom-made? i love the look of it

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Sep 11, 2001

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Visual GNUdio posted:

apologies in advance for non-coffee content here..

The desk frame is a GeekDesk Max lift, then I designed the surface/rack units/monitor risers in sketchup to fit in the room and cut them from maple butcherblock

drat, you don't do things half-assed, do you? :)

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Sep 11, 2001

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Visual GNUdio posted:

lol if you chug coffee so slowly that it gets cold
double lol if you don't just drink it anyway

i need it to cool off before i can drink it, but once it's below that point, it's getting drunk

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Sep 11, 2001

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Visual GNUdio posted:

Standard protocol is to let it cool for 8-10 minutes.

In other news, there are in fact standard protocols for coffee slurpin'.



:staredog:

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Sep 11, 2001

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The work was the winner of the parodic Ig Nobel Prize for Literature in 1999.[2][3]

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Sep 11, 2001

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big scary monsters posted:

burnt my tongue trying to drink my coffee too hot, still drank it though

they should make straws out of ice

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Sep 11, 2001

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teen bear posted:

how noticeable are the effects of a decent grinder

depends on how much you like gay sex :haw:


c coffee s: praline-flavored, i think? :shrug:

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Sep 11, 2001

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i wonder what would happen if you bathed in coffee. there are people in the bible who bathe in milk, but maybe coffee would do the job better

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Sep 11, 2001

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Silver Alicorn posted:

building I work @ is new construction so I have to drink it at the cafeteria

what, are they afraid you might spill some on their precious new building?

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Sep 11, 2001

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Captain Foo posted:

don't put ice in you are hot coffee but iced coffee is extremely good

isn't that how you make iced coffee? by putting ice in it?

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Sep 11, 2001

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Captain Foo posted:

you don't put ice in a mugga hot and then drink it wtf

what, you need some kind of artisan to put the ice in it?

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Sep 11, 2001

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BONGHITZ posted:

is it a coffee machine?

doesn't matter; if james bond uses it, it's awesome :swoon:

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Sep 11, 2001

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how come they don't have "plain-rear end normal cup of coffee" in that chart?

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Sep 11, 2001

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Red Square Bear posted:

I'm trying to switch from work-soda to work-coffee. It's making me poop a lot.

it keeps your gall bladder active

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Sep 11, 2001

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bump_fn posted:

there was a dead cockroach in my coffee pot this morning and I'm still extremely upset about it

leave it in the pot for the next round of coffee. then you can drink it and gain its power

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Sep 11, 2001

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finished up my work coffee; thinking about what would be involved in a home coffee maker that could make the coffee on a timer so that it was ready when the alarm went off

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Sep 11, 2001

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at the date posted:

Coffee drinking is a perfect metonym for the decay of Western civilization. The civil rights movement fizzles out under the weight of coffee-sipping slam poets. The constant upward transfer of wealth is masked by yuppie enthusiasm for pumpkin lattes. Middle-class Americans fetishize the "industrial aesthetic" of coffee shops and baristas who cosplay as skilled laborers while manufacturing jobs flee the country and proletarian resentment grows. Twenty-somethings who honestly believe in the possibility of progress yet have never voted use the latest cell phone to share with thousands of strangers the gritty diarrhea they squirted out of a machine that cost more than the salary of a Liberian doctor. If Trump becomes President, or his inevitable successor, some other nationalist demagogue with the rough edges filed down, historians will trace a chain of escalating causes that closely tracks the rising price of a flat white in Brooklyn.



what the hell are those tilted glass things?

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Sep 11, 2001

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keurig "breakfast blend" is better than "dark magic"

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Sep 11, 2001

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Captain Foo posted:

the sludge is brewin' folks

the sludge must flow

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Sep 11, 2001

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Visual GNUdio posted:

The worst part about hazelnut coffee is that syrup sticks to fuckin EVERYTHING. You'll never get the smell out of your grinder. Production facilities will generally run fully separate lines for any flavored beans due to this reason, and everyone in the industry loving hates them as a result. If you want to dump syrups into your drink like a fuckin 5 year old, do it after the coffee is brewed, slathering the roasted bean in it is just stupid.

i worked at a gas station during college. the coffee machine had three types -- normal, decaf, and hazelnut. i can no longer stand the smell of hazelnut coffee

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Sep 11, 2001

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Bhodi posted:

can't make a cappuccino or latte without milk

i just drink plain black coffee

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Sep 11, 2001

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is there any liquor that you can't put in egg nog?

probably not sambuca

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Sep 11, 2001

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Captain Foo posted:

prefect with a good food-related opinion dang

:peanut:

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Sep 11, 2001

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Cat Face Joe posted:

i knew something was wrong with the coffee today by the color. turns out it was some "special" garbo someone brought in. dumped it out and made real stuff

what color was it?

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Sep 11, 2001

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new coffee machine has been delivered. i have to actually plug it in and put water and coffee in it and so forth, though

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Sep 11, 2001

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c coffee s: i just swallowed a mouthful of coffee grounds. thanks, jura

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Sep 11, 2001

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Cocoa Crispies posted:

why would scotch whisky have coffee grounds in it?

i don't put scotch in my coffee at work. i am a responsible adult :smuggo:

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Sep 11, 2001

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i have had two "cafe mochas" from the keurig this morning. it's apparently half coffee, half hot chocolate

maybe less than half coffee. it's weak

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Sep 11, 2001

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Captain Foo posted:

bruh

get better coffee options

there's also a jura machine, but every time i use that, i seem to get an awful lot of coffee grounds in my cup

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Sep 11, 2001

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the dunkin donuts coffee i bought says two tablespoons per six ounces of cold water. that seems like a lot. is that a lot?

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Sep 11, 2001

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Captain Foo posted:

yes, but i have literally never measured coffee, always eyeball

i am not shooting coffee into my eyeballs, thankyewverymuch

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Sep 11, 2001

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i didn't think gin would work with coffee, so yesterday i put kahlua in my mug. too sweet :(

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Sep 11, 2001

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Captain Foo posted:

well, you're insanely right on the first part :stare:

make irish coffee prefect

all i had left for liquor was gin, kahlua, and this nuclear-yellow stuff. it comes in a bottle that's ridiculously tall. can't remember the name

edit: "galliano" (https://www.google.com/search?q=yellow+liquor+tall+bottle&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8)


edit edit: lol

Although different variations of coffee cocktails pre-date the now-classic Irish coffee by at least 100 years, the original Irish coffee was invented and named by Joe Sheridan, a head chef in Foynes, County Limerick but originally from Castlederg, County Tyrone. The coffee was conceived after a group of American passengers disembarked from a Pan Am flying boat on a miserable winter evening in the 1940s. Sheridan added whiskey to the coffee to warm the passengers. After the passengers asked if they were being served Brazilian coffee, Sheridan told them it was "Irish coffee".[2][3]

prefect fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Dec 12, 2016

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Sep 11, 2001

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:raise:

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Sep 11, 2001

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Captain Foo posted:

spro:espresso::za:pizza

so it's a vile linguistic monstrosity. understood

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Sep 11, 2001

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PuTTY riot posted:

whats a good espresso machine that doesnt cost a bajillion dollars and also does milk for a cafe au lait?

also whats a good regular coffee maker w/ a timer? how bad is my mr coffee + maxwell house? do i have the taste of donald trump?

the wirecutter/sweethome says hamilton beach

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Sep 11, 2001

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Podima posted:

this is actually a thing?

some people put salt and eggshells in the coffee grounds

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Sep 11, 2001

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Cat Face Joe posted:

hosed up if true

http://coffeefaq.com/site/node/51

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