The Consultant posted:

Hell I'd take 04, would have liked to have access to join with a credit card that year. Waited patiently to join an online forum for 2 years - lurked instead. Still just lurk, go figure.

fist4jesus posted:

Such a mild voicemail. Getting too old to cockslap a child, or is this perhaps a play to rile him up and get more Canadabux?

Hobo Pyro posted:

hey alex next time you're going to blow $400 on the forums can you maybe just paypal it to me instead and ill save you some trouble and shitpost for you

ethanol posted:

I'll shitpost for a dollar

Hobo Pyro posted:

get with the program join the shitposters union

YouAreStoopud posted:

I haven't read GBS in at least 5 years, and see this joke. I wonder how many people still get it?

Angela Christine posted:

It is kind of weird that on his first account his only posts were in E/N. When I started reading the front page many years ago, my first thought wasn't "this comedy site is where I would go looking for emotional support after a breakup". There are plenty of other more supportive places online to be a sadsack.

Smash it Smash hit posted:

when i first joined i went to EN cause it seemed like the best place to troll and mock people?

Lt. Tanaka posted:

Shame on you for not giving honest helpful advice to suffering goons.

YouAreStoopud posted:

I haven't read GBS in at least 5 years, and see this joke. I wonder how many people still get it?

Lt. Tanaka posted:

Perhaps he prefers the honest, curt, hard love approach of SA?
I know I do.

Y-Hat posted:

alex tweeted his gmail, should i post it here

Commie NedFlanders posted:

if we wanted the forums to be an RSS feed of his twitter account, he wouldn't be banned

reallivedinosaur posted:

who can really say

FrankieGoes posted:

Sounds like this broad would be chill to just have a beer and hang out with.

Commie NedFlanders posted:

sounds like someone i would agree with on like 90% of things but whom i would relentlessly troll anyway

broken sadbrain from Toronto posted:

"As a result, I've become something of an urban legend in my gaming communities, a ghost story, cult figure, polarizing at times and mediating at others"

autoaim.cfg posted:

I mean, I know he's legit insane and all that, but still.... GODDAMN! That's some pro-tier delusions, right there.

Minimalist Program posted:

Aren't you that one extremely weird bald dude who spent the better part of a year singlehandedly maintaining a gbs thread + stalking wiki about that one autistic horror writer, and you videofilmed yourself shirtless and playing the ukulele about/at him, for old GBS lols?

serious norman posted:

Why are crazy ppl drawn to the kyankas

Drunk & Ugly posted:

Minimalist Program posted:

Aren't you that one extremely weird bald dude who spent the better part of a year singlehandedly maintaining a gbs thread + stalking wiki about that one autistic horror writer, and you videofilmed yourself shirtless and playing the ukulele about/at him, for old GBS lols?

autoaim.cfg posted:

Pretty sure that there were plenty of people propping that thread up, it went on for ages, but you clearly remember my contributions. You're talking about Nickolaus Pacione, a severely deranged loon who was a "thing" back in the days, yes. He's still at it, by the way, crazy as a badger on meth. There wasn't a "stalking wiki", but he's got his own Encyclopedia Dramatica entry. I had nothing to do with that, although I did put up a site featuring his crazy written and video rants, for shits and giggles, yeah. Cinema Pacione, I think we called it. It's long since dead now. The ukulele thing is completely unrelated, but I did do something like that. It was like a "please don't post bad threads" song, that I just whipped up as a response to some horrible thread. I had clothes on though... don't know where you got the shirtless thing from, but it does sound like something I'd do, so I've probably done something like that too. poo poo, now I have to go dig into my FTP. It's literally been years and years.

Minimalist Program posted:

Aren't you that one extremely weird bald dude who spent the better part of a year singlehandedly maintaining a gbs thread + stalking wiki about that one autistic horror writer, and you videofilmed yourself shirtless and playing the ukulele about/at him, for old GBS lols?

Ivor Biggun posted:

Six pictures of a cat. IDGI.

autoaim.cfg posted:

Pretty sure that there were plenty of people propping that thread up, it went on for ages, but you clearly remember my contributions. You're talking about Nickolaus Pacione, a severely deranged loon who was a "thing" back in the days, yes. He's still at it, by the way, crazy as a badger on meth. There wasn't a "stalking wiki", but he's got his own Encyclopedia Dramatica entry. I had nothing to do with that, although I did put up a site featuring his crazy written and video rants, for shits and giggles, yeah. Cinema Pacione, I think we called it. It's long since dead now. The ukulele thing is completely unrelated, but I did do something like that. It was like a "please don't post bad threads" song, that I just whipped up as a response to some horrible thread. I had clothes on though... don't know where you got the shirtless thing from, but it does sound like something I'd do, so I've probably done something like that too. poo poo, now I have to go dig into my FTP. It's literally been years and years.

Drunk & Ugly posted:

Wait wait am I too late
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Help

autoaim.cfg posted:

Pretty sure that there were plenty of people propping that thread up, it went on for ages, but you clearly remember my contributions. You're talking about Nickolaus Pacione, a severely deranged loon who was a "thing" back in the days, yes. He's still at it, by the way, crazy as a badger on meth. There wasn't a "stalking wiki", but he's got his own Encyclopedia Dramatica entry. I had nothing to do with that, although I did put up a site featuring his crazy written and video rants, for shits and giggles, yeah. Cinema Pacione, I think we called it. It's long since dead now. The ukulele thing is completely unrelated, but I did do something like that. It was like a "please don't post bad threads" song, that I just whipped up as a response to some horrible thread. I had clothes on though... don't know where you got the shirtless thing from, but it does sound like something I'd do, so I've probably done something like that too. poo poo, now I have to go dig into my FTP. It's literally been years and years.

autoaim.cfg posted:

I went digging into the FTP and I think I know where the "shirtless" thing came from. It was most likely another "response to a horribly bad thread" I did in 2008.

I'm flabbergasted that someone actually remembers this. We're talking about poo poo I posted one time eight years ago.
Should I be worried about Minimalist Program sending me love letters about him wanting to sex me up in a bear skin rug in front of a fireplace, written in his menstrual blood now?