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Tales of a holodeck janitor. Also the one about the weird love triangle between circus clowns that go on a violent rampage or something.
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The one about the prison where things get more and more cosmically weird.
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Mar 14, 2016 09:26
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There was a rom game review of I think a Polish game. Gayest game ever and made no sense and had me laughing till it hurt And the review of swap.avi after being talked about so much here I had to read to believe
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Mar 14, 2016 09:44
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I liked the one about Dr. Thormps wierd m'ed up penis.
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Mar 14, 2016 09:54
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"I like Marlboro flip top box" pops into my head all the time to this day.
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Mar 14, 2016 11:20
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Tupac's Commonplace Book
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i like dthe icq pranks and that guy with the picturtes of people and he would say thing about the people in the pictures and they were mean and funny things
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Mar 14, 2016 12:04
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i also liked it when he would write about obese women weearing funny pointed hats pretending to be a mexican child
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i also remember that homeless man from i think it was newt york and he said he was a wizard and he had a big white beard. and some people rang him up and did a prank of him and it went for half an hour. and he was polite through the whole thing and he seemed happy at first that someone was talking to him aboiut being a wizard but they started talking about orcs and then he knew they were making fun iof him but he was still polite. and i think him name was blackwolf the dragon master
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the old man with the rude 'tude was cliff yabolnski http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff-yablonski/
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edit: and here is the black wolf the dra gon master page http://www.somethingawful.com/news/interview-with-dragonmaster/ unfortunately the interview doesnt exist buyt wait i had an idea its not archived never mind lonesomedwarf fucked around with this message at 12:18 on Mar 14, 2016 |
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Mar 14, 2016 12:12
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The Friend is definitely the one that's stuck with me the longest. It's just...unsettling. Golan the Insatiable did manage to make it to television so props to those articles too.
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Mar 14, 2016 12:22
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What were the ones where the guy had an eagle named tooth tooth
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Mar 14, 2016 13:03
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Levi "hockey" johnston
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P.B. Fouke Has Done the Unthinkable
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Mar 14, 2016 13:18
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I liked the ones where Lowtax posted about his cats because they weren't Cracked listicles or try-hard narrative failures written by authors only slightly less literate than Maddox.
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Mar 14, 2016 13:21
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I liked the series that was set up as memos from a dysfunctional mars research station and also the series that seemed like bizarre gibberish but turned out to be the story of an intelligent parasitic worm conquering humanity. It ended with a sweet music video set to king crimson's red nightmare. Also the moof and livestock chat logs were funny. I read the front page before I knew about the forums and I purchased 'my tank is fight'.
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Mar 14, 2016 23:18
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The one with the melting red-wax girl
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Mar 14, 2016 23:22
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Where Integral has a meltdown and drew devil horns on photos of Lowtax 
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Mar 14, 2016 23:25
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the first one i ever read was the daikatana review so taht is the most memorable but the next one that comes to mind is the fur trapper thing lol yeah these
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Mar 14, 2016 23:26
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Crash_N_Burn posted:Fashion SWAT, Halloween edition The elvis costume made me cry multiple times
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The Zach Parsons article about some shlub loving a gross space vagina football and the military showing up to stop him because it would turn into some kind of super pope
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Mar 15, 2016 00:26
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Raku posted:The elvis costume made me cry multiple times Its one of the funniest things I've ever read. That kind of stuff and Cliff Yablonski are what made me a fan of SA.
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Mar 15, 2016 00:30
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I liked the one where it's the anime shut-in writing long notes to his frat-boy roommate and the letters always start out okay but then devolve into how hideous the shut-ins life is. I remember it because it had the hilarious line where the frat-guy said the roommate smelled "like a scrapbook of farts".
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Mar 15, 2016 00:33
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The one where John Romero marries some teenage Romanian girl always stands out for me.
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Arkanomen posted:I liked the one where it's the anime shut-in writing long notes to his frat-boy roommate and the letters always start out okay but then devolve into how hideous the shut-ins life is. I remember it because it had the hilarious line where the frat-guy said the roommate smelled "like a scrapbook of farts". Dear Jerry....
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Dear Jerry.... Das it mane https://www.somethingawful.com/series/anime-roommate/
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Bust Rodd posted:The Zach Parsons article about some shlub loving a gross space vagina football and the military showing up to stop him because it would turn into some kind of super pope I've been wanting to reread this for years but have never been able to find it
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Mar 15, 2016 01:19
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Raku posted:I've been wanting to reread this for years but have never been able to find it this one? http://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/chapter-one/1/
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Mar 15, 2016 03:41
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Hector Beerlioz posted:What were the ones where the guy had an eagle named tooth tooth Word is bond
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Mar 15, 2016 03:48
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That Magnificent Ape, the one about paying a literal gorilla to rape you. Memorable because of how utterly insane the premise was.
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Mar 15, 2016 04:01
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http://www.somethingawful.com/news/pedantic-complaints/ Thread over.
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Spooky Dan Halloween cd reviews
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Cool, I forgot about that one, can't believe it's been 12 years already.
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Mar 15, 2016 04:18
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The view from below
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Mar 15, 2016 04:28
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I enjoyed the rom pit a lot
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District Bulletin
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I've got to admit I'm kind of curious what Lowtax's favorite front page articles are
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I love the first WTF D&D article about Warhammer 40K. It still makes me laugh out loud. http://www.somethingawful.com/dungeons-and-dragons/wtf-warhammer-40k/1/
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thank you awful vision for introducing the world to Ulillillia
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