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I haven't, I'm afraid I would try to marry them and save them or something. What is your experience? edit: Is it true I could just throw down a $20 and take off my stone washed jeans and cowboy hat and go to town, no strings attached? Seems fishy, if I'm to be honest. edit2: Could a kind mod please move this to Ask/Tell? Thanks. somethingawful bf fucked around with this message at 08:15 on Mar 15, 2016 |
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Anyone seen that loius theroux where the old men are kissing the hookers on the cheek like they're newlyweds and the hookers kind of beeline to a one way security door
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Mar 15, 2016 08:16
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yea ur dad
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Mar 15, 2016 08:20
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yeah, I've been with your mom op.
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Mar 15, 2016 08:20
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There's no way you'll get me to believe OP hasn't sucked a dick for $3
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Mar 15, 2016 08:21
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drat NIGGA posted:yea ur dad vicious citrus posted:yeah, I've been with your mom op. ScrubLeague posted:There's no way you'll get me to believe OP hasn't sucked a dick for $3 Please, no trolling.
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Mar 15, 2016 08:21
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ive been one several times, continue to do so when the opportunity comes around, its easy fun money
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Mar 15, 2016 08:22
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:ive been one several times, continue to do so when the opportunity comes around, its easy fun money Do you use safe sex? Or is it just a spur of the moment thing?
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Mar 15, 2016 08:22
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no OP because prostitution is exploitative i mean why would i let some WORTHLEST SKANK exploit me out of my hard earned  hmmm
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Mar 15, 2016 08:23
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Thid artistic kinda porn company would give you a camera and you gitta film your face while you wank. No nudity at all. $300. I was the only person in my sharehouse that didnt do it because i had a job.
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Mar 15, 2016 08:24
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I think the company was fek or feck and the videos were called beautiful agony. I think iy was targeted at girls but lots of the boys in the house strolled into their office ans got the money as well
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Mar 15, 2016 08:25
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Isaac posted:Thid artistic kinda porn company would give you a camera and you gitta film your face while you wank. No nudity at all. $300. I was the only person in my sharehouse that didnt do it because i had a job. If only Snapchat faceswap was around back then, eh???
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Mar 15, 2016 08:26
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Poetic Justice posted:Do you use safe sex? Or is it just a spur of the moment thing? condoms are mandatory with any decent sex worker, i always carry at least one on my person
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Mar 15, 2016 08:26
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:condoms are mandatory with any decent sex worker, i always carry at least one on my person That's very responsible and respectable. Did/do you do it for the money, or the pleasure? Or is it both, depending?
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Mar 15, 2016 08:27
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Poetic Justice posted:If only Snapchat faceswap was around back then, eh??? Caused some problems cause some of the girls were doing proper porn and the boys would see it when they were getting wanking cheques
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Mar 15, 2016 08:29
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Poetic Justice posted:That's very responsible and respectable. Did/do you do it for the money, or the pleasure? Or is it both, depending? usually both, ive done it for one or the other at times, i can afford to be picky though and usually jack up my price/standards to only a few clients because i have a job job so its not necessary, just fun
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Mar 15, 2016 08:32
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Poetic Justice posted:Please, no trolling. im not talking about your mom
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Mar 15, 2016 08:33
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:usually both, ive done it for one or the other at times, i can afford to be picky though and usually jack up my price/standards to only a few clients because i have a job job so its not necessary, just fun Can you give me a rub and tug
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Mar 15, 2016 08:33
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Isaac posted:Caused some problems cause some of the girls were doing proper porn and the boys would see it when they were getting wanking cheques Maybe that porn company that asked men to jerk off would have been more successful if they had asked the men to jerk it in the check(American) pickup room where they could see women doing "real porn"? Just a thought.
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Mar 15, 2016 08:33
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Isaac posted:Can you give me a rub and tug for a trip to australia ill be your gf for a weekend
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Mar 15, 2016 08:35
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I've paid for sex. bought her dinner a couple times, drove her places, then she gave me some sex. don't see what the big deal is.
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Mar 15, 2016 08:36
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Poetic Justice posted:Maybe that porn company that asked men to jerk off would have been more successful if they had asked the men to jerk it in the check(American) pickup room where they could see women doing "real porn"? Just a thought. This was a few years ago but you are really on point with a cost reduction strategies here. I suggest you email them.
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Mar 15, 2016 08:37
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I went to a stripper once  It was literally as expensive as getting my house wired up with cat5e cables.I'm still not sure which thing I was happier about.
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Mar 15, 2016 08:39
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I lived with 4 stippers. Imagine hair extensions being combed 24/7 by women who dont eat anuthing and are cranky all the time.
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Mar 15, 2016 08:42
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Isaac posted:I lived with 4 stippers. Imagine hair extensions being combed 24/7 by women who dont eat anuthing and are cranky all the time. Did you share the same shower, if so, did they leave curls of hair on the shower walls?
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Mar 15, 2016 08:43
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Poetic Justice posted:Did you share the same shower, if so, did they leave curls of hair on the shower walls? There was one bathroom but i dont recall any hair anywhere. There were couriers bring hair extensions regularly. Whole racks of hair extensions. You make more money apparently if you oretend your new so constant new hait was impportant
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Mar 15, 2016 08:46
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i recently shared a dressing room with a bunch of strippers at an event i danced for ew
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Mar 15, 2016 08:49
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:i recently shared a dressing room with a bunch of strippers at an event i danced for Do you do the stripper thing where you go "I've been a dancer" and then to prove it you point your butt toward the person you are addressing and then look over your shoulder down at your butt?
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Mar 15, 2016 08:52
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Sheep-Goats posted:Do you do the stripper thing where you go "I've been a dancer" and then to prove it you point your butt toward the person you are addressing and then look over your shoulder down at your butt? no but a lot of the girls i was with to.dance in the cages didnt know much about go-go dancing so guess i had an advantage? they just shook their butts a lot, not really my preferred workout
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Mar 15, 2016 08:59
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:no but a lot of the girls i was with to.dance in the cages didnt know much about go-go dancing so guess i had an advantage? they just shook their butts a lot, not really my preferred workout When I introduce someone (who isn't family in a non work setting) I usually tell the other person that they used to be a cage dancer.
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Mar 15, 2016 09:00
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Sheep-Goats posted:When I introduce someone (who isn't family in a non work setting) I usually tell the other person that they used to be a cage dancer. between that and tard wrangling social worker, cage dancing is more respectable
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Mar 15, 2016 09:03
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One of the things I like doing most is banging whores. I, uh, I go out and bang a lot of whores.
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Mar 15, 2016 11:13
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i hung out w/ a couple of my coworkers at a lovely retail job once after work this one fat, goony gently caress spent the whole time at buffalo wild wings basically bragging about the multiple prostitutes he employed while visiting mexico for a week without an ounce of shame i didn't hang out with coworkers from that place after that
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Mar 15, 2016 11:29
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Prude posted:i hung out w/ a couple of my coworkers at a lovely retail job once after work If I had multiple women at once, paid for or not, I would probably brag just the same. At Applebees, TGI Fridays or Buffalo Wild Wings.
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Mar 15, 2016 11:39
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Gobblecoque posted:One of the things I like doing most is banging whores. I, uh, I go out and bang a lot of whores. I think we all feel the same way. Upvoted!
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Mar 15, 2016 16:25
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My husband took me to a legal Nevada brothel a few years back so I could try it with a girl in a nice environment. Turns out I like girls too! It cost like $3K but it was definitely worth it for the safety and everything. I highly recommend Sheri's Ranch.
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Mar 17, 2016 05:10
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Yes op but the timing is wrong, I'm not your dad. Good luck finding him though!
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Mar 18, 2016 06:39
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I want a dang rub and tug
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Mar 18, 2016 07:46
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Isaac posted:I want a dang rub and tug When I lived in Thailand I would go get legitimate massages frequently and never had my wang doodle polished at those places. These days I sit in my computer chair with the mind of a thirteen year old going "why would you ever get a massage if she didn't turn your crank got drat"
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Sheep-Goats posted:When I lived in Thailand I would go get legitimate massages frequently and never had my wang doodle polished at those places. These days I sit in my computer chair with the mind of a thirteen year old going "why would you ever get a massage if she didn't turn your crank got drat" My friend damaz is a regular and he tells me to cum as quick as possible so you get max massage time. He got 8000 dollars a week ago now has -1000 and is unemployed. I think a big chunk went to the rub and tug industry
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