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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I think my goal would be to build up the pressure so I could get some in her hair but IDK really basically I'm a goblin except I'm 6'3"

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Osama Dozen-Dongs
Nov 29, 2014
I've been to a brothel but it was pretty bad. The girl was much more attractive in the photos, too. She had messy hair and tattoos that had been shopped off.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

How can you tell who is doing it freely and who has been coerced or is working under exploitative conditions?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Jack Gladney posted:

How can you tell who is doing it freely and who has been coerced or is working under exploitative conditions?

Check their teeth and gums

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe

Jack Gladney posted:

How can you tell who is doing it freely and who has been coerced or is working under exploitative conditions?

move to the first world

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Nude Bog Lurker posted:

move to the first world

What. How many worlds are there ? I thought we just had this one. Which one is this one.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Jack Gladney posted:

How can you tell who is doing it freely and who has been coerced or is working under exploitative conditions?

I was gonna write a bad comment about "who cares laffoooooooooooo" but decided to drag my butthole across the rug like a schnauzer instead

The Experiment
Dec 12, 2010


About once or twice a year I would get a high end escort for a few hours or an entire day. I usually make a reservation at a five star hotel to meet her at.

It's pretty nice. I generally do well with women but sometimes I want to just hook up with a chick that looks like a model where we can cut through the BS and gently caress. I also make very good money so I have money to burn on stuff like this: sometimes everything (hotel, girl, etc.) ends up setting me back a few thousand.

I always wear a condom and I'm never worried about catching anything. I'd say you are far more likely to get burned with a Tinder hookup than you are with a high end escort. I've hooked up with girls on Tinder who were apparently fine with loving without a condom (thankfully I never did).

I say "would" because I'm in a relationship now and obviously I wouldn't do it now.

I can't speak about brothels, rub and tugs, backpage, street walkers, or anything like that. I figured that was a good way of getting an STD and/or getting robbed. I figured you get what you pay for.

unwantedplatypus
Sep 6, 2012
OP is gonna trainwreck in about 5 more pages

Hadaka Apron
Feb 12, 2015

Gobblecoque posted:

One of the things I like doing most is banging whores. I, uh, I go out and bang a lot of whores.

I was once tempted to pay for sex, and what got me out of it was imagining that any prostitute that I would have had sex with had just finished up a session with Frank Reynolds. It probably wouldn't be too far from the truth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC7hZY3sVxE

EDIT: You misspelled "hoors".

Hadaka Apron fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Mar 22, 2016

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

The Experiment posted:

About once or twice a year I would get a high end escort for a few hours or an entire day. I usually make a reservation at a five star hotel to meet her at.

It's pretty nice. I generally do well with women but sometimes I want to just hook up with a chick that looks like a model where we can cut through the BS and gently caress. I also make very good money so I have money to burn on stuff like this: sometimes everything (hotel, girl, etc.) ends up setting me back a few thousand.

I always wear a condom and I'm never worried about catching anything. I'd say you are far more likely to get burned with a Tinder hookup than you are with a high end escort. I've hooked up with girls on Tinder who were apparently fine with loving without a condom (thankfully I never did).

I say "would" because I'm in a relationship now and obviously I wouldn't do it now.

I can't speak about brothels, rub and tugs, backpage, street walkers, or anything like that. I figured that was a good way of getting an STD and/or getting robbed. I figured you get what you pay for.

Can you send me 8000 dollars

curse of flubber
Mar 12, 2007
I CAN'T HELP BUT DERAIL THREADS WITH MY VERY PRESENCE

I ALSO HAVE A CLOUD OF DEDICATED IDIOTS FOLLOWING ME SHITTING UP EVERY THREAD I POST IN

IGNORE ME AND ANY DINOSAUR THAT FIGHTS WITH ME BECAUSE WE JUST CAN'T SHUT UP

Isaac posted:

What. How many worlds are there ? I thought we just had this one. Which one is this one.

You know I never got how come we gots a first world and a third world. What happened to the second world?

RICHUNCLEPENNYBAGS
Dec 21, 2010

Megaspel posted:

You know I never got how come we gots a first world and a third world. What happened to the second world?

The second world was the communist bloc, the first world was the the NATO bloc, and the third world was unaligned. I hope this helps.

Isaac posted:

Can you send me 8000 dollars

Have you considered having sex with him?

TGG
Aug 8, 2003

"I Dare."
Well you can head to Mexico here in Socal and find some moderately high class hookers floating around in some of the clubs, never gone for it myself but I have piles of friends who have spent a night in TJ with some fairly attractive women at a passable price and seem more than willing to head back.

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nude Bog Lurker posted:

move to the first world
Sex trafficking and coercion happens a lot even in sex work located in countries that are considered first world.

Xequecal
Jun 14, 2005

The Experiment posted:

About once or twice a year I would get a high end escort for a few hours or an entire day. I usually make a reservation at a five star hotel to meet her at.

It's pretty nice. I generally do well with women but sometimes I want to just hook up with a chick that looks like a model where we can cut through the BS and gently caress. I also make very good money so I have money to burn on stuff like this: sometimes everything (hotel, girl, etc.) ends up setting me back a few thousand.

I always wear a condom and I'm never worried about catching anything. I'd say you are far more likely to get burned with a Tinder hookup than you are with a high end escort. I've hooked up with girls on Tinder who were apparently fine with loving without a condom (thankfully I never did).

I say "would" because I'm in a relationship now and obviously I wouldn't do it now.

I can't speak about brothels, rub and tugs, backpage, street walkers, or anything like that. I figured that was a good way of getting an STD and/or getting robbed. I figured you get what you pay for.

Don't you need to have, like, references from low tier prostitutes before high tier prostitutes will speak with you? I thought that was how it worked.

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

Xequecal posted:

Don't you need to have, like, references from low tier prostitutes before high tier prostitutes will speak with you? I thought that was how it worked.

How does that work? How does some low tier hooker even make contacts with higher tier hookers? They got a union?

'I'm a five grand a night hooker, sorry but I can't take your money until I've talked to a couple of the skanks you banged off Craigslist or backpage for $100.'

Or

'Thanks for the 20 dollar blowie but what I'm really looking for is a 3 grand escort to finish the job. Who do you know?'

And if you can afford that much for a hooker why have you been cruising the streets for the cheapest?

Edit: or do ALL whores know each other? Whore code.

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

Scathach posted:

My husband took me to a legal Nevada brothel a few years back so I could try it with a girl in a nice environment. Turns out I like girls too! It cost like $3K but it was definitely worth it for the safety and everything. I highly recommend Sheri's Ranch.

Lol I did a double-take when I read this, thought I'd drunk-posted and forgotten about it. 'Tsup fellow Jane

OTOH not surprised to learn other goons pay for sex

duckmaster
Sep 13, 2004
Mr and Mrs Duck go and stay in a nice hotel.

One night they call room service for some condoms as things are heating up.

The guy arrives and says "do you want me to put it on your bill"

Mr Duck says "what kind of pervert do you think I am?!

QUACK QUACK
I've never paid for sex.

That does tend to upset the prostitutes after you've hosed them though.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Megaspel posted:

You know I never got how come we gots a first world and a third world. What happened to the second world?
It collapsed in 1991.

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I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Too few people understand that the "third" in "third world" is not the same "third" as in "third-class."

It's more like if you imagine it as "regular powers" in distinction with the two "superpowers" circa 1946-1991.

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