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Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

echronorian posted:

If he runs third party for no good reason then I would say there's a more than zero percent chance Hillary hosed us with Trump's baby dick

I still say the Democratic voters should be happy because beneath the bullshit bluster of "deport em all" and "gunna crack down on Muslims" Trump is really more a Democrat than Republican in terms of his views.

If Trump takes off his mask and reveals he was a Hillary plant all along then what could I do put stand up and applaud for the greatest long con to ever be played on the American voter. :golfclap:

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Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

lizardman posted:

In all seriousness, I absolutely refuse to believe there wasn't some kind of trolling going on when Trump made his rallygoers give him a Hitler salute. Even if it was only on the level of "Man, these people love me so much, I bet I could tell them to give me the Nazi salute and they'd do it. Watch!"

After Trump's comment 'I could shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters'? Absolutely Trump is seeing how far he can push this trolling thing.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Wheeee posted:

yea I agree with that, I think Trump started out doing this on a lark because why the gently caress not, he's a business-themed celebrity who can't get enough attention

then he realized that it could be real

I think this is exactly what happened.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

Jeb Bush pulls a brown bag out on the podium during the debate. In it, a peanut butter sandwich and a ripe banana. Just a lil' something to keep his energy up.

Jeb is the least likely candidate this election cycle I could imagine snorting coke.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

Jeb Bush pulls a brown bag out on the podium during the debate. In it, a peanut butter sandwich and a ripe banana. Just a lil' something to keep his energy up.

You know...if Jeb was smart he would have started to bring Red Bull or Rockstar drinks to the debate podiums with him and cut a deal with the company for advertising/promotion.

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Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Wheeee posted:

yea i'm sure that Red Bull and Rockstar really want to tie their image to Jeb

Didn't they already have a commercial where a turtle gets wings?

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