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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/710417646769020928

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
its march sadness! *holds up bracket of every mistake youve ever made*

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

euphronius posted:

They will just die at work

hell, same

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
no 401k for me, thanks. just put some newspaper down around me so when i drop dead i can more efficiently be rolled up and deposited in the trash

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

[kkk voice] gah jaysis, that wretched potato beast is assaulting women in the street. will no one do something?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
SHARP?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
skin head anti-racist punk?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

you are located in loving Portland, Oregon why are you testing people for weed???

because all the uptight vibram-wearing neurotics moved up there from the bay area and displaced all the people who dont give a gently caress

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Aeryk posted:

this is amazing, the whole office is in disarray. half of everybody here isn't sure who they report to anymore. I should go home, I doubt any one would even notice

youve always wanted to be a warlord, nows your chance. seize this opportunity

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Chief Aeryk Whiteshirt of Accounts Receivable

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

kustomkarkommando posted:

I'm 80% sure I'm not haunted guys

youre irish youre, like, congenitally haunted

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
so uh i got some claims to work for this company called "SOL Healthcare"

and im just thinkin, man that is like the worst name for a place to have

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
man i wish clinton was as big a nixonian vampire bitch as people seem to act like she is

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
some of my best friends are nixons

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

A Winner is Jew posted:

if i wanted to troll you rotd i would tell you to plant a female ginkgo biloba

then you would truly be a bastard

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
nice puke-smell tree, bub

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
*slams door open* how about a FREAKIGN TACO PLANT

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Rollofthedice posted:

at this point i just take for granted that everyone in ycs, and the ycs republican thread in particular, is a racist fascist idiot who has as much trouble making a thoughtful point as they do tying their shoes

well i know i definitely am all of that

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
peep the sneaks bro - velcro, my neolib

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

zoux posted:

hey randroid remember when i said you should stop posting in the dem primary thread because it was making you insane

and i did, because it was

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Aeryk posted:

when randroid goes insane and dies, can his estate get a refund for the bad decision dog?

im gonna haunt uspol and adumbrate bad posters going hard right reactionary



repent, radbot. i have seen yr fate
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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Berke Negri posted:

remember all those articles last summer on how the dems were doomed

even matt yglesias is admitting he cant be contrarian about trump anymore

the worm has freaking turned

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

zoux posted:

A bitch, actually

nice cackle

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
we should fight terrorism by selling them our flying catastrophe planes and then laugh really hard as they smear themselves all over the landscape at mach 2

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

kustomkarkommando posted:

the story of some schlubby jewish guy struggling to come to terms with being a rock beast

ah, so the new Michael Chabon book is out then?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
"aw jeez, oh man," said Jimson Wasserman, "im a freakin rock beast... and gay too!"

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Badger of Basra posted:

-says things like "the sun comes out less in the winter. excellent."

immediate fail

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
do u bang the guy in the Smashmouth tshirt, or the guy in the She Wants Revenge hoodie

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
those are your only options. failure to choose will result in Consequences

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Badger of Basra posted:

-rock teen with goku hair

this one

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
i fear that badge and berke are working at cross purposes, here in the Anime Marriage Situation Room

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Volkerball posted:

*leans against the wall next to water cooler hammerfisting away on a nintendo ds*

yeah i'll finish that report after i finish bringing enough potatoes to make this girl want to date me

kaltrams interest is piqued

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Josh Lyman posted:

Eminem is a top 10 rapper I have to say

up to the eminem show, anyway

after that.... such a shame

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Popular Thug Drink posted:

that thread owns

"i've stuffed three barns with a thousand kegs and i'm turning out a hundred bottles of cranberry wine a day, man this game is really easy in the endgame and there's nothing to spend all this money on. dev hosed up the late game balance here"

but hows the TRADE ECONOMY, my dude??

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Aeryk posted:

the trade economy is you throw all your poo poo in a box outside your door and the mayor sneaks over in the middle of the night and takes it all and leaves you money

hm sounds grindy. im going to have to complain mightily about how much fun im not having while actively not playing the game.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

I don't know what kind of end-game content there could be to stardew valley, honestly

instanced raids

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Aeryk posted:

yoba turns out to be an elder god and it turns into an innsmouth type situation

can i export my town to Darkest Dungeon

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
"ruin has come to our anime..." *puts flintlock in mouth*

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
so im listening to the Majorty Report podcast and i love that theyve got their own personal crazy libertarian gently caress who calls in constantly, like that guy the got exiled to his own private thread

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
a very crazy man speaking with quavering voice about how trump is bigger than citizens united

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