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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

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Mini golf is cool

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Apr 18, 2008

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Sup

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Apr 18, 2008

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Who What Now posted:

Nothing says "whites with too much time and money on their hands" like golf.

So it's a lot like sailboats, but less hard and I can be drunk

Why does anybody sail boats

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Apr 18, 2008

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Disinterested posted:

Which dnd regular is most likely to engage in a mass shooting

Fishmech, and we'll be his targets

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Apr 18, 2008

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I think my dad intends to work until he actually can't anymore

It's what his dad did

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Apr 18, 2008

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fade5 posted:

I feel like I'm channeling fishmech, but

Iowa, Massachusetts, Illinois, Nevada, and Ohio: noted confederate states.

Hmm, not quite there yet

Try calling him a bitch

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Apr 18, 2008

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paranoid randroid posted:

man i wish clinton was as big a nixonian vampire bitch as people seem to act like she is

It would make me more enthusiastic for her to represent at least some of my interests

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Apr 18, 2008

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Badger of Basra posted:

are you nixonian, a vampire, or a bitch?

I have lots of friends who are bitches, and a few who are vampires on the weekends

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Apr 18, 2008

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paranoid randroid posted:

*slams door open* how about a FREAKIGN TACO PLANT

Someday we can make ROTD plant corn, harvest it, grind the corn to flour, and make his own tortillas

We can trick him into thinking it's a fun project and then show up one day with some al pastor fixins

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Apr 18, 2008

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Literally The Worst posted:

It's even better, he blows up a yacht full of Literally Enron and sharks eat the survivors

It rules

Like much of that run

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Apr 18, 2008

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Literally The Worst posted:

Batman and Robin is secretly amazing

I agree

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Apr 18, 2008

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Do you think the Preacher show will be good

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Apr 18, 2008

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Dark Knight Rises is a bad movie that's paced wrong, completely blows up its own credibility, and it's too long and the ending is bad

It's like they couldn't decide what movie they wanted to make so they made all of them

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Apr 18, 2008

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Literally The Worst posted:

I mean it's based on a comic better than Walking Dead but I have serious issues with that book despite my deep love of Ennis

Basically it's insanely a product of its time and it's super edgy in a way only 90s comics could be and any time it's just kinda faffong about and meditating on the nature of being a good person and redemption it's great and any time it starts dealing with the whole "I'm gonna punch God in the dick" plot it goes to poo poo

I'm 50% certain they could cut the Grail from the show, 100% certain they could cut at least 50% of the Grail and keep the good bits, and 100% certain I don't want to see the meat dude side-story on a screen

I hope they keep the parts where he hallucinates John Wayne though

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Literally The Worst posted:

This has been movie reviews from Bizarro Earth

Also cillian Murphy only gets like a minute's cameo and that's dumb

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Apr 18, 2008

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Randler posted:

In the tv series he'll use whatever stupid superpower he has to solve crimes with a female detective, op.

In this one it's his girlfriend and she's a hitwoman

And their friend the Irish vampire

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Apr 18, 2008

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Also it bugged me when I first read it but I've come to like how it's never mentioned if Jody had anything supernatural going on or if he just magically didn't give a poo poo

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Apr 18, 2008

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Sharkie posted:

I'm sure. My point was more that it won't become a thing like say Avengers or Guardians of the Galaxy. I mean, there's porn of Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole out there, I'm sure.

edit: Yep.

I never saw the movie but from what I remember of the books they're World War Two: But With Owls, Yes There's A Hitler Owl

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Apr 18, 2008

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Good morning thread it's 8:04 and this consular office isn't open yet but since they just haven't turned on the escalators yet I guess I could just walk up

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Apr 18, 2008

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Tesseraction posted:

when this happens I always walk up the 'wrong direction' escalator just to change up the view

I can get away with a lot in other countries just pretending I'm the dumb foreigner who doesn't know what he's doing but this might be a stretch

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Apr 18, 2008

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I could post a lot during my morning but things get slow

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Apr 18, 2008

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Jerry Manderbilt posted:

So yesterday when I told some old guy I was a history major he said "it's a shame they don't teach history well anymore, kids today don't know anything"

He then told me to compare a history textbook from today to one from 1940 and I'm not sure what to make of that

Anecdotally, telling people I was a political science major results in nothing most of the time, but when it does, it's either "it's all bullshit man, gently caress the politicians" or angry demands to know what I think about whichever foreign boogeyman is closest to mind at the moment

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Apr 18, 2008

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Jagchosis posted:

this girl was my ex before i started dating my wife and thus wife just always been accepting of the bizarre relationship that has existed since for the past 10 or so years :shrug:

Even you must realize that the a->b chain of "my wife is okay with me seeing my old ex on the side" is incredibly opaque

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Apr 18, 2008

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V. Illych L. posted:

though i suspect i'm not entitled to, not beign irihs

Obviously context is important but it's hard to imagine anybody seriously thinking that mick ever had the same weight as the n-word

Not to mention any of the more obscure slurs against more obscure immigrants, like squarehead

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Apr 18, 2008

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I tried looking up more bad names anybody ever called Norwegians and I got "mountain monkey," "norbagge," "reindeer fucker," and "Sea Jew" which I think confirms that there aren't any really bad ones

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Apr 18, 2008

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What do you pick up with that dish, ROTD?

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Apr 18, 2008

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Luigi Thirty posted:

she also has a doctor who tattoo

Where

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Apr 18, 2008

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BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

It's in the campus bookstore, which is next to my office.

I should have just gone to the convenience store in the student union and got mediocre drip coffee

Is there not like a local campus coffeeshop?

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Apr 18, 2008

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Berke Negri posted:

so the owner of BET told TNC that he is proof that the pathologies borne out by the horrors of slavery still exist

I understand all of the words in this sentence but I'm not sure I get what it actually means

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Apr 18, 2008

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Berke Negri posted:

TNC criticized the guy (who is distributing the Nina Simone biopic) for putting Zoe saldana in black face while also claiming that it's no big deal

I haven't read about that. Is Saldana's skin just not as dark as Nina's?

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Apr 18, 2008

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If 10 goto 20
If 20 print "Hello, M'lady"

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Popular Thug Drink posted:

how do you gently caress up this joke

I don't actually know how programming works, that joke is like a cargo cult artifact for me

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paranoid randroid posted:

you had to be there, at that moment in time around 2006 or so

Yeah my 11th grade English teacher loved them

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Apr 18, 2008

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Popular Thug Drink posted:

if you do it like

10 goto 20
20 print thing

then you only print thing once because you've instructed line 10 just to check and see if line 20 exists

I mean, that makes sense

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Apr 18, 2008

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Bored on Wikipedia and I just found out Kurt Russell is going to play Chris Pratt's dad in GotG II and that sounds awesome, I can't wait

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Apr 18, 2008

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So how did hulk hogan win because I was pretty sure beforehand he was gonna win the battle of who's dumber

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Apr 18, 2008

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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Dude might be a moron but Gawker did something clearly illegal

Plus a lot of people are going to side with the Hulkster regardless of how lovely he is in real life.

So did Hulk Hogan legally prove that he's not a celebrity or what

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Apr 18, 2008

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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Well he legally proved celebrities have a right to not have their sex tapes published

Do they really? Honest question, I thought it was the opposite.

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Apr 18, 2008

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Foppery, did you try out for humplay?

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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Well that seems to be what the jury decided, at least

Well, but, a jury is of my peers, and I know how dumb I am, so my peers are at least that dumb

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