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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Chantilly Say posted:

So it's a lot like sailboats, but less hard and I can be drunk

Why does anybody sail boats

you can definitely be drunk while sailing

sun's over the yardarm somewhere

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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

ah, duke is playing. let's go *glances at bracket*

unc wilmington? I guess

go seahawks whup up on rutgers at durham

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/Therealkfm/status/708304302176145408

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
Do you even realise that racism underlays on the video's story? Have you ever read Foucault's genealogy of racism? If not, you should and stop whining yourself. (btw, sorry for my awful english) ;)

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Popular Thug Drink posted:

i've never been able to get into black metal. its just too silly

the earliest stuff from the early/mid 80s when everything was still kinda nebulous and it's basically faster thrash is pretty good

like hellhammer, poison, sarcofago, early sepultura and bathory and sodom and all that

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Rafza posted:

poison came and played at the casino i dealt cards at once

not sure if its the same poison or if there are multiple poisons or what but all i remember were a bunch of really middle-aged to old people in leather outfits zooming around playing cards/slots/drinking

it's a german band, not the hair metal one

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Rollofthedice posted:

i'd only listen to a black metal band called sodom if all the lyrics are about guys loving each other

there's nanowar but their gimmick is just gay dudes making fun of another band that's unintentionally extremely gay

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Majorian posted:

Two shitass 80's metal bands called Poison?:psypop:


you'll never guess how many lovely bands were called incubus either

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsC8zEgZEfo

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

mandatory lesbian posted:

i thought calling it pop music would be too easy but guess i was wrong!

also i actually knew about ragtime music, i did a report on it in some college class and was like "whoa this is good"

scott joplin is my waifu, also thanks for the link i like this a lot

not ragtime but you ever listen to raymond scott?

a lot of his stuff is famous because of carl stalling at warner bros adapting it for cartoons but his jazz combos were ridiculous and he's one of the unsung pioneers of electronic music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWsSPFD6yks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V2TZKcWnXE

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

kalstrams posted:

that american isis story reminds me of britt who joined them and then complained that fighters are rude, don't queue properly, and that someone stole his shoes

oi m8 a jihadi nicked me mobile

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Badger of Basra posted:

would carlin have turned out like dennis miller

no because he died in 2008, which was seven years after 9/11

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

the most impressive thing is somehow sons of anarchy didn't kill off theo rossi's career

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
Duke is the cold sore on the mouth of college basketball. They fall over like fainting goats when a defender runs by them and ask the ref to bail them out. Their coach is a conservative Republican who looks like a cartoon gerbil wearing an Adolf Hitler toupee. Worst of all, of course, is that they’re exceptionally good, making it frustrating to hate them. But we know that. We’ve seen basketball, and we know the particular stench that the Duke White Devils make the rest of the nation smell. What we don’t know is how, on Saturday, Duke will cope with being arguably the most likable team on the court when they play the Yale Bulldogs.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Volkerball posted:

anyone rooting for duke has a reserved spot on the wall

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Rollofthedice posted:

ah, didn't know that

but i imagine it'd be harder to find an emu or ostrich for sale anywhere near him

iirc he lives in the north carolina mountains. there's probably a half dozen emu farms within a couple hours of him

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
chait seems like he'd be really unpleasant in person

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Foppery posted:

sure, but he has to do the nitrous first. i cannot explain how important this is

but not from a balloon like some weirdo

you gotta show her you're serious relationship material; frank booth that poo poo straight from the canister with a mask

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Jagchosis posted:

arent poppers more a gay sex thing anyway


Time and the Wall Street Journal reported that popper use among homosexual men began as a way to enhance sexual pleasure, but "quickly spread to avant-garde heterosexuals" as a result of aggressive marketing.




avant-garde heterosexuals

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Exclamation Marx posted:



lol that's some great content

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Jagchosis posted:

why does princess leia tweet in ransom notes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_4bp8bBNVw

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
hey dadchat, would you like to see a painting of oscar isaac eating cheetos with a pair of chopsticks?

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

LorrdErnie posted:

both of those states the results seemed to hinge pretty hugely on black turnout

nc too of course but with all the yankee transplants it seems like huge black turnout isnt the only route to victory

NORTH CAROLINA: SOME OF OUR RACIST WHITE PEOPLE SOMETIMES VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS

the yankee influx is kind of a wash. mostly they've made the suburban counties outside raleigh and charlotte super republican, which has more of an effect on congressional races

democrats still have an advantage in statewide races for the most part. the senate election in 2014 was closer than the 2012 presidential vote, which probably shouldn't have been the case considering the republican swing elsewhere

Alec Bald Snatch fucked around with this message at 07:29 on Mar 22, 2016

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

LorrdErnie posted:

yeah i grew up in raleigh and raleigh suburb republicans are absolutely awful

still blame them (and boston and new jersey by extension) for mccrory

the dems are mostly to blame for him and everything else the past few years

first all of mike easley's people going to prison, then the old eastern nc donor base getting pissy because their good ol boys decided to retire all at once in 2010, then refusing to lift a finger when the ncdp elected a guy who wasn't one of their own as chair

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Popular Thug Drink posted:

imo nc has an advantage where its blue enclaves are all spread out into many jurisdictions, whereas georgia just has one big island of blue that's easy to marginalize on the state level

there's that and even in the rural areas outside appalachia and some of the foothills they're not as overwhelmingly republican as the rest of the rural south

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Lotka Volterra posted:

how loving cool were those guys

one of em went to prison for kidnapping and raping a 14 year old girl

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Lotka Volterra posted:

well I really fuckbarreled myself on that one

the answer is not cool at all

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
i knew way too many people who looked like this in high school

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Disinterested posted:

depends on substrain

sour diesel x ak47

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

A Winner is Jew posted:

wife just found a local donut run

you get donuts before the race, and they have donut/water stations

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2016/02/08/man-dies-during-krispy-kreme-challenge-in-north-carolina/


we need to find a way to make more runners die

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

zoux posted:

this prob. blows your millenial mind but when you have a job you have to wear clothes you dont like to it, and they don't even care that you don't like it

yeah i guess the fabric in those wendy's uniforms is kinda stiff and scratchy

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

A Winner is Jew posted:

i usually just do jeans and a polo / button down / sweater

the ensemble is topped off with a pristine pair of new balance 990s

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

sudo rm -rf posted:

sorry about your lovely work environment bro

my old roommate has worked at a couple startups with on-site kegerators and wine dispensers

he realized really quickly it's a sign the place sucks and they're trying to reduce turnover by keeping employees buzzed throughout the day

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

the_paradigm_shift posted:

I gotta say as a southerner I've met a lot of women who will hold their nose and vote for Trump because of the r next to his name.
if women don't vote for Trump is an even sillier election map than fishmech's one that had Hillary winning the midsouth

to fishmech's credit he put at least some (horribly misguided) thought into that

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

it's actually a front to get an anti-min wage ordinance passed since a few cities had raised it to $15 for public employees

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

My Imaginary GF posted:

This probably wouldn't have happened if the LGB were willing to sell out the T.

how would that work exactly? gay rights orgs stop the charlotte city council from passing the gender equality ordinance?

have you turned over your account to markov chain generator that reads as input slate articles and matthew yglesias tweets?




Luigi Thirty posted:

it also bans cities from mandating paid leave or benefits for public employees

i thought that was specifically for contractors, but yeah probably for direct employees too

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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

nutranurse posted:

oh wow my college ex lived in chagrin falls

going after the grannies are we

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