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MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Chantilly Say posted:

I think my dad intends to work until he actually can't anymore

It's what his dad did

its what my mum is doing! we are p sure shes gonna die from stress at work within the next 20ish years

she honestly wouldnt be happy if it were any other way

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MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
op's missing hand pic

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Literally The Worst posted:

Just had an actual Nazi skinhead come into the store. That was a thing.

what did they buy

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Literally The Worst posted:

I swear to god I'm not making this up:
























Naruto

no that makes sense

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill



already a thing

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
imo hating dogs makes you worse than hitler

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

antiracist skinheads, i had a few skinhead friends like that in highschool

they usually are huge enough druggies to be straight edge too

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Literally The Worst posted:

That's the opposite of straight edge tho

all the straight edge people ive ever met have also been dealers or heavy users; im p sure you have to be real hosed up to even begin considering straight edge as a life philosophy

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Literally The Worst posted:

I doubt the people who are defined by their staunch opposition to doing drugs are doing a lot of drugs

they usually either are former heavy users trying to get clean or hang around those typese

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
one of my straight edge friends from highschool got sent to jail for stabbing some dude to death last year--he wasnt on drugs at the time tho and by all accounts he kept to his creed. too bad about the whole murderous psycho part being something he does sober.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Literally The Worst posted:

Ok that makes more sense I thought you meant like

They were straight edge and also smoking crack

nah they're white people too so their deal were amphetamines

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Literally The Worst posted:

A friend of mine was a sharp for a while and he smokes mad weed

Good times

everyone smokes weed these days its crazy, the stoner burnout stereotype is there yeah, but youre just as likely to be smoking up with some three piece suit getting out of a merger meeting

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

It'll be a nice day when companies stop drug testing for weed

right

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

you are located in loving Portland, Oregon why are you testing people for weed???

oregon was known for keeping black people out for a real long time

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Aeryk posted:

haha oh man, our CEO, CAO and VP of sales all got shitcanned

using the company jet for sex parties?

^^^an issue my mum has come across w/ corporate^^

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
goondolences on ur divorce jag

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

PupsOfWar posted:

also why does maryland award twice as many GoP delegates as pennsylvania

outside of like a handful of counties (also the most populated ones) md's real red necky

but i think thats how it goes w most states

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

PupsOfWar posted:

Neither of these make sense, in that
A) Pennsyltucky is way bigger than the redneck portions of maryland
B) Maryland is a lot bluer than pennsylvania

fortunately I had misread the table and it is not, in fact, the case that maryland awards twice as many delegates as PA

your face doesnt make sense, in that

A) its stupid
B) its dumb

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Vermain posted:

sick new study out:

lol if youre a minority and not already doing this

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

joeburz posted:

why are white people memes loving awful

theyre usually based in hatred, as are most white people things

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

mdemone posted:

Where did Yaaaas come from anyway? Like whichever group popularized it, where did they get it? Or did it just organically pop up?

gays or blacks or gay blacks im p sure

thats where all slang comes from these days

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Gravel Gravy posted:

I can't imagine polka ever being conceived out of hatred.

hatred for good music obvi

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

PupsOfWar posted:

a guy I work with sometimes has a girl roommate

it doesn't get weird because they both have like negative sex appeal, reducing any likelihood of jealousy or other shenanigans

also dickeye had one

i know this is a radical concept, but its possible to live around and even befriend women while also not sleeping with them

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Gravel Gravy posted:

I've never seen Dr. Who

same and i feel better as a person for it

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
another reason dogs are better than cats:

dogs get you outside way more often. you get some exercise and the possibility of friendly small talk if youre not a total goony fuckboy

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
i think when i get a dog next im gonna get a greyhound

that wont be for like a decade tho

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Berke Negri posted:

so is this stardew valley game actually any good

its very very very good

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

why would someone make this

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

LorrdErnie posted:

what the gently caress would we do with a giant flightless bird

how often do they even lay eggs

youd just be raising them for meat i guess but id rather do rabbits

two words:

chocobo. racing.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Jagchosis posted:

this is your future

id have fun writing for dude wipes tbh cause it would require 0 effort and be dumb. its not like itd be the only account id ever work.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

the struggle is real

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
I hate how people like Conor Friedersdorf try to write millennial articles because of the real hosed up defenition we've got going on for who is a millennial.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Berke Negri posted:

i hesitant to believe that noetisexual is a real thing

its definitely not a thing outside the internet

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

site posted:

tviv can lick my balls

tviv's so bad that zoux is often the voice of reason and intelligent discussion

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Badger of Basra posted:

all i know about bullseye is colin farrell did him in that movie no one watched

i watched it in theaters when it came out

i fell asleep and my little brother ate all my candy

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Disinterested posted:

girl i like has a vile tat

maybe that 1488 tattoo's just her celebrating the coronation of james iv

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Disinterested posted:

who would even care

real spergy monarchists

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Mecca-Benghazi posted:

like at least half of my hijabi friends take advantage of having a socially acceptable reason to cover their hair to not bother doing anything with their hair

hijabs seem to allow for a lot of ways to buck a ton of the cosmetic demands we put on western women

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Mecca-Benghazi posted:

it'd save me the headache of trying to figure out how to make middle parted asian girl hair exciting, that's for sure

manic panic?

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MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
were i a girl living in these vibrant times i'd go full on aquapunk hair dye

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