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Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

ZenVulgarity posted:

Talked and completely forgot to order anything other than coffee for four hours

i had a really good time in this aspect too this week

hi stupid gently caress assholes i am back :)

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Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

PupsOfWar posted:

why are you dating
you're married

wife is cool with it

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

site posted:

did u end up cheating on ur wife

really really really close

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

site posted:

Decided to get a divorce first?

nah

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

sudo rm -rf posted:

how does this work

this girl was my ex before i started dating my wife and thus wife just always been accepting of the bizarre relationship that has existed since for the past 10 or so years :shrug:

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

site posted:

Well good for you for not going through with it.

Or bummer for not getting any side action.

Or fill in the blank for whatever is the preferred ending to that story.

side action preferred ending, like i realized after dropping her off at the airport we were thiiiiis close in retrospect. cuddled instead

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Chantilly Say posted:

Even you must realize that the a->b chain of "my wife is okay with me seeing my old ex on the side" is incredibly opaque

Sinnlos posted:

Getting intimate with your ex is always a mistake in my experience. It always seems like a good idea at the time though.

normally i would agree but she is really loving hot

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

UberJew posted:

this is the quality of reasoning that is leading you to go back into the military

i dont think i have ever claimed to be a person that is good at making choices

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
i admit there are way too many evidences to the contrary

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

nutranurse posted:

goondolences on ur divorce jag

would be interesting to see this become a thread meme like euph's failed marriage

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
oh hey its majorian you've had erm issues with my romantic life in the past (one of Les Classiques du Fuckbarrelle)

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

site posted:

So glad I dropped into uspol where the topic of the moment is apparently sex robots.

how

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

every president in history is totally slapping their heads rn

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Berke Negri posted:

I've described ukmt to dis as like walking into a pub at noon to find a darkened room and a crowd of bloodshot eyes perched over pint glasses squinting back at you in the sunlight

what about m/e

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Rollofthedice posted:

i don't know anything about him really

any previous posts from him must have left my brain as soon as they entered it

he once claimed in the scotus or cop thread that he was smarter than justice sotomayor

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Berke Negri posted:

did he go to harvard

he goes to a law school near boston alright that is not harvard

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

how has warz not hunted him down and skinned him alive
i won't go into why but warsz was begging me on steam to please please please own jarmak for him

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

paranoid randroid posted:

smdh at the idea of contracting out an own

nah he had a good reason but i was too lazy to help

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

fade5 posted:

you get called on dumb poo poo if you post in D&D, so people who come in and post dumb poo poo and get their feelings hurt call it "insular" (because they got called on their dumb opinions)

I know he really doesn't like Prester John's Jane's thread

Is Jarmak GIP or not? I don't know if I'm mixing him up with someone else or if I'm remembering right

hes an 11B veteran just like our dear friend volkerball

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
is this another berke is gay joke rotd, the dude who has probably banged a wider variety of mentally ill women than anyone else in this thread

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Popular Thug Drink posted:

it drives her completely to tears, the concept of waiting

woah your daughter is a millennial?!?

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Berke Negri posted:

aren't we all kind of mentally ill

not i

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Rollofthedice posted:

jesus christ you're annoying

so majorian is the poster that finally gets to rotd

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
*eyes well up* they grow up so fast

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

joeburz posted:

Btw jag I feel like you are compelled to post why warsz ordered a posting hit on jarmak. Don't make me file a FOIA request.

its not that interesting and related to stuff he's specifically told me not to mention in the thread

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
its not like a deep dark secret either its just boring lawyer poo poo

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Volkerball posted:

terrorist fighting an occupation games are cool af

man,

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

paranoid randroid posted:

childrens show hosts should probably jerk off at home instead of porn theaters, if only to avoid that kind of situation

also probably not collect child erotica

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
In March 2004, child pornography charges were dropped in exchange for Reubens' guilty plea to a lesser charge. For the next three years he had to register his address with the sheriff's office and could not be in the company of minors without their parents' permission.[27] Reubens later stated that he was a collector of erotica, including films, muscle magazines and a sizable collection of mostly homosexual vintage erotica,[2] such as photographic studies of teen nudes.[27] Reubens said that what the city attorney's office viewed as pornography, he considered to be innocent art and that what they described as people underage engaged in masturbation or oral copulation was in fact a judgmental point of view of the nudes that Reubens described as people "one hundred percent not" performing sexual acts.[27] Being an avid collector, Reubens had often purchased bulk lots, and one of his vintage magazine dealers declared that "there's no way" he could have known the content of each page in the publications he bought and that he recalled Reubens asking for "physique magazines, vintage 1960s material, but not things featuring kids".[2]

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

kalstrams posted:

who is george carlin

dead popular comedian

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
though gently caress him for the military intelligence joke lame people always quote it at me now

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
i bet hogan wouldnt have won if he was a woman but florida

only floridians could value hulk "washed up coked up giant retard" hogan's emotional distress at $60m

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Raskolnikov38 posted:

there were some sealed records released today that kinda point to hogan making the tape intentionally to "leak" and sell

yeha can florida give me 100+ million to gently caress my friend's wife please

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Badger of Basra posted:

is binow here

hahahahaha wvu

he melted down in the steam room over this already

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Badger of Basra posted:

law nerds how do you feel about california having explicitly banned the gay panic defense

why would i ever be opposed to this

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
i got black out drunk for the first time in ages a few days and i don't know how

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

You opened some bottles of alcohol and consumed too many of them

it was at a bar so i apparently may have spent a fair amount of money

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Berke Negri posted:

last night was interesting

what did you do last night

im expecting a whimsical tale of another surreal encounter with a mysterious latino, or possibly an ill advised romantic encounter that involved chain smoking

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Rollofthedice posted:

does dadchat have any more videos of attractive latin-accented men talking for me to listen to

close as i could find

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh5YWrqh6RM

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013
rotd being sexually attracted to latino men feels like some strom thurmond mistress level poo poo

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Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

Berke Negri posted:

but no i was at a birthday party and it was made known to me that one of ex's friends, a young mexican woman who does marathons, was into me and i thought to myself maybe i should not date an entire class of a law school

i guess we should wait and until after her bar exam results come in first

well i really wasnt that far off

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