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Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

ephex posted:

I hope Wayne Rooney gets fit in time for this tournament and starts in all of England's three matches that they will take part in.

# ? Mar 18, 2016 12:15

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# ? May 1, 2024 19:39

Andre Le Fuckface: Oct 4, 2008

this thread is for supporting england's march to it coming home please troll elsewhere

# ? Mar 18, 2016 12:35

track day bro!: Feb 17, 2005; #essereFerrari; Grimey Drawer

I cant wait for football to come home. Its coming home lads.

# ? Mar 18, 2016 13:04

blue footed boobie: Sep 14, 2012; UEFA SUPREMACY

Andre Le Fuckface posted:

welbeck is a wasteman and shouldnt be in the starting line up above vardy, kane, or hell, even walcott

Walcott has been absolute garbage for months now.

# ? Mar 18, 2016 14:38

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Ewar Woowar posted:

I'd also take Vardy over Kane tbh but I can't see Hodgson doing the same.

I like Vardy but this is a bit mental. Kane should be first name on the team sheet his finishing is astonishing

# ? Mar 18, 2016 14:46

Frankston: Jul 27, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzxMjBEazas

# ? Mar 18, 2016 14:50

Frankston: Jul 27, 2010

We still believe

# ? Mar 18, 2016 14:51

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50 years of hurt

# ? Mar 18, 2016 14:55

Frankston: Jul 27, 2010

Blue Star Error posted:

50 years of hurt

Never stopped me dreaming

# ? Mar 18, 2016 14:56

Brendan Rodgers: Jun 11, 2014

Remember when 30 years sounded like a real long time

# ? Mar 18, 2016 16:01

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# ? Mar 18, 2016 17:26

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

Blue Star Error posted:

I like Vardy but this is a bit mental. Kane should be first name on the team sheet his finishing is astonishing

And Vardy's hasn't been this season?

# ? Mar 18, 2016 18:09

Total Meatlove: Jan 28, 2007; Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Maybe we could play both and have a partnership with two in form strikers

# ? Mar 18, 2016 18:34

JFairfax: Oct 23, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Total Meatlove posted:

Maybe we could play both and have a partnership with two in form strikers

This ismadness!

(but also what I would dearly love to happen)

# ? Mar 18, 2016 19:10

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

play a back three and have vardy kane and sturridge all up front

swap sturridge for sterling if you fancy

put aaron cresswell in the squad, too.

# ? Mar 18, 2016 19:11

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

michail antonio has to be a better option than most of the other wingers

# ? Mar 18, 2016 19:31

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Jose posted:

michail antonio has to be a better option than most of the other wingers

England don't pick players on form

except danny drinkwater

# ? Mar 18, 2016 19:37

African AIDS cum: Feb 29, 2012; Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

England should use this obscure formation that works in Football Manager 2006 and do that corner routine that is a guaranteed goal every time. Ill have a blog post written up soon.

# ? Mar 18, 2016 19:42

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# ? Mar 18, 2016 19:58

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Spangly A posted:

England don't pick players on form

except danny drinkwater

If Leicester don't win the league with his getting motm in their last game he won't make the tournament squad.

Jack Wilshere will be fit by then(?)

# ? Mar 18, 2016 20:23

ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

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# ? Mar 18, 2016 20:26

opus111: Jul 6, 2014

probate anybody who doens't believe that football is coming home this year.

opus111 fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Mar 19, 2016

# ? Mar 18, 2016 20:30

Byolante: Mar 23, 2008; by Cyrano4747

opus111 posted:

probate anybody who doens't believe that football isn't coming home this year.

china doesn't play at the euros

# ? Mar 18, 2016 21:10

Frankston: Jul 27, 2010

DAE still believe??

# ? Mar 18, 2016 23:51

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Byolante posted:

china doesn't play at the euros

please don't troll

# ? Mar 19, 2016 00:03

Shit Farm: Jan 10, 2013

it's coming home

# ? Mar 19, 2016 06:10

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Is Ranieri our coach yet

# ? Mar 19, 2016 11:46

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

If England don't play a 442 with Kane and Vardy up front and Rooney no where near the team, then Hodgson has no idea what he's doing. So it'll be a 433 with Rooney up front ftew

# ? Mar 19, 2016 12:59

Al2001: Apr 7, 2007; You've gone through at the back

Andre Le Fuckface posted:

welbeck is a wasteman and shouldnt be in the starting line up above vardy, kane, or hell, even walcott

He scored a lot in qualifying so he's on the plane no matter how bad he looks now. Just got to hope Woy doesn't start him over Kane/Vards/Studge

# ? Mar 19, 2016 13:02

corn in the fridge: Jan 15, 2012; by Shine

my body is ready

doing thigh rubs or somerhibg do we still post gay poo poo like that in here???

# ? Mar 19, 2016 14:18

dex_sda: Oct 11, 2012

I'd love to troll but a simple 4-4-2 with Kane and Vardy up and Drinkwater in the back could be deadly, may even get out of the groups that way

# ? Mar 19, 2016 15:56

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

england need to play like all the other weaker teams do in international tournaments, get men behind the ball, two up front, play on the counter and nick a goal from a set piece

# ? Mar 19, 2016 16:53

corpuscollossus: Apr 19, 2007

corn in the fridge posted:

my body is ready

doing thigh rubs or somerhibg do we still post gay poo poo like that in here???

you can if you like

# ? Mar 20, 2016 12:05

Frankston: Jul 27, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoMhkYlS33c

# ? Mar 20, 2016 12:33

FullLeatherJacket: Dec 30, 2004; Chiunque pu� essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

sassassin posted:

Why are there three women in that pic?

WAGs

JFairfax posted:

England squad for matches against Germany & Netherlands
Jack Butland (Stoke City), Fraser Forster (Southampton), Joe Hart (Manchester City). Ryan Bertrand (Southampton), Gary Cahill (Chelsea), Nathaniel Clyne (Liverpool), Phil Jagielka (Everton), Danny Rose (Tottenham Hotspur), Chris Smalling (Manchester United), John Stones (Everton), Kyle Walker (Tottenham Hotspur). Dele Alli (Tottenham Hotspur), Ross Barkley (Everton), Eric Dier (Tottenham Hotspur), Danny Drinkwater (Leicester City), Jordan Henderson (Liverpool), Adam Lallana (Liverpool), James Milner (Liverpool), Raheem Sterling (Manchester City). Harry Kane (Tottenham Hotspur), Daniel Sturridge (Liverpool), Jamie Vardy (Leicester City), Theo Walcott (Arsenal), Danny Welbeck (Arsenal).

Tbh though I don't know if it's that I'm getting old and I overrate players from when I was growing up or if this team is actually mostly piss

# ? Mar 20, 2016 13:34

track day bro!: Feb 17, 2005; #essereFerrari; Grimey Drawer

Def not enough Mancchester united players.

# ? Mar 20, 2016 13:39

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Nearly every England team is mostly piss

# ? Mar 20, 2016 13:44

FullLeatherJacket: Dec 30, 2004; Chiunque pu� essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Bogan Krkic posted:

Nearly every England team is mostly piss

they were inherently piss by nature, and were largely piss on the fringes, but had the potential to not be piss

the England team that went to France 98 was:

Seaman, Martyn, Flowers, Le Saux, Campbell, Southgate, Adams, Keown, R. Ferdinand, Good Neville, Ince, Beckham, McManaman, Scholes, Batty, Lee, Anderton, Merson, Shearer, Sheringham, Owen, L. Ferdinand

darren anderton was always a wasteman and I'm glad he's dead now but lots of those players were actual good phwoar players and not people who are totally going to be good "any day now, honest" which seems to be the new standard for starting for England

# ? Mar 20, 2016 14:05

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

FullLeatherJacket posted:

they were inherently piss by nature, and were largely piss on the fringes, but had the potential to not be piss

the England team that went to France 98 was:

Seaman, Martyn, Flowers, Le Saux, Campbell, Southgate, Adams, Keown, R. Ferdinand, Good Neville, Ince, Beckham, McManaman, Scholes, Batty, Lee, Anderton, Merson, Shearer, Sheringham, Owen, L. Ferdinand

darren anderton was always a wasteman and I'm glad he's dead now but lots of those players were actual good phwoar players and not people who are totally going to be good "any day now, honest" which seems to be the new standard for starting for England

Seaman, Martyn and Flowers to Joe Hart

Le Saux and Neville to Walker and Rose

Ince and Scholes to Dier and Drinkwater

loving hell

# ? Mar 20, 2016 14:37

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# ? May 1, 2024 19:39

Monday Bandele: Apr 26, 2008

The 2002 squad was even better, despite Gnev being injured.

Goalkeepers:

1 David Seaman (Arsenal)
13 Nigel Martyn (Leeds United)
22 David James (West Ham United)

Defence:

2 Danny Mills (Leeds United)
3 Ashley Cole (Arsenal)
5 Rio Ferdinand (Leeds United)
6 Sol Campbell (Arsenal)
12 Wes Brown (Manchester United)
14 Wayne Bridge (Southampton)
15 Martin Keown (Arsenal)
16 Gareth Southgate (Middlesbrough)

Midfield:

4 Trevor Sinclair (West Ham United)
7 David Beckham (Manchester United)
8 Paul Scholes (Manchester United)
18 Owen Hargreaves (Bayern Munich)
19 Joe Cole (West Ham United)
21 Nicky Butt (Manchester United)
23 Kieron Dyer (Newcastle United)

Forwards:

9 Robbie Fowler (Leeds United)
10 Michael Owen (Liverpool)
11 Emile Heskey (Liverpool)
17 Teddy Sheringham (Tottenham Hotspur)
20 Darius Vassell (Aston Villa)

That cup was wide open too, though maybe it's better that we lost fair and square instead of getting refballed out like Italy and Spain

# ? Mar 20, 2016 15:07

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