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corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
There's something about the biennial English football collapse that really gets me damp

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corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

corn in the fridge posted:

my body is ready

doing thigh rubs or somerhibg do we still post gay poo poo like that in here???

you can if you like

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

straight up brolic posted:

Why the gently caress is Roy Hodgson still England manager?

The FA is an equal opportunities employer

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

straight up brolic posted:

imagine being all geared up to play for your country and you're finally in the locker room before your first big match and you turn to the manager to get pumped up...and its roy loving hodgson

Yeah I don't think Roy does blood bags

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Its not coming home

e: it might be coming home

corpuscollossus fucked around with this message at 22:26 on Mar 26, 2016

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Imagine contemplating including a 2016 Wayne Rooney in your team when you have Jamie Vardy and Harry Kane. Rooney should be the team's brand ambassador.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
I've never been to englad but I hope they ship this loving tourney

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Don't know what all the fuss is about really. Russian boys knocking a bit of rust off on their holidays. Easy to judge, living in your climates.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
As the old adage goes, don't bring a brown sticky thing crutch to a chair fight

corpuscollossus fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Jun 12, 2016

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Pretty good spot to be in if you've got a broken toilet or appliance

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Few in the back of the net in this second half and the coming home campaign will be right back on the rails

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Astroclassicist posted:



It's Coming Home

This is the face he makes in the dream I have

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

belgend posted:

I agree, Marc Wilmots would make an outstanding addition to the England squad.


How are there so few decent English managers?

Heavy metals in the water

Also explains hooliganism and the performance of the English team

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
From yesterdays press conference.

Reporter: "How would you define success at this tournament?"

Roy:

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Iceland have a population the size of Dudley.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
You eat pieces of poo poo for Brexit?

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Pissflaps posted:

Friends. It's time to look forward to the world cup. It's coming home.

I'm sure under the steadfast leadership of *checks ladbrokes* GARETH :stare: SOUTHGATE, the greatest trophy of them all is well within reach

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

sassassin posted:

Iceland are good and this "worst England result of all time" talk is pretty insulting.

Really? Which English loss was worse than this? Your team of Premier League millionaires and the world's highest paid manager couldn't get it done against a nation the size of Enfield with a manager/dentist. This is like losing a game of checkers against a bowl of diarrhea.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

CityMidnightJunky posted:


Why don't you just give Ron Atkinson a call while you're at it.

He'd light a fire under the Dannys and Dellis, might send one or two of those layabouts packing. Hell, he could be just the man England needs in the post Brexit-era.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Parity warning posted:

Hmm, seems like England should just give up and quit and cry. If they try it will only get worse. Just leave the earth

Thanks for the D&D update

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
According to the Independent, Big Sam is the only English manager being considered by the FA.

e: this was not the joke

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corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Hell I'd love to watch Sam chewing and bellowing up and down the touchline in some narrowly won qualifiers against Alcase-Lorraine or whoever. Extremely my jam.

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