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sassassin posted:Why are there three women in that pic? WAGs JFairfax posted:England squad for matches against Germany & Netherlands Tbh though I don't know if it's that I'm getting old and I overrate players from when I was growing up or if this team is actually mostly piss
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Bogan Krkic posted:Nearly every England team is mostly piss they were inherently piss by nature, and were largely piss on the fringes, but had the potential to not be piss the England team that went to France 98 was: Seaman, Martyn, Flowers, Le Saux, Campbell, Southgate, Adams, Keown, R. Ferdinand, Good Neville, Ince, Beckham, McManaman, Scholes, Batty, Lee, Anderton, Merson, Shearer, Sheringham, Owen, L. Ferdinand darren anderton was always a wasteman and I'm glad he's dead now but lots of those players were actual good phwoar players and not people who are totally going to be good "any day now, honest" which seems to be the new standard for starting for England
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2016 14:05 |
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Ziggy Tzardust posted:Tom Heaton is replacing Hart as the third goalkeeper. Sterling is ruled out as well but there aren't any plans to replace him. Because god forbid you use international friendlies to try out new players for your squad tbf if roy calls someone up as a replacement just to sit them on the bench it's a complete timewaste for them if he makes 11 substitutes at half-time everyone calls him a twat and FIFA make a rule
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2016 23:38 |
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Breath Ray posted:you can travel to France quite cheaply these days this tbh if anyone here is from london i'd highly recommend they consider walking it
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2016 20:02 |
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TwoDogs1Cup posted:Dier? a modern day paul ince, clearly
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2016 22:06 |
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chuggo is BACK posted:he's bad on the right op he bad everywhere
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2016 20:23 |
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britishbornandbread posted:Winner against Ukraine mate. holy poo poo a nuanced and considered opinion burn it
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2016 23:18 |
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sassassin posted:A pain-free Sturridge. Dean Ashton with magical golden ankles
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2016 19:17 |
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Foehammer007 posted:is Germany going to win? they always do although one time it was funny
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# ¿ May 16, 2016 19:31 |
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Bea Nanner posted:wilshere is good for a clown team to play at the league cup
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# ¿ May 16, 2016 19:47 |
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class is permanent hargreaves for england
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# ¿ May 17, 2016 20:30 |
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Weaponized Cum posted:that lineup was voted by the people so was hitler
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# ¿ May 18, 2016 19:31 |
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destroy all portugals
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2016 21:34 |
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Breath Ray posted:you cant be stunned and horrified at the same time you can if you're a tourist who's somehow ended up in loving marseille
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2016 12:02 |
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Pissflaps posted:Can't wait to see England sweep aside the Welsh today in France. agreed also hoping that the severn bridge catches fire during the game and isn't rebuilt
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2016 09:47 |
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Bape Culture posted:Are we through yet or what some nerd do the maths england will go through with a win or a draw if england lose and russia draw with wales, slovakia will win the group and england will take second over the welsh based on head-to-head if england lose and russia beat wales, slovakia will win the group and second place will be determined between england and russia based on either goal difference, goals scored, fair play (this will apply if england lose by the same score russia win by), or highest coefficient (i.e. england) however, even in the above scenario, the team finishing third will likely still go through but would be waiting on results from the other four groups (who'll have the advantage of knowing exactly how many points and goals they may need) if england lose and wales beat russia, england will be third outright and the above applies p.s. please come and see me and my friends play at the Nou Camp next year, I'm hoping to have this whole tax trial over very soon
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2016 16:35 |
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Josuke Higashikata posted:Why are they talking about giving woy a new contract if we get to the quarters Because the highest placed English managers last season were Alan Pardew, Eddie Howe and Sam Allardyce, who finished 15th, 16th and 17th respectively
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2016 15:21 |
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if only big roy had brought poo poo garbageman #7 instead of poo poo garbageman #4 everything would have been fine
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2016 22:47 |
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if only big aidy boothroyd had brought poo poo garbageman #7 instead of poo poo garbageman #4 everything would have been fine
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2016 22:53 |
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ephex posted:Also the women can be recognised as such in Turkey. yup they're the ones with the bruises
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2016 17:35 |
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jyrka posted:What tier supermarket is Iceland? they sell a half-price vodka called vodkat that's only 20% alcohol because the people that shop there are too stupid to look or read and think they're getting a bargain that tier
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2016 21:01 |
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Blue Star Error posted:Tim Sherwood come off it even harry redknapp wouldn't back tactics tim for engla http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/former-aston-villa-man-backed-11536803 beat all english managers with sticks imo
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2016 18:12 |
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Hoddle hasn't had a proper football job since 2006, and at that point he was failing to get out of the Championship with Wolves I wish I had drinking mates who worked in punditry and could try and help me fail upwards at every given opportunity
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2016 18:23 |
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Jose posted:this article is pretty savage about joe hart a bloo bloo bloo england players won't say stuff in interviews that'll be used against them later that's why they can't pass
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2016 18:37 |
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CityMidnightJunky posted:Has it got so bad that people are legitimately backing a man who hasn't managed anyone in 10 years and was sacked the first time round for saying that disabled people are being punished by God?! yes this would almost be understandable if Glenn Hoddle was a successful England manager who was coming out of retirement to try and recapture old glories, and not someone whose only tournament experience was to take an exponentially more talented England team and take them to a second-place finish in their group (behind Romania) before being knocked out in the last 16
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2016 21:57 |
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peanut- posted:But the point is there isn't some magic formation or manager that will solve the issue. They've all been tried, and none of them address the fundamental problem: England melt down the moment there is a shred of pressure. Hodgson is experienced even if he's not the greatest, he knows how to make basic tactical changes when his winger and his fullback are disrupting each other. England's players know how to show themselves for passes, play 1-2s and move the ball quickly in the face of massed defense. None of these players loft floating balls at the far post for their clubs. I've been saying similar things for a decade (I don't actually know what I'd do if England were good and won games, I guess I'd have to get a hobby). The whole thing is built on a bedrock of cunts, and if I was Rooney I'd be falling over myself to retire from international football and to spend my summers Yeah, gently caress it, I'll at least get a laugh out of watching Allardyce tell people to piss off.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2016 19:31 |
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RideTheSpiral posted:lol if you think a single english poster here wanted rooney anywhere near the team I did, and I'm an important poster here on these only troll-free football forums He wasn't great during the tournament, and hasn't been for a while, but every time Hodgson put together a team without him they looked worse, less dynamic and less creative Before calling for England's only creative outlet to be dropped for good, consider that the player he's keeping out of the team is not Iniesta or Pirlo, but is in fact James Milner
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2016 20:58 |
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blue footed boobie posted:Tbf I checked out of the article after a couple paragraphs but he just vaguely insinuates that the players are fancy dans because they've been coddled, as if the players from France, Germany, and Spain are any different. It's dumb and pointless and offers 0 insight and he should have never written it. Yeah, it's the same thing I was making fun of Chris Waddle for doing on 606, where somehow despite the fact that England's players have mostly been short on technical skill for 30 years, they'd be somehow improved if young players were forced to play with a flyaway in an Iceland car park until the age of 15, and if any semblance of educated and tactically astute coaching they've brought in over the last decade was replaced by a local nonce who makes eight year olds wade through mud and run until they throw up. Basically, "no, dig up, stupid".
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2016 19:14 |
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sebzilla posted:Who's Brendon Rodgers? he's brendan rodgers mentor iirc
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2016 19:12 |
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I never thought I'd live to see this glorious day
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