Butterscotch N' Pals: Foster/Rescue Megathread

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Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

My boyfriend and I are failed foster carers. Almost a year ago we got a tiny screechy orange and white female cat from a local animal shelter, her owner had died and she was constantly being sick from the stress of being in the shelter. No one wanted to adopt her because of her health issues but we had her for six months and some people came to see about adopting her. So we decided we couldn't part with her- she makes the most horrible noises almost constantly and goes wild when one of gets home from work. She insists on sleeping on my boyfriends chest every night, neither of us has ever had such an affectionate pet. Happy to report that her health issues have ceased and she's put on a bit of weight and her coat is much plusher. On the down side she likes drinking out of the toilet and is lazy when it comes to cleaning her feet after digging in the garden. I adore the little fucker and couldn't imagine life without her.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 09:22

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 06:34

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

So are you keeping Butterscotch permanently? :3:

# ¿ Aug 16, 2016 10:07

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

I have the opposite problem- Ranga stares intently at us eating so we cut a tiny piece of steak or whatever off for her. She sniffs it, licks it then leaves it on the floor and goes back to staring intently.

Occasionally she'll eat it so we'll cut another tiny piece which she wont touch despite happily eating the first piece.

She gets super excited about her lovely bland cat biscuits but not about fillet steak. Idiot cat.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2016 16:17

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

Oh Butty

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 14:43

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

Oh Butters you goon.

# ¿ Oct 19, 2016 16:11

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

Oh that is a good pupper.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2016 22:07

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

What a good little girl. :3

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 15:39

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

Oh God, pastel kittens! :3:

# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 19:08

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

Pastel kittens! :3

# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 15:52

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

We failed. No regrets. :3:

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 15:21

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# ¿ May 3, 2024 06:34

Brand New Malaysian Wife: Apr 5, 2007; I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.

Rangs must sleep on my boyfriend's chest all night, every night.

# ¿ Oct 1, 2017 23:02

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