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I had been rolling solo, but tonight's shenanigans have made me want to aid the good goon cause. Can I get an invite for Moose Moose?
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Senso posted:Are you down with the cone though? The cone is life. The cone is reality.
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I'm very amused that outing myself as a goon has decimated good will towards pubbies. But I'm not sorry.
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Roflex posted:You get that message if the player lacks faith in the cone
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Apr 12, 2016 18:44
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Apr 15, 2016 22:23
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Attention fellow lumberjacks--Woodcutting has been completely overhauled, changing the levels required to chop the logs and adjusting the XP given.  The asterisk indicates chestnut will likely be retired in a future update.
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Welcome aboard to all the new recruits--if you like pubbies tears, we're about a week to a week-and-a-half away from a glorious victory on the leaderboards (not that we care, but they REALLY care), so you're getting in the right time to have a few laughs alongside your fellow goons.
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May 2, 2016 03:01
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Ruggan posted:Yeah ATF is a sinking ship lmao Sinking ship? I love the water. 
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May 11, 2016 15:08
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Moose_Knuck posted:I'd like to watch numbers with ya'll. In as BigMoose. BigMoose eh there can only be one
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Jun 17, 2016 02:01
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Moose_Knuck posted:But I'm a peaceful moose. I like frolicking and poo poo like that. You sound more like a cowardly caribou than a mighty moose.
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Jun 17, 2016 22:43
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I support this idea. I'm two levels away from being able to cut larch, so I'll push for that to up our supply.
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Jun 18, 2016 21:41
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Flour can use any kind of nuts--no one yet has mentioned pumpkin seeds, chestnuts, or acorns. I don't know if this makes a huge difference on the XP gains, but it's not as if you have to grind pine just to get flour.
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Jul 11, 2016 02:21
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tolaziforname posted:Trying this out: WyreSkeleton. You are doing God's work, my friend.
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Jul 11, 2016 05:47
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Larch it is for me.
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Jul 14, 2016 03:10
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RabbitWizard posted:
Jeeez all you had to do was ask guys.
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Aug 12, 2016 21:36
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Horking Delight posted:Fun fact: cider still doesn't work. Has Grumpy just not been around for a week or something? He should know about this. (On the bright side, he's extended special events before, so he may make up for this.)
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Wow, how bad did it have to get for that to finally happen?
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16:31:59 From awesomefox8 : can i join your clan honk honk 16:33:45 To awesomefox8 : If you are actually interested, we are accepting new members, but we have a rigorous application process. 16:38:19 To awesomefox8 : We need an essay about your gaming history, with a particular focus on idle, text-based, and MMO titles. We also need a sense of your schedule and availability during the week so we know how many man hours you can contribute. 16:46:07 From awesomefox8 : i can normally play from 5am to 7am and in the afternoons i can play from 3pm to 9pm, and ive also been playing amaranthine for 1 year but ive died atleast 3 times, ive played multiple mmos like stardew valley and terraria and minecraft. 16:48:27 To awesomefox8 : Hmm... it seems like you registered in April, which is only about six months. I know you want to puff your resume, but we value precision and accuracy. 16:49:09 To awesomefox8 : I am a senior member of the hiring committee, so I could put in a good word for you. However, I would need you to write a more formal essay about your qualifications and post it in the guild forum. 16:49:35 To awesomefox8 : We usually set a word count at 1,500, but given that you have some experience I can slash it to 750. 16:50:00 From awesomefox8 : ok 
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I do have to give him a little credit--upon re-reading the forum post, I noticed he actually did amend his "one year" of Amar experience down to six months.
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"127 dead weights and still recruiting" for new thread title
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Nov 19, 2016 21:34
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Magres posted:wait did goose goose get probated for doing sarcastic roleplay in chat I got probated for jumping in on the "faggotism" discussion, but you can bet the first thing I'm doing when I get unmuted is roleplaying about feeding on silt from a riverbed.
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21:27:49 From MadSanta : When ever you leave your guild we will send an invite 21:29:06 To MadSanta : I hope sooner rather than later, but you have to contact Xerol directly about buying me out of my contract. These things are really ironclad. 21:29:24 From MadSanta : your in a contract? 21:29:36 From MadSanta : ok 21:29:42 From MadSanta : how long? 21:31:19 To MadSanta : Variable duration, the amount of the buyout clause changes depending on time served and the membership size and ranking of the guild to which one of our members defects--let me talk to Xerol and see what he calculates. 21:31:48 From MadSanta : ok 21:32:47 To MadSanta : 21:32:23 Xerol : 1380 snail bucks 21:33:48 To MadSanta : He's probably driving up the price because I'm tne top woodcutter in the guild, I've mastered the skill. 21:34:00 From MadSanta : ok have fun in your guild we are not paying that 21:34:23 To MadSanta : Make a counter offer 21:34:49 To MadSanta : You have got to get me out of here 21:35:33 From MadSanta : we just can't pay 100 dollars to get a woodcut in our guild I'm sorry 21:36:50 To MadSanta : I understand... I wish I hadn't signed up for this, I didn't know what I was doing 21:37:02 To MadSanta : How much would you pay for a fisherman? I have another defector lined up. 21:37:57 From MadSanta : the most I could pay would be 300,000 c 21:38:50 From MadSanta : but our guild isn't like that we don't have contract. You can come and go as you please 21:40:48 To MadSanta : You are doing things right, hopefully you can set a better precedent for the new guilds. What about a chef? 21:41:05 From MadSanta : what is his offer 21:41:35 From MadSanta : im trying to help people 21:42:07 From MadSanta : and why can't you just flat out leave coal? 21:42:14 To MadSanta : our chef signed a 2-year contract because Xerol is paying his phone bill. 21:42:42 From MadSanta : really. This guy pays people? 21:42:43 To MadSanta : We sign legally binding contracts, and he keeps account information as consideration. 21:43:05 From MadSanta : for a game? Wow that is poo poo 21:43:18 From MadSanta : why the hell would you sign that? 21:44:18 From MadSanta : when does your contract end? 21:44:55 To MadSanta : He preys on the vulnerable, and the allure of such a huge, fast-growing guild is hard to resist for a lot of us. And as you can imagine, he is VERY well off to be able to bank roll this. 21:45:18 To MadSanta : My contract runs through 2017, but I activate an accelerated buyout provision once I hit JOAT. 21:45:42 From MadSanta : yah does he keep personal info? 21:45:56 From MadSanta : and somebody should tell grumpy about this 21:47:15 To MadSanta : He bought Grumpy off. This runs deep. 21:47:29 From MadSanta : oh god 21:47:40 From MadSanta : does he keep irl info? 21:47:57 From MadSanta : if so this case could go to the FBI 21:49:25 To MadSanta : We don't think he keeps personal info--we don't give it him directly--but some members have their suspicions. We also know Xerol's a government employee, but we're not sure if it's state or federal or what. 21:50:22 From MadSanta : thats hosed up 21:50:37 To MadSanta : But we've also done reverse IP traces and we keep getting hits in Moscow, so we don't really know what's going on. 21:50:43 From MadSanta : if I was there I would quit the game 21:51:00 From MadSanta : loving hell 21:51:13 From MadSanta : hes defiantly pulling something 21:52:21 From MadSanta : does he have a co? 21:53:11 From MadSanta : who is the leader again 21:53:25 To MadSanta : let's just say Xerol follows the path of light 21:54:01 From MadSanta : Why the hell would he do that if he wasn't pulling something 21:54:51 To MadSanta : HI MAdSAnta. I REally appreciate the offer to join your guild but things are going well here at COAL. have a PRosperous New Year and many successes of the PATH to enLIGHTenmentxx3 21:55:15 From MadSanta : wow you got me good 21:55:32 From MadSanta : rofl 21:55:53 From MadSanta : oh yah it's spelled MadSanta by the way 21:56:39 From MadSanta : and why would a leader of the guild spell his name wrong fail 21:58:24 To MadSanta : INdeed this has been a truly FRivolous discussion all is well at COAL, I am glad we can SHare a laugh
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Roflex posted:just do what most goons do and turn guild chat off entirely Scandalous! 
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Welcome to all the new blood! We just hit No. 6 ranked guild--time to break into the top 5.
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04:26:58 astalotte FTP : -34 on snail meat exp 0.0 04:27:26 Grumpy Aspersa : that's explained in the notes above the table 04:28:03 astalotte FTP : Yeah, I read, but it's still quite drastic 04:28:52 Grumpy Aspersa : yeah, it's the only drastically negative one 04:29:03 Chronos -PoD- : it was an unreasonable amount of xp before. it made early cooking levels really easy if you could trick your guildmates into giving you all their snails 04:29:58 astalotte FTP : Ah, that explains a lot 04:30:27 Tempest 7 TLG : lol, everything is easy if you get all the mats free. 04:30:43 Grumpy Aspersa : that's usually how guilds work 04:45:35 Bruce Bruce bone : what do you mean trick your guildmates 04:45:40 Bruce Bruce bone : do other guilds just not share freely? 04:46:24 Tempest 7 TLG : my guild is pretty inactive, so idk 04:47:16 Grumpy Aspersa : I wouldn't imagine there are any guilds of size 2 or greater that share freely 04:48:02 Bruce Bruce bone : you mean any besides us right? 04:48:08 Grumpy Aspersa : I mean anybody Always interesting to look into the Grumpy/pubbie mindset.
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It's been too long since we had a guest in the guild (probably because there are so few pubbies we'd care to hang out with...)
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Ratzap posted:Option 1 - stop reading world I can change my name to Abuse Abuse.
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SaucerCrab, some pubby posted fan art of you on the Amar forums.
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pixaal posted:Was it a known pubbie or some random? Someone named Katzilla, don't know if this is a known person or what. There's a "bad art" thread, and it features an awful lot of mordaq references...
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oldskool posted:personally I'm glad Grumpy implemented tabbed chat because now I can keep up with the lovely world chat if I feel like suffering (and participate in impromptu amar development discussions) and if not I just don't hit that tab and let the slime slink back into the sewer. Yeah, this is a nice change. World chat is unbearable to have shoved in your face, but it's fun to poke them once in awhile, or at least be able to check in if other goons mention some shenanigans.
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What's the good gingerbread gear to target?
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Mr. Pickles posted:bump to let y'all know that the few persisent goons who still play this every day (I am not one of them) will soon manage to go #1 guild in the whole game Oh God, what have I been doing with my life?
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We really screwed up the math last time, but we are now within a day or two of surging into the lead!
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