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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > jesus steak house

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

If Jesus had steaks for blood instead of wine I would probably convert to Christianity.

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# ¿ Mar 21, 2016 22:18

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 12:00

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

You ever wonder why a winery hasn't just cloned Jesus and drained his blood instead of using grapes? Probably would make the whole process go a lot quicker in my opinion.

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# ¿ Mar 21, 2016 22:20

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

We need more ways to commoditize Jesus when he eventually returns.

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# ¿ Mar 21, 2016 22:21

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Jesus clones could be used as cheap manual labor. You could feed your whole work force on a single loaf of bread and a fish.

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# ¿ Mar 21, 2016 22:24

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

Just keep your Jesuses away from a synagogue having a bake sale or you could start a riot.

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# ¿ Mar 21, 2016 22:27

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